Thanks to Naha's voice in front of the imperial city, everyone in the court knew that the Yun family was going to have a new member today.
After a little inquiry, he knew that this was the eldest son of the Yun family, and he was born together with his eldest daughter.
The birth of the eldest son or daughter, for a society like the Tang Dynasty where the distinction between eldest son and concubine was completely different from the birth of a concubine or a concubine.
If Yunchu got out of the house later and got a certain title, then it would be a certainty that the eldest son would inherit the title, unlike the throne of the Tang Dynasty, which never followed this rule.
And the eldest daughter of a family is the first choice for many nobles to get married. At this time, anyone who hears about this will send gifts to their door.
Yun Chu, an eighteen-year-old young man, has already raised his official position step by step to the level of the sixth rank. If it is a false position, it is fine, but he is the extremely important magistrate of Jingxian County in Datang County.
This was extremely rare in the Tang Dynasty.
What's even more rare is that this person was born in the military and made great contributions to the Tang Dynasty. He has a third-level military merit that no one can doubt.
He was also born in the Imperial Academy and ranked ninth in the competition, becoming one of the many talents in the Tang Dynasty.
Regardless of other people's opinions, when he was studying in the Imperial College, he served as the head of Jinchangfang and Qujiangfang in his official capacity. Within two years, these two lifang were the richest in Chang'an.
It is precisely because of this that he can rule Wannian County with the position of Wannian County Lieutenant, until he is promoted to County Magistrate and County Magistrate step by step.
Because of the humiliation, he commanded Wannian County's yamen officials and quickly stormed the Tianshui County Duke's mansion, killing twenty-eight people including the steward of Qiu Mansion, but nothing happened.
In the end, His Majesty just yelled and got over it.
However, Qiu Xinggong, who had made great contributions to the Tang Dynasty and was instrumental in rescuing the Tang Dynasty, ended up with his body and his family exterminated.
Many nobles predicted that if this person could not enter the three provinces, six ministries and two stations within ten years, then this person must be the minister prepared by His Majesty for the crown prince Li Hong.
No matter which one it is, this person's future will be infinitely bright.
If you take into account the rumors in the market, if this person is really the son of Master Xuanzang, his status, even among the nobles, is not inferior to that of any noble family.
Now, Yunchu has been given the title Yuchu by Master Xuanzang!
With the above considerations in mind, there were suddenly crowds of cars and horses in front of Yun's house in Jinchangfang.
Yun Chu and his housekeeper Liu Yi began to welcome guests at noon and were busy until the moment before the gate closed.
Di Renjie and Wenwen naturally mingled with the crowd for a long time, and they naturally refused to go home.
"Tell me, where is the book "Ode to the Harmony of Yin and Yang of Heaven and Earth"? "Gentleness is impatient.
As the top nobles of the Tang Dynasty, they have done many things to their own people. This is their pursuit from beginning to end.
Yun Chu spread his hands and said, "It's time to leave."
Wen Wenwen was not surprised and said quickly: "Don't you know how to memorize it? Just make another copy."
Yun Chu chuckled and said, "I can memorize the first part. I didn't like the later part, so I didn't memorize it."
Gentle's face began to twitch and he said in a harsh voice: "How old was your life at that time?"
Yun Chu sighed and said: "When I was nine years old, I thought this was not a good thing at the time. Looking back now, if I don't memorize the Analects of Confucius, I should memorize this thing first."
"It's a pity that this is such a miracle." She softly sighed and didn't bother to look at Yun Chu anymore.
Yunchu himself was very sorry, but if he forgot, he had forgotten, and there was nothing he could do about it.
However, there were many similar things like this in the Tang Dynasty. When Yu Xiurong got married, there was a book like this hidden in the dowry pillow. It was also full of interesting pictures and texts, and the famous names were on the pillow one by one.
"The emperor likes this kind of thing the most..." Gentle fell weakly on the chair and groaned.
"Didn't you see it yourself?" Yun Chu was very surprised.
Gentle patted his chest and said: "I don't have the disease of being a widower. Just like you and Brother Huaiying, I only have one wife at home. Why do I look at these things?
I heard rumors that His Majesty has not been with a woman for three months. He walks around with a giant bear all day long.
This is a major matter for the country. As a minister, how can I tolerate His Majesty's glory? I must share my worries with Your Majesty."
"So, you are ready one by one"
"That's right, I plan to follow the path of being a sycophant and get promoted."
Yun Chu looked at Wen Chu and said, "Why do you want to take this road?"
She sighed softly and said: "My ancestor said that in the next ten years, I should be the most comfortable person I have ever lived."
"Don't think about the long term?"
"Why should we consider the long term? Isn't ten years long enough?"
Yun Chu smiled and said: "In that case, why don't you draw on the strengths of others and write a book yourself?"
Wen Wen frowned and said, "Say it straight away, how can you be so casual?"
Yun Chu smiled and said: "Even a despicable person like you knows that you can't write a book casually. If you write a book at will, pretend that it is an ancient book, and then pick out a few ancient relics and present them to the emperor as auspicious omen.
