The first question at the beginning of the program made someone sweat profusely, and Xiao Tong was extremely happy watching TV.
Lin Cheng rolled his eyes.
"What does it mean to deserve to be expelled from the country? I dare say that not many people can answer this kind of question correctly."
The weird thing about this question is that it is too difficult to eliminate the interfering options, especially one option that is almost 99% similar to the correct answer.
The difference is that the third star in the correct answer is completely upright, while the third star in the wrong answer is a mirror image of the second star above. One corner points to the central star and it seems to be more standard than the standard answer.
Before Xiao Tong took the opportunity to ridicule, the next question on the show came again.
Host: "Although we don't know yet when this program will be broadcast, today's recording is on May 5th, Children's Day. I would like to ask contestant Cheng, do you like children?"
"Gui! I like children very much."
Lin Cheng showed a fatherly smile on the screen, and he didn't know if he was thinking of his little baby Enxi.
Moderator: "Please read the question! Please choose the child you most want to sponsor from the following four options."
The big screen showed four black and white photos of four little boys who looked different in age.
The first one looks about eight or nine years old, with deep-set eyes and delicate facial features.
The second one has a square face, big ears, and prominent head angles.
The third one seemed to be about three or four years old, with a silly pout.
The fourth one is a dead fish eye with dull eyes.
According to the routine of the program crew, these four children were definitely not unknown people. Lin Cheng stretched his neck and looked at them again and again.
"I choose the first one!"
Lin Cheng seemed very sincere: "To be honest, if it were a charity fund, of course it would support the one who has the most difficult life among them, but it seems that life will be a little more difficult for the second one among the four."
After a pause, Lin Cheng changed the topic, "But his face is so fierce. I'm afraid of sponsoring a future terrorist, haha!"
The host remained calm: "Then why do you want to sponsor your first child?"
Lin Cheng: "Hmm~~~ It seems like he has a lot of cleverness. From my perspective as an e-sports player, he should be a very good gamer. Maybe I can train him into a
Top professional players?”
Moderator: "The inner city player wants to sponsor child No. 1 to train him to become an e-sports player. So, what kind of characters will these children become when they grow up? Please give me the answer."
Photos of the four children as adults were shown on the big screen.
"Depend on!"
Lin Cheng couldn't hold it back and burst out in Chinese.
The first child he chose with beautiful features was Osama bin Laden.
The second fierce-looking person is Saddam Hussein.
The third one is Adolf Hitler.
The first three are not positive characters, but the last one, a dead fish-eyed kid with dull eyes who looks unintelligent, is actually the famous physicist Einstein.
"Congratulations, you have become a solid sponsor behind Osama bin Laden. In the end, you funded a future terrorist."
The host joked calmly.
Lin Cheng quickly waved his hand: "I don't know if it's appropriate to say this, but please think about it carefully. Bin Laden went astray entirely because of education and environment."
"If I were to train him, I believe he would become a top player in the e-sports circle, not the leader of terrorists."
Lin Cheng looked serious: "I am a League of Legends player. There is a hero named Ziggs in this game, nicknamed Bomber. I think it suits him very well... If it doesn't work out, I can let him play CSGO!"
It also allows him to use his talents!”
Lin Cheng's serious look on the screen is so effective for the show.
Xiao Tong threw herself on the sofa, kicking her legs wildly with joy.
"Haha! Bomberman! CSGO! Use your skills...Lin Cheng, are you going to laugh me to death?"
Picking up a shrimp dumpling and throwing it into his mouth, Lin Cheng mumbled and explained: "I'm not talking nonsense. Bin Laden might actually have the potential to become a professional player. If I train him, he will definitely be able to make it in the e-sports circle."
Fame."
"Anyway, with my education, he won't be able to become a negative person."
The little wife rolled her eyes, "Come on! What you can cultivate may not be a terrorist, but he may also be a pervert."
Lin Cheng: "······"
You are such an accurate judge of people!
It seemed like I was unable to refute, so I could only eat another shrimp dumpling to calm down my shock.
The show continues.
"Contestant Cheng has always been controversial among netizens because of his frank personal preferences. He was even called 'full of black stockings and long legs' by rival fans."
The host gave him a meaningful look and said, "Today, you will have a chance to clear your name here."
"real?"
Lin Cheng clapped his hands and said, "To be honest! This matter has always troubled me. I personally think that netizens have misunderstood me too deeply.
"I'll reiterate it again! I like long black stockings and long legs, but I don't only think about long black stockings and long legs."
Host: "OK! Please choose the one you think is sexiest among the following three cheerleaders."
The big screen showed pictures, the three cheerleaders were Lee Da Hye, Park Ji Ran and Lee Ha Eun.
In the picture, Lee Da Hye is wearing a baseball uniform, hot pants and bare legs.
Royal sister Park Ji-ran is wearing business attire + black stockings, a rare support outfit on the sidelines of a baseball field.
Li Xiaen was wearing a white baseball uniform + hot pants, and her long legs were wrapped in white knee-high socks.
"I choose number three, Li Xiaen."
In order to draw a clear line with the long legs in black stockings, Lin Cheng did not choose Park Ji-ran, but chose Li Xiaen in white stockings.
Lee Ha-eun is the cheerleader of the Hanwha Eagles baseball team and is known as Hanwha IU. She was once considered by Hanwha fans to be the secret weapon to seduce Lin Cheng to switch to Hanwha.
At the beginning, Lin Cheng didn't know what Li Xiaen looked like. When he saw fans making crazy jokes, he went to search for it.
As a result, he searched for the wrong person.
The cheerleader of Hyundai Construction's volleyball team is also named Li Xia'en, but that person's good looks are hard to describe. Lin Cheng was scared away on the spot, and he began to wonder if netizens had misunderstood his aesthetics.
Later, I found out that it was my fault. After the misunderstanding was resolved, Lin Cheng finally knew what Hanwha's Li Xiaen looked like.
Rather than saying she is Hanwha IU, from some angles she looks more like Park Bo Young.
Purely in terms of appearance, Lee Ha-eun is in line with Lin Cheng's aesthetics. After all, who doesn't like girls like Park Bo-young?
"OK! Player Cheng chose No. 3 Li Xiaen, please watch the video."
The big screen cut out a video of Lee Ha-eun dancing cheerleading, dancing energetically in a Hanwha team uniform, her long white stocking legs are very hot, and the black pattern on the top of her white stockings attracts people's attention.
In just a few seconds, Li Xiaen danced around in a circle in the video.
The video ends.
Host: "Please tell me the jersey number behind Li Xiaen just now."
