Chapter 956 Peoples hearts are right, Tiandu will help!
Yun Chu always thought that he was the craziest person in the entire Tang Dynasty, but after spending so many years together, he finally saw clearly that Wen Geng was the most perverted person.
The main reason is that he doesn't like anything he sees.
Yunchu at least liked the sky of the Tang Dynasty and the simple people of the Tang Dynasty. Even Aye couldn't like the gentleness of the Tang Dynasty. If his wife hadn't given him three children that he was satisfied with, God knows what this man would have become.
Look.
Di Renjie always said that gentleness is ten times scarier than Li Yifu.
In fact, Yunchu thought so too.
Rebellion was not an option for Yunchu's future at all. He felt that it was too cheap for a person like him to come to the Tang world by chance just to become an emperor.
What can you do as an emperor?
Can he sleep with many women, including his daughter-in-law and even his own baby mother?
Yun Chu felt that he was not a stallion, and he did not want to break the taboo of human reproduction.
Or can we command the world to satisfy our own desires for power?
Having been around the court for a long time, Yun Chu knew very well that the emperor who criticized Fang Qiu and commanded the emperor in the court usually said the results of his ministers' suggestions. He was just a humanoid commander.
Now that we have finally come to the Tang Dynasty, who has the time to spend too much time on flies and dogs, bring a piece of beauty to this world, and finally wave his sleeves and be buried in the soil without taking anything away?
Wouldn't it be better?
Wouldn't this be more consistent with a person's original meaning?
"Don't think about bringing pain to the world. We came to this world to make the world better, not worse. Isn't this the content of the first lesson we listened to Mr. Guozi?"
Wen Wenwen widened her eyes and said, "You believe this too?"
Yun Chu pressed Gentle's face with one hand, pressed his head against the wall and said angrily: "Just because others don't believe it, heroes like us have to believe it. This is why we are higher than them in terms of personality.
s reason.
They ran wildly on the roads they were familiar with, and I walked in the thorn forest where only I could walk.
They all acted like bastards and became very proud of themselves. So what if they were stabbed and covered in blood while walking in the thorn forest?
It’s hard to buy something I’m willing to do if I have money.”
"You fucking talk, just talk. Don't get more excited the more you talk, otherwise my head will be crushed by you if you press it any longer." Wen Wen felt that her eyeballs were about to fly out from between Yun Chu's fingers, so she spoke quickly.
When Yun Chu heard the words, he quickly let go of his hand and saw a red handprint on Wen Wen's face. He wanted to help him rub it, but Wen Wen pushed him away angrily and said, "As soon as you get excited, you will forget that you are very strong."
Is this what happened?"
Yun Chu gave a gentle look and said, "I can't help but see you looking so unfulfilled. Do you really want to be the emperor?"
Gentle said: "You will be the prime minister, and I will be the prime minister."
Yun Chu said: "You continue to be your prime minister, I will not be the emperor anyway."
Gentle said: "You look down on the emperor?"
Yun Chu looked at Gentleman with a smile and said, "Do you think you can afford it?"
Wen Wen said: "Emperors are all bastards."
Yun Chu smiled and said: "In that case, why do you insist on me being a bastard?"
"I just want to see you put on the dragon robe and sit in that position like a human."
"You don't have to see it with your own eyes. I'll tell you what it feels like right now. I must sit up top and scold the people below me for being bastards, so that I won't be scolded in vain by you down below."
"Hahaha, yes, yes, I will definitely think so..."
The two of them were so carried away that they forgot about the temple here. Although the other monks would never come to the Zen monastery where they lived, Master Xuanzang could naturally come at any time.
The words just now were heard clearly by Xuanzang who was standing in the corner of the room. He remained silent and twirled a pair of Buddhist beads given to him by Naha in his hand, but the speed was getting faster and faster, waiting for his thumb.
When he twisted the last Buddhist bead, Master Xuanzang looked at Yun Chu and Wen Wen who were leaving the monastery arm in arm. He looked up at the blue sky with a smile and recited: "Namwu Amitabha... Good, good!"
The red maple forest outside Guangfu Temple is an excellent place for spiritual practice. There are seven or eight wooden houses standing here. At this time, it is the season when the red maple leaves fall. The burnt red maple leaves fall on those wooden houses, which looks very impressive.
Very charming.
Jin Yuru, with white hair, red coat and green skirt, stood among the fallen leaves in the sky to welcome Yunchu's arrival.
Looking at Jin Yuru's swollen chest, Yun Chu said: "If you dare to tell a lie, I will beat you to death."
Jin Yuru rolled her eyes and said, "I will be beaten by you for the rest of my life."
Yun Chu said: "Where is Guo Daifeng so that I can hunt him down?"
Jin Yiru said: "If I were you, I would wait until Guo Daifeng ran to join the Xi people and the Khitans, and then take a look at the situation in the world before deciding on his own behavior. I have to say that the position you are in now is great.
, he can advance, attack, retreat and defend, making everyone envious."
Yun Chu looked at Wen Chu and said, "Look, let me just say, there is no shortage of bastards in this world."
