"Sister Naha, would you like to be my crown princess?"
"Improper, you are so stupid."
"Sister Naha, if you become my crown princess, all the good things in my East Palace will be given to you."
"No, there is nothing in your poor East Palace. My brother said that the walls of your East Palace are covered with grass. Are you trying to defraud me of my money?"
"No, no, my father said that you must find a stupid wife. I have seen it, and among the girls around you, you are the stupidest... oops..."
When Yun Chu was brushing his teeth with a bristle toothbrush, he saw His Highness the Crown Prince of the Tang Dynasty being beaten by Naha.
Yun Chu's toothbrush was not good and kept losing hair, so he had to spit out pig hair while brushing his teeth. Moreover, the bristles were a bit hard, which made his gums bleed, so the salt water foam he spit out was filled with blood.
But his gums were stung by salt water and hurt.
This was not the first time that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was beaten in the Yun family. Even the maids, maids, and eunuchs who accompanied Li Hong were no longer surprised.
Even though His Highness the Crown Prince is crying very hard now, if someone comes back to seek justice for His Highness the Crown Prince, His Highness the Crown Prince will tell his father and mother that there are naughty slaves bullying him, and they will also bully Naha.
Rest in this troublesome slave.
These royal servants are not considered human beings in the eyes of Li Zhi and Wu Mei, so everyone knows what kind of punishment they will receive.
Li Hong, who had just been badly beaten by Naha, came to Yunchu's side, rubbing his eyes and still crying.
This case was difficult to decide, so Yunchu took Li Hong to dinner.
I don’t know what’s wrong with this child. He likes to eat salted eggs the most. The high blood pressure, heart disease, and weak hands inherited from the Li family are basically incurable.
With such a family genetic condition, he also likes to eat foods heavy in oil and salt. This is obviously because he is worried that he will live too long.
Therefore, millet porridge, cold spinach, and a piece of whole wheat bread is a suitable breakfast for Li Hong.
Yun Chu was a martial artist and his body was exhausted, so his breakfast consisted of meatloaf and a large bowl of fermented glutinous rice and egg soup.
While Li Hong was eating his breakfast, he watched Yun Chu eat the pure meat pie until his mouth was full of oil. He finally couldn't help but said: "I want to eat meat pie too."
Yun Chu shook his head and said, "Your meal is exactly the same as Master Xuanzang's, except that you have a bigger bowl of milk than him."
"The milk doesn't taste good, the black pancakes don't taste good, and the spinach tastes like eating grass."
Yunchu said while eating the meat pie: "Your imperial grandfather is often dizzy and has splitting headaches. Your father is often dizzy and has splitting headaches. If you want to be sick all day long and have splitting headaches, why don't you stand still?"
If it's not stable, you can eat meatloaf, and you can eat more fatty meat."
Li Hong hurriedly picked up the millet porridge and took a sip to calm down his shock and said: "You said I will also have headaches in the future?"
Yun Chu nodded and said: "I heard from Sun Shenxian that this is an ancestral disease in your family and there is no way to cure it. Your imperial grandfather was very skilled in martial arts, so it is not that serious. Your father is not very skilled in martial arts, so the condition is worse than that of your imperial grandfather."
Be serious."
Li Hong took a big bite of the black flour pancake and said, "I promise to practice martial arts well in the future, at least to surpass my father."
Yun Chu's face twitched and he said, "At least he must be stronger than your imperial grandfather."
Li Hong shook his head and said: "I was recently reciting the life story of the emperor's grandfather under the guidance of the Taifu. The Taifu said that the emperor's grandfather was strong enough to capture a tiger. Now I can't even defeat a big fat man."
Yun Chu lowered his head and pondered for a while, but he still didn't expose the lie told by the Taifu. Then he looked at the fat lynx at home, a lynx weighing thirty kilograms. Let alone Li Hong, he could beat any man who was slightly worse.
but.
"I helped you catch a bear, do you still remember?"
"I remember, but now that flower bear has become my father's pet. My mother said that my father won't be able to speak if he doesn't hold the bear's ears now."
"No matter what happens to that bear, if you can escape from my grasp one day, even if you have already mastered martial arts, what do you think?"
"Can I beat Sister Naha at that time?"
"You should be able to beat her. Your sister doesn't have much talent in martial arts training."
"Master, when you saw Sister Naha writing last time, you said she had no talent for studying literature.
Another time you saw the purse that Sister Naha embroidered for you, and you said that Sister Naha has no talent for embroidery.
Another time, after eating the hangover pimple soup that sister Naha made for you, you said that sister Naha has no talent for cooking.
So, what can Sister Naha do?"
Looking at Li Hong's innocent eyes, Yun Chu scratched his hair irritably and said: "Look, there is a kind of person in this world who actually has no abilities, but there is one thing that is different from others, and that is who
Everyone will like her when they see her.
Just like your sister Naha, who couldn't read when she was little, your master and I had to help her prepare everything and raise her carefully so that she wouldn't suffer any injustice.
When she grew older, an old monkey came over and gave her all his treasures.