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Do you think this is okay? You can avoid the reputation of being a sycophant and achieve your own goals. Isn’t it a plan to kill two birds with one stone? "
After talking to Wen Wen, Yun Chu said to Di Renjie, who was lying on the soft couch waiting to eat, "Is there any way to make the bamboo slips old?"
Di Renjie stroked his big belly and said lazily: "It is easy to make a bronze tripod old."
Wen Wen looked at Di Renjie and said, "Bury it underground? It's waiting to be used. I can't wait that long."
Di Renjie said: "Hu Gangzi, a qi alchemist in Zhongnan Mountain, made alchemy and refined something called green vitriol oil. This thing can melt gold and overcome steel. It is said that it is the most powerful and yang thing in the world.
Just pour this thing on the newly cast bronze tripod and bury it in the ground for ten days and a half, and you will get a Zhou tripod."
He smiled softly and said: "In this case, I will present this Zhou Ding to Your Majesty again. Do you think it is better to have the name of Xia Jie engraved on it, or the name of Shang Zhou?"
Yun Chu looked at Wen Wen and said, "If you offer such a cauldron of national subjugation to His Majesty, do you believe that His Majesty will send you to be quartered on five horses?"
Di Renjie looked at the roof and said lazily: "Huang Di is better, it's just a matter of pouring more green vitriol oil and burying it underground for a few more days.
If you are brave enough, it is not impossible to get one of the Nine Provinces Cauldron. I estimate that you can use this thing to seal the Hou in one step."
Wen Wen took a breath of cold air and said: "I think it is more likely that the Nine Provinces Cauldron will be blocked by His Majesty's sword. Let's make a smaller one. Just get me into the imperial censor."
Di Renjie turned over and sat up, looked at Wen Wen and said: "Since you are shameless, just borrow the name of a plain girl. Maybe your majesty will continue to be willing to get close to beauties because of the increased confidence."
I knew the famous "Su Nv Jing", and also knew the story of the Yellow Emperor's three thousand concubines who later became immortals, so I immediately felt that this plan was brilliant.
Then Wen Wen looked at Yun Chu and said, "Do you think it would be better to take that Hu Gangzi to the Stone Country in the Western Regions, or send him there, or send him directly to the land of Kunlun Nu?"
Di Renjie waved his hand and said: "Don't bother with that. Hu Gangzi used green vitriol oil to make an elixir. After swallowing it, he couldn't control the Yang Qi in it. His internal organs, mouth, nose and throat were all scorched by the Yang Qi. He
The boy was worried that his master would fail to overcome the calamity, so he cut off Hu Gangzi's head with a knife to help him escape. After cutting off the head, he found that Hu Gangzi had died long ago, and his throat was scorched by Yang Qi.
When I went to investigate the case, I read the alchemy process recorded by Hu Gangzi, and then I learned about the existence of green vitriol oil.
In other words, only the three of us know about the existence of this thing. You can do whatever you want. Seriously, are you really not going to try the Kyushu Cauldron?"
Yun Chu clicked his tongue and exclaimed: "How much green vitriol oil did that Hu Gangzi drink?"
Di Renjie pointed to the large shallow bowl with fruit on the Yun family table and said, "It's such a bowl, and it's so boring."
"Didn't his boy stop him?"
"Before taking the elixir, Hu Gangzi told the boy that the elixir he refined is a yin substance that is extremely cold, and needs to be combined with something that is extremely strong and yang to be effective.
Therefore, when taking these two things, you will definitely experience extreme pain. It is normal for the body to have abnormal conditions. Please don't ruin your practice.
Then, he died.
Let me tell you two, in the future, if you suddenly think of swallowing pills, remember to ask me to protect you. I have no other skills, but I still have the ability to help you two fight and ascend to heaven."
Yunchu felt that he might not drink sulfuric acid as water, but he still admired the enterprising spirit of the Tang Dynasty people, which was comparable to the behavior of Uighur women who voluntarily entered the wolf pack to mate with the wolf king and give birth to the most ferocious offspring.
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Wen Wen even shook his head like a rattle. The education he received told him that people can survive by eating whole grains, and how long they can live depends on destiny.
As for things like taking elixirs, they are evil and heretical to him.
Now that sulfuric acid had appeared naturally in the Tang Dynasty, Yun Chu was ready to see what this so-called mother of industry could do now.
Wen Wen couldn't sit still for a long time. He had already begun to figure out how to cast an ancient bronze tripod related to Li Zhi, and then carve some auspicious words or some magic tricks on it.
Finally, use green vitriol oil to make it look old and see if it can improve your official position a few steps.
Di Renjie seemed to be very interested in this matter, and even agreed with Wen Wen that once money and official positions were obtained from this matter, then the money would go to the orphanage and the official position would go to Wen Wen.
Yunchu returned to the delivery room and did nothing. He just looked at the two children with a smile and watched Naha carefully feeding Yu Xiurong.
To be honest, a small room already contains everything he owns in the world.