Yun Chu thought that the way Grandma Chun rolled her eyes was actually quite pretty, but Wen Wenwen and Di Renjie both wanted to vomit.
In any case, as a man, being unrequitedly attracted by a pretty girl can be considered a success.
The appearance of the twenty-eight-year-old Aunt Chun is better than ninety-nine percent of the twenty-eight-year-old women in the Tang Dynasty.
It's just because she follows Wu Mei all day long and always looks very vulgar, that's why others think she's not good-looking.
Even God can't stand such a misunderstanding.
Just a moment after Sister Chun left, the heavy rain suddenly stopped.
To be precise, a strong wind blew up during the heavy rain, so much so that the wedges that Yun Chu had nailed into the cracks in the rocks to fix the tent were pulled out, and the tent was swept by the strong wind for nine days.
At the same time, there were many tents swept away by the strong wind. Just when everyone was waiting in the rain to be unlucky, it stopped raining. First, a gap was opened in the thick dark clouds, and then a red sun appeared.
Jumped out of the sea of clouds.
Then, Lu Dunxin, the Minister of Rites, who was drowned by the rain, knelt on his knees, raised his hands to the sky, and yelled crazily: "God bless the Tang Dynasty, and God will follow people's wishes. Your Majesty, may you live a long life without borders, a long life without borders."
Soon, everyone was kneeling in the rain and shouting with Lu Dunxin.
Seeing that the emperor was about to come out, only Yun Chu, Wen Wen and Di Renjie were standing outside. Di Renjie was the first to kneel down. At the same time, he also dragged Yun Chu and Wen Wen to kneel down.
"God bless the Tang Dynasty, may your Majesty live forever... Are you two idiots accepting the kneeling of all officials? Don't you want to live anymore?"
"God bless the Tang Dynasty... I was looking for a mat, and my clothes were all wet."
"My place is a puddle..."
When Li Zhi, wearing the crown of heaven, came out of the palace, a rainbow appeared behind his back, making this guy look like a god.
Li Zhi looked up at the sun, saluted Donghuang Taiyi, then turned around, letting the rainbow hang behind his head, waving his sleeves and saying: "Everyone is safe."
Lu Dunxin, the Minister of Rites, who was like a drowned rat, immediately raised his chest, grabbed the white jade belt with both hands and shouted loudly: "The ceremony is over!"
When the rainbow came out, it was doubtful whether it would go down for a while. Li Zhi didn't want the rainbow to leave him, so he stood under the rainbow and faced the sun again, bending down and saying: "I will pay my respects to Donghuang Taiyi again."
Lu Dunxin immediately shouted at the top of his lungs: "I will pay my respects to the Eastern Emperor Taiyi again."
After that, he knelt down and worshiped first...
Wen Wen looked at the puddle at her feet and whispered, "This thief."
Then he drove his knees into the puddle.
The same was true for Yun Chu, but when he stood up just now, he used the force of his feet to knock out the water in the small puddle. Although there was still some water here, it was no longer enough to wet his underwear.
I thought that there would be three bows when worshiping Donghuang Taiyi. As a result, Li Zhi did not give Donghuang Taiyi this honor. He bent down twice and the ministers bowed twice, which was enough to show Donghuang Taiyi's face.
Of course it's rude to do so.
When the First Emperor was still the King of Qin, they worshiped the Eastern Emperor Taiyi. Since the First Emperor became the emperor, the sun has been relegated to second place on the Chinese altar, and the emperor mainly worships the sky.
Tianzai is the representative of all mysterious things.
The sky can blow with wind and rain, thunder and lightning, and the earth and mountains shake. There is not only the sun in the sky, but also stars, moon, rainbows, and comets. The sky is so mysterious.
The First Emperor dressed himself up as the son of heaven. Since he is the son of heaven, he must sacrifice to heaven.
As for why Mount Tai was enshrined, it was entirely because Mount Tai was the largest mountain that people could understand during the Shang and Zhou dynasties.
There are many reasons why Li Zhi doesn't care about Mount Tai. Among them, the most important one is that Mount Tai is not very big in his territory... The political reasons for enshrining Mount Tai this time far exceed the sacrifice itself.
The sun came out, the sky cleared, and after the officials of Si Tianjian died in vain, the sound of drum music resounded throughout Mount Tai.
The Minister of Rites led the way, and the emperor walked behind, holding a stick of incense, stopping step by step. Behind him was a ritual and music procession composed of eighty-one beautiful palace ladies.
Behind the ritual and music procession is Prince Li Hong. He also wears a crown of heaven, but without the tassel. He also holds a stick of incense and follows the singing and dancing procession, stopping step by step towards the altar.
Behind Li Hong are twelve pairs of golden-armored warriors holding various ceremonial guards. Each of them is fat and strong. They are either leopard eyes, ringed beards, or lion noses and tiger eyes. They are not easy to mess with at first glance. In short, as long as they look ferocious
Yes, I don’t want the good-looking ones.
Behind the honor guard was the official Prime Minister of the Tang Dynasty, Shangguan Yi, who was the third presenter. He also held a stick of incense and followed the procession forward step by step.
Behind him were eight eunuchs with fly whisks on their arms and tall black gauze hats. They walked in a very orderly manner, not stopping at every step and twisting their waists, which looked like willows swaying in the wind.
