Chapter 2036: Stab the butt with a knife and open my eyes!
Chapter 2004: Stab in the butt with a knife, eyes open!
June 7, the day before Lin Chenglin returned to China.
After a late nap, it was already past ten in the morning when Lin Cheng got up.
He ran to the next door and didn't see his little wife.
"Where are you, Xiao Tong?"
Xiao Tong's voice came from the back room, "We are playing games! There is breakfast next to the microwave, you can get it yourself."
"Ouch."
Lin Cheng ran to the kitchen and found a portion of shrimp dumplings and barbecued pork buns.
Breakfast was still hot, so Lin Cheng took shrimp dumplings and barbecued pork buns and ran to the back room to watch Xiao Tong play games.
Xiao Tong is playing Kai'Sa, and she has already studied the O3 series in just 12 minutes.
Lin Cheng didn't ridicule him, he knew that his little wife had a bad mentality.
He just concentrated on eating breakfast.
“This shrimp dumpling is so delicious.”
Xiao Tong glanced at him and said, "You have never eaten authentic shrimp dumplings. I will go to Guangdong and sister Tong will take you to eat more delicious shrimp dumplings."
"Okay! I just happened to go and see my mother-in-law."
"Just go and die!"
Miss Xiao rolled her eyes, just as another fight broke out on the field.
The auxiliary Titan with residual health was pointed out by the opposite female tank and died suddenly on the spot.
Xiao Tong was left alone and couldn't even connect.
"Lin Cheng, please help me play for a while. I'll go to the toilet first."
"No! I'm busy eating breakfast."
Lin Cheng refused. He didn't think he could last two people with a 0-3 Kai'Sa.
"Forget it if you don't help."
Xiao Tong curled her lips and controlled Kasha to hide behind the tower, then got up and ran to the toilet quickly.
Next, Lin Cheng gnawed on the barbecued pork buns and witnessed a very strange scene.
The troops entered the tower, and because Xiao Tong activated automatic attack, the female tank came up to touch the tower and just entered the attack range of Kaisha behind the tower.
The opponent decisively decided to jump the tower.
But the other party obviously didn't communicate well, and the female tank pointed at Varus alone before waiting.
Varus was still in Tower A for the first time, and when he found out that the female tank was up, he moved forward and pressed forward.
Kai'Sa brought Cluster Blade, but the female tank herself was not satisfied with her HP. When she came up and gave a Q, she found that the damage of the defense tower was a little bit unbearable. When she wanted to retreat, Kai'Sa's last A attack of plasma combined with the defense tower killed her.
Already.
At this time, Varus starts to carry the tower, and Kai'Sa automatically attacks Varus.
Varus didn't have much HP. He only hit A twice without dodge and was killed by Kai'Sa's defense tower.
Lin Cheng was stunned.
Here comes something even more outrageous.
The defense tower had just cleared the bottom line of the tower, and the opponent's jungler Mantis suddenly came out of the triangle grass, and walked up to the defense tower despite the damage from the defense tower, and beat Kai'Sa with AQW.
Mantis didn't seem to dodge. He didn't want to trade lives with Kai'Sa when he had a bounty of 300. When he found that the damage was not enough, Mantis immediately turned to E and jumped back.
But a new wave of troops has arrived. Kai'Sa's automatic attack combined with the damage from the defense tower knocked the mantis into pieces, and the minions completed the last-ditch attack.
Kai'Sa with residual health still stands under the tower, while Xiao Tong's original data of 0-3 has become 3-3.
Too outrageous!
Lin Cheng bit into the barbecued pork bun and didn't know how to evaluate it.
To be honest, with this kind of development, Kai'Sa, who has no dual moves or ultimate moves, can face the female tank + Varus under the tower. Even the top professional players are not worthy of taking the tower offline.
In this scene, Lin Cheng really didn't know how to counterattack and kill three.
After reading it, he realized that his vision was really too shallow.
This is the charm of the brass bureau.
Xiao Tong will be back soon.
"Eh? Why do I suddenly have 2,000 yuan on me?"
She smiled and hugged Lin Cheng's neck, "Ouch! You said you won't help me play? You're helping me get three kills!"
Lin Cheng took a deep breath: "If I said that the chair helped you get this triple kill, would you believe it?"