With a red palm mark on his face, he looked at Jin Yuru tenderly and said, "Look around, it's all there."
Jin Yueru smiled and said: "I am just a weak woman."
Wenwen said without any emotion: "That's just a female bastard. Where did you deceive Di Renjie?"
Jin Yiru said: "The place where Guo Daifeng last appeared was in Gaotang Prefecture. I really don't know where he went, but I know one thing."
Seeing that Jin Yiru was appetizing, Wen Wenwen said to Yun Chu, "Can you make this woman tell the truth if I give you half an hour?"
Yun Chu said: "I don't like white hair, but my fist might like it."
Seeing Yun Chu start to clench his fists, Jin Yuru said loudly: "You are still shameless, using force on a weak woman like me. We got the news after all the hard work. We can't just hear it in vain."
He said gently and irritably: "I'll go away and you hurry up and do things. This woman is just greedy for your body."
Yun Chu looked at Jin Yuru and said, "Don't go too far."
Jin Yuru said: "Are those potatoes and corn really important to you?"
After hearing Jin Yuru's words, Yun Chu's expression immediately froze. He slowly loosened his clenched fists and said to Jin Yuru: "If you want my people, then give me the potatoes and corn, and you will succeed.
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Jin Yuru said: "I want 10,000 gunpowder bombs and 20,000 kilograms of gunpowder."
Wen Wen was about to get angry, but Yun Chu pulled him aside and said, "Do you really have the kind of potatoes and corn I want?"
Jin Yuru said: "You drew the picture back then, and it looks exactly the same as what you drew, but it's not as big as what you drew."
Yunchu said in the gentlest tone: "Can you take it out and let me take a look?"
Jin Yuru was about to speak when he suddenly saw Yun Chu's slightly red eyes and immediately said: "You want to kill me."
Yun Chu shook his head and said, "I won't kill you."
Although he said this, Yun Chu's body involuntarily moved closer to Jin Yuru. Wen Wen, who was standing behind him, could see clearly that the blood vessels on Yun Chu's bald head bulged at this moment, and the hairs on the back of his neck stood up.
Even the monk's robe, which was originally loose, could not move freely without the wind at this moment.
Jin Yuru took out all the knives and held them in front of him. However, when he saw the tiger-like Yun Chu, he suddenly sighed and dropped the knives on the ground, raised his white chin, exposed his slender neck, closed his eyes and said: "
just kill me."
"Give me the potatoes and corn—" Yunchu's voice became hoarse, his eyes were bloodshot, and his hands were constantly changing shapes. Even under his feet, there were clear footsteps one step at a time.
"Give me gunpowder bombs, give me gunpowder!" Jin Yuru was so frightened that she burst into tears and crawled backwards using her hands and feet. Even so, she still did not flinch.
"Are potatoes and corn important? What is it?"
Wen Wen called out from behind, wanting to wake up Yun Chu who was obsessed with materialistic desires.
Yun Chu turned his head with difficulty and gave Wen Wen a weird smile, and then said: "It's a vegetable, a kind of food."
"Is it tasty?"
Yun Chu swallowed a mouthful of water and said: "Excellent deliciousness."
Wenrou immediately said to Jin Yuru, "Okay, let's change."
"A word from a gentleman!" Jin Yuru almost shouted.
"Hurry up and whip your horse." Before Yun Chu could say anything, Wen Wenwen agreed first.
"Tomorrow, I will deliver it to you personally."
"I don't want ripe ones, I want seeds, seeds that can be planted."
"I know what you want is the seed."
"I also want a chart."
"Without a chart, 26 ships and 1,300 people wandered around one island after another for four years. When they came back, there were only three ships and 107 people left. They were there.
The potatoes and corn you mentioned were found on a large island very far away. In fact, they were not specifically looking for potatoes and corn for you. They ran out of food and planted potatoes and corn on the ship, and then they reluctantly came back."
At this time, Yunchu gradually regained his clarity, nodded and said: "Yes, I am already very lucky."
After that, he said to Jin Yuru: "Hurry up and bring me the things."
Jin Yuru said strangely: "Not to mention that the food is not delicious, the output is also very small, and it is not as valuable as you said."
Yun Chu nodded and said, "You're right, you took advantage of me this time. Anyone who wants me can take advantage of this."
Jin Yueru added: "We really don't know where Guo Daifeng is, but we know that Guo Daifeng has to wait for his family to meet up in Fanyang. After meeting, we heard that he will be captured from the north entrance and enter the Raole Duhu Mansion to take a detour.
Return to Yingzhou.
If you want to kill him, you'd better leave now, otherwise you won't be able to catch him if it's too late."
Yun Chu smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, he is actually not important. After you give me the potatoes and corn, it won't be too late for me to hunt him down."
Jin Yiru looked at Yun Chu carefully and said, "I'll come back tonight and bring it to you. Where can I get the thunder bombs and gunpowder I want?"
Yunchu thought about it and said, "I will find someone to help you send it to Baekje."
Jin Yiru said in surprise: "So good?"
Yun Chu said with a smile: "All the merchants who deal with us say that doing business with us is a pleasure."