Chen Yang stood up, took a pair of scissors from the counter with a smile, and said: "Make medicine and cure diseases!"
Gu Xiaofei took a breath of cold air and kept stepping back: "You...you...don't come over, you can change to other medicines!"
Chen Yang approached step by step, with a kind smile on his face: "There is nothing more suitable than this!"
Su Yue stared at the two people with amusement.
Gu Xiaofei backed into the corner with his head in his arms and said with a sad face: "Brother Yang, why don't you cut your own hair?"
Cut your hair? Su Yue was even more stunned.
Chen Yang smiled and said: "I have short hair, so this won't work. You have long hair and are a young man with strong blood, so it is most suitable."
Gu Xiaofei was so anxious that he almost cried: "Can I go to the barber shop to get a haircut?"
Chen Yang said, "It's too late. You are also a member of the Jishi Hall. If a patient comes to ask for help if he has any illness or disease, it will be as a close relative thinks. Seeing the other's distress is like having it yourself. Do you think what happens to other patients?
Well, you still have the nerve to go to the barber shop and wait in line for a haircut?"
"I, I..." Gu Xiaofei couldn't refute for a while.
Chen Yang showed his professional and kind smile again, took the opportunity to grab his hair, clicked the scissors and went up.
Gu Xiaofei broke down and said: "Oh, Brother Yang, I have to see my girlfriend tonight. When you cut the scissors, I will become a yin and yang head. My girlfriend bids farewell to me, so you can give me Sister Yue."
When Su Yue, who was watching the joke with her arms folded, heard what he said, she glanced at Chen Yang, blushed and kicked him on the butt, cursing: "You brat, a dog's mouth can't spit out ivory! What nonsense are you talking about."
Chen Yang smiled and said: "Sister Yue is an independent individual. She is not mine. If you like her, go after her."
Su Yue frowned and glanced at Chen Yang fiercely.
While talking, Chen Yang's hands were not idle. While reciting the great doctor's sincerity, he cut Gu Xiaofei's head into a lump!
"Oh..." cried.
Gu Xiaofei's nose burst into tears. He touched his hair, which looked like he had experienced World War II, and couldn't help but feel sad: "I no longer have bangs that can cover my forehead!"
Seeing this, Su Yue couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
"Why are you laughing!" Gu Xiaofei suddenly became anxious.
"Cough, cough, I want to laugh, why not? Can't you?"
Su Yue raised her eyebrows and raised her mouth.
At the same time, even the weak female patient covered her mouth.
Gu Xiaofei looked at a few people, pointed at his head, and said loudly: "Is it funny? This is medical ethics!"
"Pfft!" This time Chen Yang couldn't hold back, and Gu Xiaofei's medical ethics was based on his hair after the disaster.
For a moment, everyone burst into laughter!
Gu Xiaofei became even more angry and said angrily: "What's so funny? I'm a doctor with medical ethics, who of you can do it? I'm a great doctor! I'll see who dares to surpass me in medical ethics in the future!"
Chen Yang held back his laughter and said, "Yes, yes, you should quickly go to the barber shop and tidy up your doctor's hair!"
Gu Xiaofei frowned and said, "I won't go! This is a symbol of my medical ethics!"
Chen Yang raised a plate of hair in his hand and said, "Then go and refine your medical ethics yourself."
"Okay. This is unlucky. Brother Yang, I originally wanted to tell you that there is a car show tomorrow. It is said that the Land Rover series is available, and the female car models all look like fairies, with white skin, beautiful appearance, long legs, and big breasts.
The waist is thin..."
Gu Xiaofei became more and more enthusiastic as he talked.
"Ahem, stop talking and pay attention to your image." Chen Yang stopped him and said: Okay, just take a look at the car tomorrow, go and brew it."
"Man, there is really no good thing!"
Su Yue suddenly said something.
The female patient held her stomach and laughed softly, doubting Chen Yang's true level: "Hey, doctor, are you... are you joking, or are you serious?"
