Chapter 56: The super giant cake drawn for Li Hong
It usually only takes one second for the old immortal to vaccinate other children. When he encounters a difficult and crying child, he takes three seconds. When Li Hong, the prince of the Tang Dynasty, comes, the old immortal thinks about it and takes two seconds.
Li Hong didn't feel anything after the acne vaccination. The pricked place by the old fairy's three-edged needle was no more serious than being bitten by a mosquito.
After finishing the vaccination, Li Hong was about to use his status as the prince of the Tang Dynasty to publicize the vaccination.
As a result, he sadly discovered that Master Yunchu was looking at the other side with his neck stretched out, Wen Wenwen was stepping on a stool and looking at the same direction with all his concentration, while Di Renjie was sitting on a long stool with all his attention.
Close your eyes and rest your mind.
No one paid attention to the vaccination of the prince of the Tang Dynasty.
There were tears in the eyes of the eunuch Chunxi. It seemed that he, the prince, was about to die. He stayed by his side and kept looking up and down. So Li Hong pushed him in front of Lao He and asked him to give him a seed too.
superior.
Li Hong came to the old master with his neck stretched out. Following the master's gaze, he saw a beast and a beautiful woman.
The beast is sitting and the beauty is standing, seeming to be talking.
Li Hong touched the master's arm with his shoulder and said, "What's there to see?"
Yun Chu said without looking back: "I'm looking to see if women in this world can see through the phenomena and see the essence when they look at men."
Li Hong took another look and said, "Zhong Kui, it wouldn't be difficult for him to want a woman, right?"
Yun Chu looked back at Li Hong and said, "It's difficult to fall in love."
"What? Zhong Kui actually wants love?"
Yun Chu looked at Li Hong with disdain and said: "Yes, you didn't choose love in the first place. What's the matter? Do you feel uncomfortable when you see others choosing love?"
Li Hong smiled and said: "Okay, if Naha knows, I know. Even if the master is the person closest to Naha, there is no way he can get in between the two of us and make decisions for the two of us."
Yunchu said in surprise: "Is there anything I don't know?"
Li Hong nodded and said: "A lot, the way we young people handle things is different from the way the older generation like the master handles things."
Yun Chu touched the little beard that had just begun to grow on his lips and said, "Am I very old?"
"It can be seen from the way the master doesn't accept the way Naha and I handle things, that the master is old."
Yun Chu thought for a moment and said, "We will discuss this matter later. I think you have become a little arrogant after staying in Luoyang for a long time."
Li Hong stood on tiptoes and looked at Wen Ru and Zhong Kui who were interacting with each other. He said with some surprise: "Is there any woman who doesn't run away when she sees Zhong Kui? Master, what are they talking about? They seem to be very opportunistic."
Wen Wen turned her head and said: "I was talking about Zhuangzi just now, and now we are discussing the "Book of Changes". My aunt liked Huang Lao's art when she was young. She was a talented woman. Zhong Kui's answer just now was brilliant. I didn't expect this guy to be like this.
Over the past few years, my knowledge has not deteriorated, but has improved a lot.
I think the two of them might make it."
Di Renjie also laughed and said: "Just now Zhong Kui said that Zhuangzi is a dream immortal. After reading Zhuangzi, the best pastime is to fall asleep immediately. Only by meeting this immortal in a dream can you fully understand all the mysteries of his knowledge.
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Don't tell me, this statement is quite new. It is Zhuangzi who is half-awake and half-dream."
Seeing that he was ignored by these three people, Li Hong said viciously: "I think Zhong Kui is instilling a fallacy into this young lady, that is - it is rare to see a lake, so that this young lady can only see his knowledge.
beauty, and then ignore his ugly appearance.”
Yun Chu looked at the Tang prince who was as tall as him and said, "Look, this is your fault. You can't connect anything with conspiracy, otherwise, there will be no good people in your eyes."
Li Hong said with a smile: "When I left Luoyang, although my father, mother, and several brothers were all worried about me, I found from their words and deeds that they all seemed to want to be loved by the old gods.
Death from vaccination.
Although they are unwilling to admit it, I am sure that they must have thought this way at some point.
So, it’s okay for me to think bad things about people, right?”
Di Renjie, who was concentrating with his eyes closed, suddenly said: "It's okay for you to think like this. From the moment you left Luoyang, there were twelve groups of people who followed you out of Luoyang. As far as I know, these twelve groups' departure from Luoyang was all related to you.
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Li Hong perked up after hearing this, took Yun Chu's arm and said, "Master, can I go on a killing spree in Chang'an?"
Yunchu nodded and said, "Younrou will arrange it."
Li Hong shook his head and said: "I will arrange it myself and only use the power of the East Palace. There must be many people among those people who are inconvenient for you to deal with. If I deal with it myself, there will be no problem."
Yun Chu shook his head and said: "You can't deal with it. Whether it's your mother's Qianniu Guards or your Majesty's Hundred Cavalry, they are not something you can deal with. At the same time, they are not something you should deal with."
