Chapter 866: The cow refuses to drink water and is forced to have its head pressed
While mother and daughter were looking at each other, Aunt Chun ran away quickly.
She knew very clearly that even if the important things Li Si said were important to the queen, looking back, she still could not escape the queen's punishment because she secretly led people into the queen's palace.
I can only stay away for the time being, and when the queen is not so angry, maybe she will be whipped less or not at all.
In the past, the job that Aunt Chun most hoped to do was to go to the East Palace to be the personal nanny of the prince, taking care of the prince's daily life. The prince had a good temperament and would not scold her or hit her at all times, let alone because of her body.
If she gets fat, deprive her of food.
Now that Li Si has grown up, Aunt Chun feels that it would be great if she could be a personal nanny for Princess An Ding. That would be a job with less work, leisure, more money, and plenty of food.
Anyway, whether it is being the personal maid for the prince or Li Si, it is ten thousand times better than being the personal maid for the queen.
Sometimes the queen would pinch her when she was angry. Sometimes she would beat her legs until she fell asleep. She would prick her with hairpins and tickle her nostrils with peacock feathers... When she sneezes and spits on the queen, the queen will get angry again.
... Aunt Chun felt that she might be the one who got beaten the most in the entire Queen's Palace.
An Ding is destined to be the eldest daughter of the Yun family. When the time comes, she will definitely live in the Yun family, not some princess mansion. Following the queen in these years, Aunt Chun has never lived in any kind of palace. In his opinion, what kind of palace
None of them can compare to the big yard of the Yun family. As long as you open the corner door on the side, you can see dozens of large pots cooking all kinds of meat... The meat is fragrant, and there is even more in the basket next to it.
Eat meat as high as the mountain.
Thinking of this, Mother Chun couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva. Seeing the queen's female officer anxiously walking around at the door of the palace, Mother Chun went over and said to the female officer: "You guys, please step aside."
The female officer wanted to ask, but when she saw Sister Chun's chubby face drooping, she bowed and left.
Aunt Chun is afraid of the queen, but she is not afraid of the rest of the people in the palace.
After the female officials left, Aunt Chun regretted it again, because there was no one to hold the door for the queen, and she wanted to run away again... After thinking about it, she decided not to run, it was more important to hold the door for the queen.
So, she sat on the threshold of the palace gate. There were fire dragons in the palace, and there was a cool breeze outside the palace. It was cool. It was neither cold nor hot here at the gate.
My scalp is itchy due to the wind.
She liked the bald look she had when she was at Ganye Temple. Not only was it cool, but it was also easy to wash off. When she washed her face every morning, she washed her hair with a handful of water, which kept her refreshed all day long. Unlike now, where she has long hair on her head.
, if you don't wash it for three or two days, it will become greasy. However, if you wash it every day, it will be too troublesome. If you don't wash it for a long time, you will easily catch a cold.
The scenery outside the Bianzhou Palace is excellent. Even in the cold winter, there are still two long-necked cranes with their feet tied together, shivering together. They don't look like cranes, but more like two chickens.
Seeing the crane frozen like a chicken, Aunt Chun felt sad. A long time ago, when she guarded the door for the empress and emperor at Ganye Temple, she didn't have such a good door to sit on now.
Most of the time, she looked more like the two cranes that were as cold as chickens.
But the emperor was greedy for pleasure and never left when he came...
"boom"
When Grandma Chun was thinking hard, someone kicked her in the butt.
When he turned around and looked around, he heard the queen scolding: "What are you thinking about?"
Although she was kicked in the butt and scolded by the Queen, even though she was lying on the ground and couldn't see the Queen's face, just by hearing the voice, she knew that the Queen was in a good mood, so Aunt Chun got up and saluted the Queen with a smile.
Said: "Congratulations to the queen, congratulations to the queen."
Wu Mei asked strangely: "What is there to congratulate?"
Aunt Chun smiled as brightly as a flower blossomed and said, "The queen hasn't been so happy for a long time, so naturally she should be congratulated."
Wu Mei might be really happy, so she casually pulled out a hairpin from her head and was about to give it to Aunt Chun. She felt it was inappropriate when she stretched out her hand halfway, and said to Aunt Chun, "I'll go to the warehouse to pick out a hairpin later."
Aunt Chun really didn't care much about hairpins. She had a small box containing hundreds of hairpins of various precious materials, all of which were given by the queen.
"I also want!"
Without waiting for Aunt Chun to thank her, Li Si came out from behind Wu Mei and asked the Queen for a reward. As a result, the hairpin that the Queen had just pulled out of her head passed into Li Si's hand.
Seeing that the hall was empty, Wu Mei said to Li Si: "You said that your master Yun Chu, just relying on a small thing that looks like the Yellow River, guessed that someone was going to use the cold floods on the Yellow River to harm His Majesty?"
Li Si lowered his head and played with the hairpin and said: "Yes, yes, master said, this is just a simple example of controlling the gods to predict impermanence. Although it is just a glimpse of the leopard, as long as the weather, location, people and all kinds of things are combined,
After taking the factors into consideration, even a peeper can at least get a general idea. Finally, after combining various information and integrating them, a result that is quite similar can be obtained.