Following closely behind were the various princes and third-rank prime ministers of the Tang Dynasty.
Following the Duke and the third-rank prime minister were the five meritorious officials whom the emperor wanted to focus on this time.
Yun Chu's face was like a crown jewel, but he had one dark eye and a gentle and picturesque face. However, his chin was black and blue. Only Di Renjie looked dignified. His walking posture was similar to that of the eunuch in front of him.
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Brothers Wu Chengsi and Wu Sansi had frighteningly dark eye sockets and stumbled when they walked. They had to support each other to avoid falling down because they couldn't see the road clearly.
Also because of their poor appearance and disheveled appearance, Chen Jin, the Minister of Rites, kept pushing the group of five of them to the back, lest the appearance of the five of them would displease the Emperor of Heaven and affect the ceremony of conferring Zen.
However, no matter how they are arranged, the five of them are existences that affect the overall effect, so, unknowingly, they were moved to the last row.
Behind them is the mighty army of women.
This army was naturally led by Wu Mei.
Wu Chengsi and Wu Sansi were in the same row as Yun Chu, but they hid far away. It was not until they saw Wu Mei twenty steps behind them that they approached Yun Chu and the others and organized the queue.
Some.
Originally, the team led by Wu Mei should be at the same level as the prince. Unfortunately, Taishan Heavenly Street is only a little wide. Once the queen wants a better arrangement, some people will need to be able to fly in the clouds.
The open space on the top of the Jade Emperor is even narrower. It is estimated that the women and dolls under the Queen's command have no place to stand, and they cannot reach the Jade Emperor.
It was because Wu Mei was behind that Yun Chu and the others didn't even dare to fart, let alone harm the Wu brothers.
Sure enough, they stopped in the middle of Tianjie, and the sacrifices in front seemed to have begun. The trombones that awakened the world, the drums and drums began to shout hard, and a thick smoke rose from the giant cauldron... The Ministry of Rites
The minister's angry roar sounded at the same time.
The people in front began to kneel down, and Yun Chu and the others followed suit. If they did not kneel down, they would not be able to do it. If they were standing, Wu Mei behind them would be worshiping them. Although Wu Mei's knees did not touch the ground, her intervention was extremely standard.
Yun Chu glanced at the Wu brothers, and the Wu brothers moved three meters away knowingly.
Seeing this, Wen Wen took advantage of the opportunity to kneel down and said, "There's something wrong."
Yun Chu said: "Just saw it?"
Di Renjie said: "The emperor arranged it?"
"Probably not. The ranking is set by the Ministry of Rites."
"Lu Dunxin wouldn't dare to put the queen behind the officials even if she had ten guts."
"I understand, it should be Shangguan Yi who did it, or a group of civil servants who decided to do it."
"This is not the way to seek death."
"They may think that the nobles are going to be in bad luck and that their good days are coming. First of all, they want to suppress the queen and prevent the harem from intervening in politics."
"Idiot, do you really think that His Majesty is only targeting the nobles this time and not them?"
"You should tell me why Shangguan Yi targets me."
"Of course we have to put an end to female chickens...ah, Queen, forgive me."
At some point, Wu Mei actually broke away from the group of women and secretly came behind Yunchu and the others to listen to their gossip.
Following Lu Dunxin's "Courtesy" again, Yun Chu and the others quickly knelt down and bowed. Wu Mei also pretended to intervene, but she threatened: "Tell me why Shangguan Yi is targeting me!"
Yun Chu said: "There is a huge power gap in the Tang Dynasty."
Wu Mei said: "What does this have to do with me?"
Wen Wen said: "The Wu brothers have all come in, and they are worried that the benefits they will allocate will be reduced."
"Nonsense, I just can't bear that they continue to endure hardships outside. Even if their Aye is in all sorts of troubles, now that he is dead, can't I promote a few family members?"
Yun Chu said with a smile: "I think these brothers have fine bones and look like real people. The queen might as well send him to Chang'an as an official. I can't guarantee anything else. I can make two or three thousand yuan in one year."
There is no problem with being a rich man."
"Is my face worth only two or three thousand gold coins?"
"No, the Queen cannot build a tall building on the ground. You must know that the Wu brothers are still in the pit at this time. The cost of filling the pit must also be taken into account. The price spent on them will definitely exceed 10,000 yuan."
"Is my face worth ten thousand gold?"
Yun Chu chuckled and said, "When Li Yifu was here, ten thousand gu could buy a governor. The price is not low."
Wu Mei looked at Yun Chu and said: "In other words, you don't like the Wu brothers, and you don't like me, but you won't be enemies with me, right?"
Yun Chu said, "I and the other three are following the crown prince and making enemies of you, the mother of His Royal Highness. What do I and others want? What's more, the prince has always been benevolent and filial. If the prince and the queen get along, what will happen to us?
At home?"
Wu Mei sneered and said: "I believe it for the time being. Since you have seen through it, don't say it. Just stand aside and watch the fun. After I have a conflict with the prince, we will discuss it again."
Seeing Wu Mei slowly retreating to her original position, Wen Wen immediately asked: "What does the queen want to do?"
Yun Chu said indifferently: "Shangguanyi, this big fish, is going to die."