When people misunderstood her as a Hu girl because of her hair and eyes, Master Xuanzang said she was a Buddhist girl."
After saying these words, Yun Chu looked at Li Hong with enlightenment and said: "I think it's your turn to take care of Naha."
Li Hong said in horror: "I came to take care of Sister Naha myself?"
Yun Chu nodded and said: "That's absolutely right. We all came to take care of Naha by ourselves. It was me in the past and you in the future.
Therefore, some people do not need to know anything, they just need to sit at home and wait for someone who is good to them to appear.
That’s the kind of person your sister is.”
Li Hong grabbed Yunchu's arm and said hastily: "Why?"
Yunchu took a bite of the meat pie and pointed at Naha who was grabbing her big fat tail in boredom in the distance: "For no reason, she just beat you, do you hate her?"
Li Hong shook his head blankly.
Yun Chu calmly picked up the porridge bowl and took another sip and said, "If something happens to her, will you help her?"
Li Hong nodded blankly.
Yun Chu touched Li Hong Yuanyuan's head and said, "Just accept your fate. The reason why we people have to work hard, you will find in the end, is because we work hard for others and has nothing to do with ourselves."
Naha finally waited until Li Hong finished breakfast. She seemed to have forgotten that she had just beaten Li Hong. She smiled and asked Li Hong to take her to the Qujiang Palace. Last time, she got a gift from Wu Mei in Qujiang.
A very beautiful gold hairpin.
Seeing Li Hong being dragged away by Naha, Yun Chu stretched his neck and watched them go away. He couldn't help but sigh and said, "It's a pity."
Yu Xiurong came over with Mei Yuer in her arms and asked, "What's the pity?"
Yun Chu said: "Nothing, huh? I find you are really strange. Why do you hold Mei Yuer in your arms all day long, but leave my Caiyun Niang far away?"
Yu Xiurong slapped Yun Chu in the face and said: "Your Caiyun Niang eats and sleeps. Eat and sleep, so you don't have to worry. Your beautiful Yu'er will cry endlessly as soon as you put her in the cradle. What can I do?"
Yunchu sighed and said, "I'll give Caiyun Niang more hugs from now on."
Yu Xiurong said in surprise: "Meiyu'er will cry."
Yun Chu smiled and said, "I'll hold him!"
Yu Xiurong put Mei Yu'er into Yun Chu's arms with a face and left. She didn't believe that Yun Chu could take care of this child.
When I returned to the room, I found that Caiyun Niang had woken up and was taking her fat foot and putting it in her mouth to chew on it.
He leaned down and looked at his daughter and said, "Other people's masters like their sons, but your grandpa is more interested in you."
I don’t know how you got the good fortune to meet your grandma, me, and your grandpa who likes you to the core.”
When Caiyun Niang saw her mother talking to her, she opened her toothless mouth and giggled at her mother.
As a result, Yu Xiurong quickly forgot about the father and son who were still outside the house.
The Yun family's house was full of joy. Even Mrs. Cui liked to come out with a sewing basket and lean against the wall of the inner house to dry her stiff old bones.
If joy is contagious, at least the people in Jinchangfang are very happy at this time. The Lantern Festival is coming soon, which is also the busiest time of the year in Jinchangfang.
Liu Yi, wearing an old sheepskin coat, had been counting the pigs and sheep that had been transported to Jinchangfang early in the morning, as well as some cattle with mysterious origins.
These pigs, sheep and cattle have all been killed and can be immediately put into the warehouse of the canteen after being counted.
However, this is not Liu Yi's most important task today. Today, he also has to welcome the tenants of the Yun family to deliver products from the fertile fields of Bashang and Qujiangfang.
The tenants from Ba Shang would set out from Ba Shang before dawn and meet up with the tenants from Qujiang when the city gate was opened to deliver this year's rent together.
In fact, there are not many things. All the Yun family's land in Bashang is planted with cotton, and the income from cotton has already been calculated, so basically these tenants do not need to send anything more.
Yun Chu said these words, Yu Xiurong said them, and Liu Yi said them countless times. Even so, the tenants still felt that they took grain and copper coins from their masters all year round, but they gave nothing to their masters.
, which made them very uneasy.
The total items sent by the Yun family's two villagers were only six loads of grain, one pig, two sheep, ten chickens and ducks, and ten large fish caught from the pond.
This time Liu Yi did not refuse, but solemnly followed other people's methods of collecting rent, weighing, fighting, and guessing the fatness of the livestock. He also complained from time to time that the tenants did not raise the livestock well.
However, these tenants were not afraid. Instead, they accepted Liu Yi's scoldings with a smile and asked the housekeeper to check back next year to see if they have made any progress.
It just turned a relationship between exploitation and exploitation into a comedy full of warmth.
Since all the tenants are here, it is inevitable to have a meal in the big dining hall, and when leaving, give some reward money given by the owner of the family.
I was anxious when I came, but I was smiling when I left.
After sending away the tenants, Liu Yi made a little calculation with his arithmetic chips, and then pushed the chips away. There was no need to calculate, and he would suffer a big loss.