Li Hong smiled and said: "Isn't it enough that I just want to fail? There are twelve teams. Shouldn't it be normal to have losses and wins?"
"Who will help you control the center?"
"Xu Jingzong."
"Oh, oh, since Xu Jingzong is here, even if you can't win, you can still ensure that you are safe and sound. At this time, it is most appropriate to use this old thief."
Li Hongdao: "Wait a minute, I'm going to personally visit Duke Ying, Duke Su, and the others."
She smiled softly and said, "It's time to pay a visit, otherwise these veterans' lives would be so boring."
Li Hong added: "I am also prepared to disgust Xue Rengui. I heard in Luoyang that his new military training method was so cruel that the soldiers did not die on the battlefield, but died in the training field. This is inappropriate.
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Yun Chu raised his hand and pressed heavily on Li Hong's shoulder. Li Hong supported it strongly. Unfortunately, the shoulder began to deflect after only supporting it for a short time. Yun Chu's strength continued to press down like a mountain until Li Hong was pushed down.
Hong sat down on the ground.
Yun Chu retracted his hand and pulled Li Hong up from the ground and said: "It's not bad. Even if you sit on the ground, your back is still straight and you can still maintain the strength of a surprise attack. It seems that you have made great progress in distributing power.
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But why are you going to harm Xue Rengui?
Sweat more in peacetime and bleed less in wartime. This is an iron rule for the army. What Xue Rengui has done recently is called having better troops and simpler administration.
Because Chang'an's soldiers are well treated, Chang'an's soldiers are very large and have a lot of redundancy.
An army is not powerful because of its large number, but because of the number of effective combatants.
This time, through rigorous training, Xue Rengui will kick out those who are not suitable to stay in the army and ensure that the remaining personnel are all qualified soldiers.
From the perspective of military construction, Xue Rengui did nothing wrong at all. The reason why many people were trained to death was because they were reluctant to give up the generous treatment of Chang'an soldiers.
Even if I risk my life to hold on, I still want to hold on.
Did you know that since Chang'an announced the rule that those eliminated by the army will automatically lose their qualifications as soldiers, the number of people who have been killed in military training has increased.
Therefore, the fault of training soldiers to death is the fault of the Chang'an government, not Xue Rengui's, so don't harm others."
Li Hong said in confusion: "This is not like your character, master. You have always loved the soldiers and the people like a son."
Yun Chu sneered and said, "I just don't take advantage of the soldiers under my command. I try my best to command rationally on the battlefield, value their lives, and don't make unnecessary sacrifices with their lives.
As for everything else, you can tell from my illustrious military exploits over the years that your master is also a general. As long as he is a general, he will definitely follow the ancient saying that kindness does not command troops.
In the past few years, the soldiers of the Chang'an Prefecture have lost their wolf nature because they have eaten too much. You must know that the biggest source of income of the Prefecture soldiers should come from the battlefield and from seizures, not from the income from working in Chang'an."
Li Hong finally drew his master's attention away from nonsense like Zhong Kui's blind date, and said with some pride: "Master, let's go to Jinchangfang. I miss my master and the others very much."
Yun Chu said: "You can't go now. You have just received the pox vaccination. What if you infect several children?"
Li Hong's face twitched and he said, "Li Si and the others haven't done it yet?"
Yun Chu said naturally: "Of course they won't plant until you finish planting and confirm it's safe."
Li Hong's face trembled a few times, and he looked at his master helplessly and said: "Even if the disciple should be used as a guinea pig for a few children, you should not say it to my face. If it reaches the ears of my father, the emperor, and the empress, it will be a serious sin that cannot be forgiven."
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Yun Chu sneered and said, "If it weren't for the fact that I wasn't 100% sure about this thing, you should have been the first to plant it and serve as a test subject for everyone in the world.
It was out of consideration for your safety that Old Immortal, Old He, all the colleagues at the Imperial Medical Office, and more than a thousand people in Chang'an City were vaccinated first. In addition, I, Wen Wen, Di Renjie, and Zhong Kui were also vaccinated before you.
With so many people serving as your guinea pigs, you should be satisfied.
Today, if you get a pimple in front of everyone, you are taking a huge amount of credit.
If Lushuang really disappears from the Tang Dynasty in the future, your name, Li Hong, will be famous throughout the ages and will be firmly recorded in the history books.
The posthumous name of Emperor Taizu is Emperor Taiwu, and the posthumous name of Emperor Taizong is Emperor Wen. Although I don’t know what the posthumous title of His Majesty will be in the future, but given His Majesty’s illustrious military exploits in opening up territories, I guess he will be named Emperor Wen.
Wu is respected.
You previously experimented with new seeds and spread new food in the East Palace, which was a great achievement. Add to that the merit of spreading vaccination. As long as you don't act licentious and immoral in the future, I think you should be able to achieve the supreme position of Emperor Ren in the future.
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When Li Hong heard this, Gudong swallowed the boss's saliva, benevolent people are invincible, and this posthumous title with the word benevolence will be the highest recognition of an emperor's rule. No emperor in the previous dynasties before the Tang Dynasty has received this posthumous title.