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Chapter 285 Armed Jill Sandwich Joke

Fortunately, until we walked out of the alley, there was no movement in the ruins behind us.

However, something happened on the road. A group of zombies began to climb over the security fence that the police had previously deployed and began to surge toward them.

Jill was unarmed, so Billy handed her a Beretta M92 pistol similar to her previous Samurai Blade.

But Jill didn't worry much about herself, because Billy next to her was a terrifying heavy-fire killer.

You must know that there is a PKM general-purpose machine gun with a 100-round ammunition bag hanging on his back!

"Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang!..." Billy also lived up to Jill's expectations and took the pkm and accurately shot at the zombies.

By the time a 100-round bullet bag was finished, all the zombies on the street had their heads bleeding and collapsed on the ground.

"I thought you would use a knife on them!" Jill knew that Billy had once chopped down a group of ten zombies with two knives, and Billy was carrying a knife.

So I couldn't help but tease: "Aren't you talking about zombies, using a knife is the most cost-effective?"

Xie Yuan directly rolled his eyes at her: "I don't need to take care of the children that day. I can use a knife, but I will be covered in the smell of blood and it won't go away for a whole day!

The smell of gunpowder smoke is still much better than the smell of blood."

"Actually, it's not much better." Gil argued with a shrug.

"Stop wasting time and go back to the police station quickly. There is no time to waste now. The tyrant may wake up at any time." Xie Yuan quickly interrupted the argument and urged to go back.

It took some effort for the two of them to rush to the police station. In order to save power, the rest of the place was already dark.

Moreover, some zombies still crawled into the almost empty police station. In order not to affect the children's sleep, Xie Yuan and Jill wrapped the target's head with a cloth, and the other directly smashed the head with a hammer.

Then he dragged the zombies and threw them out the door, finally cleaning them up for the time being.

After an hour of busy work, Xie Yuan and Jill arrived at the Stars office. Shirley slept in the laundry room next door.

"By the way, this is for you, put on this." Xie Yuan picked a set of clothes from the hanger and gave it to her.

Jill, who took the hand, looked at the clothes in his hand and smiled, showing a nostalgic look: "I thought they had lost it!"

It turned out that what Billy handed her was her original Stars uniform, along with her shoulder armor.

"No policewoman would be able to wear something like this. I added some special fluid paint to the clothes above, and added the surprise that I set up separately. Now she can be regarded as a liquid armor."

Xie Yuan introduced the new features of the old uniform to Jill who was stretching her clothes.

"Thank you, Dr. Q." Jill put the clothes on directly and looked at Billy. "Do you have any new weapons to introduce to me, huh?"

"Actually, there really is!" Xie Yuan took a weapon he put in from the weapons cabinet of Stars and gave it to Jill: "hk usp .45 pistol, using .45acp bullets, captured from the previous hcf secret force.

It seems that the USS troops also like to use it."

"Is there anything else? I don't want to use this one, the Beretta is enough for the time being." Jill was not interested in the USP.45, and the Beretta pistol in his hand was enough.

"Okay! Then use this Glock G19 as a backup gun. It happens that the bullets can also be shared with the Beretta." Knowing that Jill didn't like uss and hcf, so he hated her all the time, Xie Yuan took it out directly

Police commonly carry guns.

"Thank you!" Gil picked up the pistol and put it into his chest-mounted gun bag without any courtesy.

"Need some explosives? I have grenades and flash shock grenades."

"Okay! But I still need some heavy weapons!" Gil picked up a few grenades and flash bombs and put them on his belt, then pointed to the "revolving grenade launcher and .44 Magnum Sand Eagle on the cabinet."

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"Can you handle it?" But since Jill needed it, Xie Yuan generously gave her these weapons, along with a matching number of bullets.

"Nothing is too much for me now!" He put the revolver grenade gun on his back and put the Sand Eagle in the gun bag on the other side.

"Oh. By the way!" Jill suddenly raised her eyebrows, and quickly found her desk, opened the drawer, and there was obviously a hidden compartment, and then happily took out a box inside, "This is my housekeeper.

With her skills, things can be done easily."

"What is it?" Jill's back was to Xie Yuan, so Xie Yuan didn't know what she was holding, so he asked out of curiosity.

"It's a lock pick set!" Gil turned around and shook the small box in his hand, "I still have some experience in this aspect."

"Hmm, really?" Xie Yuan doesn't have any objections to being able to unlock. This is a craft that can easily go astray, but it doesn't mean it's not a serious craft.

So he was concerned about another thing: "So, are you hungry?"

"Gu Gu...!!" As soon as he finished speaking, there was a growl in Jill's stomach, and Jill became extremely angry and said, "You don't mention which pot to open!"

Now that I have made a fool of myself, are you happy?"

Looking at the innocent-looking Billy, Jill could only put away her angry look, turned around and asked expressionlessly: "Do you have anything ready to eat here?"

"Yes!" Xie Yuan turned around and took out a snack box from the cabinet and handed it to Jill, "Here! A Big Mac sandwich!"

"Breathe..." Jill instantly absorbed a large amount of air from her nasal cavity, and the already plump pair of rabbits suddenly swelled up again.

"Thank you! Thank you! Billy, hum!" Jill said one word after another, then gritted her teeth and grabbed the sandwich, turned around to find a seat, tore open the package, and started eating.

She was gobbling it up! It was as if what she was eating was not a sandwich, but a person she hated so much.

Xie Yuan really couldn't help laughing when he saw it.

Why did Sandwich react so strongly to Jill? Because when he was exploring the mansion before, Jill was almost crushed to death because he fell into a trap by mistake.

Fortunately, at the critical moment, Barry, who couldn't stand it anymore, dragged the person out, and then said to the shocked Jill: "If you delay for another two or three seconds, you will become a Jill sandwich."

Later, everyone settled their grievances and restored the normal relationship as comrades-in-arms. Old Barry liked to tell this allusion when he talked to people he met.

Gil's sandwich then became a running joke among everyone who knew Gil in Raccoon City.

Later, in August, when the T-virus was not raging so much, when a group of people were having a dinner, Jill seemed to have lost a game of cards or something, and was forced to hold up a huge sandwich and open his mouth wide to bite it.

Then he was photographed by the naughty Chris who seemed to be Barry. I remember that Jill was so angry that she chased Chris for nine streets.

"You eat so fast!" Looking as if he had never eaten in eight lifetimes, Xie Yuan teased with a backhand, "Are you afraid that I will take a photo of you?"

Gil still turned his back to Xie Yuan and said nothing.

"It's okay!" Xie Yuan comforted Jill: "I also have your photo of the Big Mac sandwich."

"Pfft!" Jill immediately put down the lunch box, picked up the gun, pointed it at Xie Yuan and threatened: "Tear it up, or I won't have any friends!"

"Shh!" Xie Yuan raised his finger and pointed to the side, "Keep your voice down, Shirley is sleeping."

Fortunately, the fact that Shirley was sleeping made Jill restrain herself a little. She could only endure her anger and embarrassment, and continued to sit and bite into sandwiches to fill her stomach.

But her meal time was destined to be interrupted, just when Jill was competing with the sandwich and Xie Yuan was planning to sit down and take a rest...

The radio receiving device placed in the Stars office suddenly sounded a cry for help!

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