Xiao Tong rolled her eyes at Lin Cheng, "Do you think I'm a fool?"
Lin Cheng: "·····"
"Look! My teammates are calling Nice!"
Xiao Tong pointed to the news on the public screen.
After his teammate Titan was resurrected, he ran to the middle to help GANK, and found that his AD had killed three by himself, so he immediately made a call on the screen.
Obviously, he didn't see how this triple kill happened just now.
Xiao Tong looked very happy and quickly kissed Lin Cheng on the face, "You guy turns out to be hard-spoken but soft-hearted. You clearly said you wouldn't help Sister Tong. Thank you!"
Lin Cheng was speechless.
Although my little wife’s kiss was very sweet, I really deserved it.
What a triple kill with the chair!
Why doesn't she believe it?
Lin Cheng continued to eat the barbecued pork buns with a blank expression, still thinking about the weird scene just now.
After eating three heads in a row and one with a bounty, Kai'Sa gained a lot of weight. Xiao Tong then followed his teammates to pick up heads and successfully won the game.
She is even MVP.
"Haha! This is so fun to play. I thought it was nothing when it started 0-3."
Miss Xiao stretched out happily, "This is for Lin Cheng to mark your first achievement!"
Lin Cheng didn't say anything, he really had no shame in taking the credit for the three kills as his own.
Isn’t it human to even take the credit for a chair?
Seeing this guy sitting on the edge of the bed with a confused look on his face, Xiao Tong couldn't help but raise her foot and give him a kick.
"Hey! Are you stupid?"
"No, I was thinking... is Xiaotong going to reward me?"
Lin Cheng smiled and grabbed Xiao Tong's soles and scratched them mischievously.
Xiao Tong was not wearing stockings, her pink feet were extremely delicate, and her white bare feet were simply not too attractive.
"You are perverted!"
Xiao Tong quickly retracted her legs, turned off the game and stood up, "Let's go and watch TV! The last show you filmed is about to be broadcast, let's watch it together."
"Is it broadcast today? I didn't even pay attention."
The two went to the living room to turn on the TV, and Xiao Tong changed the channel at will before the program started.
"What shall we have for lunch later?"
"I don't know, I just had breakfast."
"You are going back to China tomorrow. Sister Tong will treat you to a nice meal."
Lin Cheng winked, "Is this a date? It really should be more grand."
Xiao Tong rolled her eyes at him, found a program about recommending skin care products, and started watching it.
"The show will continue for a while, please wait."
Lin Cheng is really not interested in the skin care product column. If it were replaced by the stockings shopping guide, he would be very attentive.
When I was bored, I took out my mobile phone and prepared to watch the forum.
The Chinese Asian Games team has officially released the training list. The preliminary list of up to 25 people shows that the Chinese team is strong, and Lin Cheng's name is also on the list.
Korean netizens on the DC forum have already begun to cry.
"Cheng is in this state! Is there really any hope for the Korean team in the Asian Games?"
"Don't panic! The Chinese team is rubbish except for Cheng"
"The summer horse race is about to start, can KT block Cheng and not let him go back to training?"
"Agree! If you are a Korean team, your contract should be blocked!"
"Don't think about it! It would be great if the K-bastards don't rebel at the Asian Games, but do you still expect KT Kacheng's contract?"
Some people are worried about South Korea's Asian Games journey, and of course some people pity the top laner who competes with Lin Cheng.
Abin, 369, Brother Breath, and Brother Holy Spear, these are all outstanding top laners in the LPL, but the outside world thinks that their inclusion in the training camp is just a formality, and no one thinks that they will eventually stay on the list.
However, the grudges between Breathing Brother and Lin Cheng were revealed again.
Last year, when WE was doing well, Brother Breath clamored to go to the World Championship to let Lin Cheng see his crocodiles. In the end, he ended up being a ticket seller who lost 4 BO5s in a row and gave away 4 tickets to the World Championship. He just missed the opportunity to compete with Lin Cheng.
Meet.
This time I finally had the chance to face it head-on.
In addition, Lin Cheng also saw some complicated remarks on the forum.
"Why is there no TheShy in the Chinese team roster?"
"Isn't he Korean?"
"That B is Korean, and there are very few top orders in China who are better than him."