Chapter 855 The dirty Tang Dynasty man deserves his reputation
There are many ways to prove that a person is smart, but it is very difficult to prove that a person is stupid, because there is an upper limit to intelligence, but there is no lower limit to stupidity.
History books are full of examples of smart people pretending to be stupid, and most of them are successful, while stupid people pretending to be stupid are simply acting out their true colors, and who can tell the difference?
Zhou Xing hated to torture prisoners, but when faced with Yun Chu's request, he did not refuse. After Yun Chu left, he found Li Yi Mansion, which made him lose face, and ordered people to insert a funnel into the valley of Li Yi Mansion.
Pour ice water with crushed ice into it.
Two hours later, Yun Chu knew everything he wanted to know.
Huang Tong is from Dabashan, Bashu. Because his ancestors have been operating cinnabar mines, they inevitably have to deal with the natural mercury associated with the cinnabar mines. After a long time, the family began to have problems with heirs. When Huang Tong came to this
A generation ago, Huang Tong was the only man left with the ability to have children.
Seeing that the Huang family was about to die, he happened to meet Li Chunfeng who was observing the mountains and waters in Shu. Li Chunfeng said that his family had been mining for generations, causing countless deaths and injuries to the miners and being haunted by evil spirits. This led to the death of the Huang family, and the fate of the Huang family to die
It has been formed and it is extremely difficult to change it.
It was only after the frightened Huang family begged and begged that Li Chunfeng told them that the reason why this matter was difficult was that it was difficult to reach heaven. Who in the Tang Dynasty could be called heaven?
Li Zhi is the only one!
Since Li Zhi is the god, who dares to climb on his head?
Don't worry, there is another solution to this matter - that is to find a woman who Li Zhi once slept with. This woman may have ascended to heaven when she was in love with Li Zhi. If Huang can think of it,
Find a way to get such a woman and let Huang Tong marry her. In this way, you can use the emperor's power to steal a glimmer of hope for the Huang family.
When things have reached this point, it is still a fantasy, because the women who have been slept with by Li Zhi are now in the palace. Other concubines may be released from the palace when they reach old age. Women who have had physical contact with Li Zhi can only die of old age in the palace.
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Fortunately, the Huang family has been engaged in cinnabar mining for generations. Not only is the family a big business, it is also very prestigious in the Daba Mountain area. Knowing that this matter is extremely difficult, the Huang family still made 100% effort and continued to work hard.
At Li Yi's request, the matter finally came to Li Yifu's desk.
At that time, Li Yi's mansion was extremely powerful, and Li Zhi slept with countless unfavored palace ladies. In addition, the Huang family was willing to provide free cinnabar and mercury for the Qianling Mausoleum that Li Zhi was building.
After reporting Wu Mei, with Li Zhi's acquiescence, Huang Tong handed over his charming wife to Li Yifu and sent it to the palace to replace the palace lady, and then handed the palace lady over to Huang Tong. This happened
It worked.
Maybe Li Yifu felt that this was a big advantage afterwards and felt very guilty, so he gave Huang Tong the title of Jinshi in Miscellaneous Subjects...
After listening to Zhou Xing's introduction, Yunchu swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, looked at Zhou Xing and said, "You deal with such secrets all day long, aren't you afraid of a short life?"
Zhou Xing laughed and said: "There is not much difference between living for eighty years and living for eight years. The former is like grass and trees, while the latter is as bright as a shooting star. Some people still like the latter."
Yun Chu said: "I want to know now, did that palace lady give birth to a son for Huang Tong?"
Zhou Xingdao: "The results are excellent. I gave birth to a son and a daughter in four years, which makes it a good word."
Yun Chu swallowed a big mouthful of saliva again and said, "I have to admire Li Yifu for accepting money from others. He can really do things."
Zhou Xing chuckled and said: "You don't know..."
Before Zhou Xing could tell the embarrassing story, Yun Chu quickly stopped him and said: "The Huang family has a great business and finally has an heir. Please don't spread some bad rumors."
Zhou Xing laughed loudly, stroking his short beard and said: "Compared with the people of Chang'an, there are so many stupid people in this world, and the truth is so ugly. Lord, if you want to be a clean person, you should go back to Chang'an. This pool is muddy."
Leave the water to people like me."
Yunchu sent Zhou Xing away. This guy had lived in Chang'an for a long time, and had seen Chang'an change from a dark place to the glorious appearance it is today. In addition, he was a native of Chang'an. When Chang'an's economy was booming, he naturally had a strong interest in it.
Chang'an has a strong tolerance for the bad side hidden in darkness.
After he left the relatively fair and prosperous city of Chang'an, he really didn't like anything he saw, and everything he looked at was inappropriate. It was like a civilized man stepping into the wilderness.
Therefore, Zhou Xing loved Chang'an and was proud of it.
Wen Wenjie, after listening to Yun Chu's narration, the two of them were immediately stunned. After a long time, they came back to their senses and softly said softly: "Can your Majesty's women be exchanged for money?"
Di Renjie's face was the ugliest. It took him a long time to catch his breath, then he patted his chest and said, "I feel so stuffy."