Chen Yang's face straightened up and he said: "Is there any joke in treating a disease?"
The female patient was startled, with a look of disgust on her face: "Do I really want to eat my hair? I don't want to eat it. Eh... what kind of folk remedy is this? It's really disgusting. Besides, it's stuck in the throat and I can't swallow it."
Su Yue also looked over with confusion, thinking, this hair can also cure diseases?"
Chen Yang explained: "Of course, this is not a folk prescription. It is a traditional Chinese medicine. Hair has been used as medicine for thousands of years. The "Heritage Classic" says that it is mainly used to treat the five diseases, Guange blockage, diuretic channels, and treatment of epilepsy in children.
Adults are sick.'"
""Compendium of Materia Medica" records that "the yellow boiled chicken seeds can be decocted into water to treat fever and panic in children." "It is mainly used for cough, stranguria, obstruction of urine and feces, and epilepsy in children. It can stop bleeding and relieve epistaxis and fever."
"Herbal medicine has been available in the past dynasties, and doctors of past dynasties have also left behind experience in using it to treat diseases. However, the name recorded in the book is Fa Miao, while the name recorded in the Synopsis of the Golden Chamber is Luan Fa."
"Until the "Compendium of Materia Medica" it was said that 'hair is excess blood', so later doctors called hair excess blood. Zhang Xichun said, 'hair is excess blood,' and if it is not forged, its quality will not change, so
It must be forged into charcoal and then used as medicine. When it is roasted and charred, the remaining charcoal is the blood."
Su Yue also looked confused, and both she and the female patient were stunned for a moment.
Chen Yang explained to the patient again: "Don't worry, this is a regular Chinese medicine, and it is also recorded in the current pharmacopoeia. We use it reasonably and legally. You can also check it out."
The female patient was still a little hesitant: "Can't you use my hair? How about I go get a haircut?"
Chen Yang said: "It is best to use the hair of young people with strong qi and blood. It is not very suitable for you with weak qi and blood."
"Okay." The female patient responded dully, and then she asked: "Can't I use medicine instead?"
Chen Yang quoted from the Compendium of Materia Medica: "The hair is made of blood, and it is also the glory of the kidneys. The kidneys store essence and produce marrow, so the remaining charcoal in the blood has the effect of solidifying yin, which is very suitable for gynecological blood loss syndrome."
"This medicine can stop bleeding without leaving stasis. It can activate blood circulation and strengthen yin. It contains the source of blood in the blocked flow. Therefore, this medicine is very suitable for your disease. No other medicine can compare with it."
, you don’t want to bleed so much every time, do you? It makes you dizzy and you can’t get out of bed!”
The female patient opened her mouth, then thought about it and closed it, but her face was still a little crooked!
In fact, there are many medicines in traditional Chinese medicine that are not acceptable to ordinary people, so doctors in the past dynasties have come up with alternative names that sound better to avoid patients' psychological discomfort.
Xueyu is one of them. Another example is Wulingzhi, which is actually the dried feces of orange-footed flying squirrels and flying squirrels. Another example is Fulonggan, which is actually the heart of the stove.
There are also earth stoves in rural areas where firewood is used for cooking all year round. When dismantling the stove, take off the piece and remove the charred part. The red and yellow part in the middle is the earth in the stove. In fact, it is a mineral medicine. It has
It has the effect of warming the body, dispersing cold, stopping vomiting and stopping bleeding.
When Su Yue heard this, she looked at Chen Yang and asked: "Doctor Chen, how is this medicine made?"
Chen Yang said: "It is to cut off the hair of people with strong Qi and blood, wash it several times with alkaline water to remove the remaining stains, rinse it with clean water, and then dry it in the sun. Finally, it is put into an iron pot and calcined, and everything is calcined.
After charcoal, take it out and grind it into fine powder for use."
Su Yue nodded: "It's all burned into charcoal, so it should be very clean!"