My father-in-law said this is temple arithmetic, and I am impatient to learn it, it is too troublesome."
Wu Mei's face twitched and she asked: "So, this is what your prince brother learned when he went to your master?"
Li Si shook his head and said, "That's probably not the case. My master is just worried that the crown prince's brother will suffer a terrible disaster and wants him to go to Zhengzhou to avoid disaster. What to learn is the next best thing."
Wu Mei sighed and said, "What a group of loyal ministers and filial sons."
Li Si looked at Wu Mei and whispered: "Isn't my child here? He came on a horse. His butt and buttocks hurt from the bumps along the way."
"You came to tell your mother these things. Does your master know?"
Li Si shook his head and said: "I don't know. When I went to Master's military tent, I saw the secret note he wrote to my father. I thought that my mother might not know about it, and I was worried that my mother would be in danger, so I copied a copy and brought it to my mother.
look."
Wu Mei sighed and said: "You can enter the Chinese army's tent if you want. The things you can see should be what your master wants you to see.
It is indeed difficult to mention this matter in a memorial. We can only use a secret memorial to inform His Majesty that there is danger and ask Your Majesty to leave the dangerous place of Bianzhou as soon as possible. If he said it openly, he would definitely be impeached by the imperial censor.
Forget it, this time the queen mother takes over the relationship between you and her master and disciple.
However, your master is a strange person, and he has endless new knowledge. You should try your best to learn it. Once you succeed, it will definitely be of great benefit to you in the future."
"How could I learn it? The nine courses I have now have already exhausted me. Besides, my interest is in making money, and I am not interested in those messy knowledge. Whoever wants to learn can learn it. I
Not learn."
Wu Mei couldn't help but clenched her fist, raised her hand and punched Mother Chun's bun, knocking her bun to the side, and said to Li Sid: "Good royal princess, you don't learn so many useful knowledge,
Why do you want to learn the ways of a merchant? "
Li Si helped Grandma Chun straighten her wig, pursed her lips and said, "I'm studying arithmetic, physics, geometry, biology, and geography. If I can't learn these, it's useless to learn anything else, and I won't be able to learn it."
"Let me ask you, which discipline does the wooden cow and flowing horse you gave to Xian'er and Dan'er belong to?"
"Physics and geometry."
"Isn't it news from the agency?"
Li Si shook his head and said: "No, I am a princess of the Tang Dynasty. If you don't learn how to dig holes and frame others, according to the master, it is too low-level."
Wu Mei glanced sideways at Li Si and said, "In that case, please tell me a senior person should come out and let the Queen Mother hear it."
Li Si chuckled and said: "Master said that the essence of physics lies in "observing physical objects to understand the principles, and understanding the principles from the objects." He also said that the essence of the application methods of physics lies in: using models to describe nature; using mathematics to express models; and using experiments to test
Model.
Then, the purpose of understanding one thing and understanding everything is achieved, and then, when looking at all things, there will be a certain method and path, which will not confuse people or deviate from the road, and allow people to directly access the essence of things.
My master made the Little Yellow River like this this time. The master also said that the model was too crude and the data was incomplete, which led to a large deviation in the deduced results."
After hearing this, Wu Mei pondered for a while and said, "Does your master still accept disciples?"
Li Si glanced at Wu Mei and shook his head: "No, Master said, there are too many disciples, and he can't teach them. Once fallacies are made in the teaching process, it will cause harm to the ages and cause endless poison."
Wu Mei sneered and said: "Yunchu himself is not a person with a saint's heart, let alone care about the eternity. It's not that he doesn't accept apprentices, I'm afraid he doesn't accept royal apprentices, right?"
Li Sidao: "There are two royal disciples now."
Wu Mei said disdainfully: "The prince is Yun Chu's disciple, and you sent him as a gift."
Li Si said nonchalantly: "From now on it will all be my knowledge."
"Can you compete with Yu Xiurong?"
"No need to fight, sooner or later it will all be mine."
Wu Mei sighed and said: "When it comes to temperament, you are the most worthy of me. As long as it is good, I want everything."
Li Si shook his head and said: "There is still a difference. Master said that whether it is power, money, or materials, they only have meaning if they are used. If they are not used, they will be meaningless.
Generally speaking, power, money, and materials are all good things. As long as they are used well, they can effectively promote the improvement of people's living standards and help people upgrade from the beast's life to a real human life as soon as possible.
Master also said that having enough food and clothing is just the minimum requirement for human survival. There are countless levels to climb above. Once we solve the problem of food and clothing, we can move to higher, faster, and stronger levels.
Human goals have advanced.
Master also said that if power is only used to control, squeeze, drive, and plunder others, the nature of this power is dark. Sooner or later, you will encounter people like Chen Sheng and Wu Guang, and you will eventually be overthrown."
Wu Mei frowned and asked, "Are these words your master wants you to tell me?"
Li Si shook his head and said: "No, Master said that you are the wife of the father and the mother of the prince. No matter what you do, it is the responsibility of the father and the prince. It is a royal family matter and has nothing to do with him.