Yun Chu smiled, patted the two lost companions on the shoulders and said, "It's actually quite good. There is a saying in business called asset replacement. Unnecessary things become treasures when they are in the hands of those who need them."
Wen Wen shook her head to get rid of some bad thoughts in her head, and said to Yun Chu: "Since Huang Tong's stupidity was caused by someone's connivance, and Zhao Chengzhou went to arrest Huang Tong, how should we deal with it?"
Yun Chu came to the desk, took out a pen and wrote a line of words on a memorial, showing it to Wen Rou and the others.
He read softly and softly: "As I begin to report to Your Majesty, I said at the beginning of the report: The magistrate of Yanshi County is extremely stupid and may ruin your Majesty's important affairs. Please ask your Majesty to replace him with a higher talent."
Wen Wen thought for a moment and then wrote in the memorial: "My minister Wen Wen added: Yanshi County is the strategic location of Luoyang and Bianzhou. Even if a fierce tiger cannot be deployed to guard it, a fierce dog must be sent to guard the gate. No matter what, we cannot send a fierce dog to guard the gate."
Bring a pig..."
Yun Chu saw that Di Renjie also wanted to complain, so he quickly stopped him and said: "Chang'an cannot live without us. Even if His Majesty gets angry when he sees this secret letter, he will at most scold us. You are different. If you really anger Your Majesty,
It would be bad if I sent you to Yazhou to investigate the case."
Di Renjie threw down his brush and said: "If this absurdity continues, the country will no longer be a country."
Yun Chu smiled and said: "So, many times, the people need to come up with some ideas for themselves."
Di Renjie frowned and said, "Can your cooperative really do this?"
Yun Chu put his hand on the table and whispered: "Be patient for twenty years without making a move, and you will see the miraculous effect after twenty years."
Wen Wen nodded, feeling that what Yun Chu said was right. Political layout definitely does not happen overnight. It takes years and months to slowly lay the foundation. Planting the seeds now and harvesting them twenty years later is already fast.
The exposed Baiqisi Commander Zhao Chengzhou moved very quickly. Before dark, Huang Tong was captured. Huang Tong's family members were also captured. However, the family members did not come on horseback.
The soldiers were guarding the place and came slowly by carriage. It is estimated that they will arrive at noon tomorrow.
This was the first time that Yunchu saw this Huang Tong. Just by taking a glance, Yunchu could see the symptoms of heavy metal poisoning from his two bulging eyeballs and his slightly trembling hands.
This behavior looks very similar to hyperthyroidism, but it is not. The reason why Yun Chu said he was suffering from heavy metal poisoning symptoms was entirely because he smelled his strong bad breath when he was only two meters away from this guy. If Yun Chu was at this time
If you open his mouth, you will see severe oral erosion in his mouth.
Yun Chu has a relatively deep understanding of work-related injuries. Before he became the director of the subdistrict office, he was mainly responsible for reporting work-related injuries for a long time.
For a person who could pollute the entire tent with just one mouthful, Yun Chu immediately lost interest in talking to him and waved his hand to Zhao Chengzhou to take him away as soon as possible.
In fact, all the big things have nothing to do with Huang Tong...
After Zhao Chengzhou took Huang Tong away, he quickly came back. He didn't say anything when he came in, but kept smiling and bowing to Yun Chu.
Come to think of it, if you are working well as a military sergeant in the military camp, and suddenly one day the commander calls you into the tent and reveals his identity as a spy, this is a huge failure for the spy.
The reason why secret agents are important is that others don't know your identity. His main job as a military commander and secret agent is to monitor the commander. Now, now that the commander knows, it's useless to monitor him. All he wants now is
His Shangguan at Gubaidu could help him hide something, and he hoped that Junhou could pretend not to know anything.
Yun Chu said solemnly: "Continue to do your job well. Just as you have done it before, you will do it again in the future. You are a secret agent of Baiqisi and a part of the imperial law. Being a spy should be seen through at a glance and you will be thrown into disgrace."
It’s not a shame.”
Zhao Chengzhou whispered: "The general used his name as Army Sima to arrest people this time. Please forgive me, general."
Yun Chu sighed and said: "Forget it, the matter is over, that's it. You can send Huang Tong's family to the Bianzhou Central Army Camp in my name again. Don't let others know."
Upon hearing this, Zhao Chengzhou felt as if he had been granted amnesty and repeatedly promised to send Huang Tong's family safely to Bianzhou.
Huang Tong's matter has come to an end. Yun Chu, Wen Wen and Di Renjie are not in a good mood.
This time the emperor rarely regained his strength and wanted to put down the biggest hidden danger in the Tang Dynasty since the founding of the country. Unexpectedly, at the top level, the emperor had a good idea. Although the methods were a bit cruel, the overall benefits outweighed the disadvantages.
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However, in terms of lower-level execution, the start was so bad, which was completely beyond Yunchu's expectation. As Wen Wen said, Yanshi County was the first place to be operated on during the emperor's eastern tour. In order to have
A good start. Even if the first stop is to put an important minister like Li Jingxuan in Yanshi County for two years, it is not too much. Who would have thought that instead of sending all the tigers and vicious dogs, a pig was sent.