The Queen Mother looked at her son with a mother-in-law smile, saying "ouch, ouch, ouch" and making a fuss: "Girl Wu stepped back, ouch, salute..."
Aunt Qin also showed a smile full of wrinkles and said: "Long live your hand, I want to help..."
Before the words "Master Wu" came out, there was someone else behind.
Someone asked in confusion: "Empress Dowager, you said you are tired, why are you here?"
The two old ladies were looking at each other with their heads bent, when suddenly a voice sounded in their ears, and they were startled at the same time.
The two of them looked towards the source of the sound and saw Zhichun standing behind.
The Queen Mother was caught red-handed and looked embarrassed.
These days, one of Lihua and Zhichun always stays with the Queen Mother to help and guide her in her exercises.
Lihua would coax the Queen Mother, but Zhichun spoke much more directly, often hitting the nail on the head and touching the heart.
For example, last time the Queen Mother ate something secretly, Zhichun discovered it on the spot and directly asked if she was eating something secretly.
Another example is that the Queen Mother showed a little bit of reluctance, and Zhichun asked: "Empress Dowager, do you want to give up again?"
Every time she heard this sentence, the Queen Mother would always argue that she wasn't, she didn't, no, no, she didn't even think about giving up.
"Oh..." Zhichun was noncommittal.
The Queen Mother saw that she obviously didn't believe it, so she unknowingly started to compete, no matter how hard and tired she was, she still had to fight for one breath.
Having spent a lot of time with Zhichun these days, the Queen Mother feels that Zhichun, a little girl, has a sharp temper and candid speech, although she always loses face.
But she couldn't argue with a little girl.
What's more, this little girl is not completely useless.
People from Zhuang Ning Palace did not speak tactfully and preferred to report good news rather than sorrow. Sometimes the Queen Mother was not sure whether the people from Zhuang Ning Palace were telling the truth or comforting her.
If you ask Zhichun at this time, you will definitely get a real answer that will either hurt your heart or make you happy.
The Queen Mother looked at the bronze mirror one day: "How did the Ai family find that their hair is too long?"
When the people in Zhuang Ning Palace took a look at it, they all said that it looked like there were really many, which was gratifying. It must be the result of the hard work these days.
The Queen Mother was very happy because she was most afraid of being bald.
Zhichun followed and took a look, but stopped talking.
The Queen Mother was in a good mood and asked her what she wanted to say.
Zhichun looked at it carefully and then said: "My slave looks like she has too much hair in a bun. Master said that hair growth does not take a few days, but requires long-term persistence to achieve results."
Queen Mother:……
Another time, the Queen Mother asked Zhichun on a whim: "Is the Ai family's skin getting better?"
Zhichun didn't even think about it: "Of course, your skin used to be dull and dull, and you looked very sick. Now, although your complexion is not 10%, it's still 70% or 80% better. It's much better than before."
The Queen Mother suddenly became happy. One sentence Zhichun said could be compared to ten words from Zhuang Ning Palace, because the Queen Mother knew it was true.
Although there are many times when she is heartbroken, the Queen Mother actually likes to talk to Zhichun. She says what she has to say without beating around the bush and is not tired of listening.
When Lihuaxun Zhichun spoke openly, the Queen Mother still stopped her and said there was no need to change her words.
One of Lihua and Zhichun fed the Queen Mother honey, and the other gave the Queen Mother a knife. The master and servant cooperated well, allowing the Queen Mother to persevere to this day.
Now the Queen Mother was bumped into by Zhichun, whom she tried every means to distract, and she randomly found an excuse: "The Ai family has rested, let's go out for a walk before lunch."
"Is that so..." Zhichun was very doubtful.
She blessed her, made up the gift, and asked Aunt Qin: "Why are you here? Didn't you ask me to go see the lunch? Can you evacuate the Queen Mother's muscles and bones?"
Every time the Queen Mother finished exercising, someone had to relax her tight muscles to prevent her from getting sore and stiff.
Aunt Qin looked a little uncomfortable. Logically speaking, she should supervise and advise the Queen Mother.
But after she discovered that the Queen Mother had the idea of spying on the Emperor and Lihua, the two hit it off.
Aunt Qin even personally helped lure Zhichun away.
She followed the Queen Mother's reasoning and said: "Master Wu said that walking around too much is good for the Queen Mother's health. Taking advantage of the spare time before lunch, I suggested that the Queen Mother go out for a walk."
The Queen Mother nodded repeatedly: "Yes, that's right, it's just what Wu Yatou said."
Zhichun said "Oh", saw something from the corner of his eye, and couldn't help but look over: "Hey, what's wrong, Master?"
The Queen Mother and Nanny Qin suddenly woke up and almost forgot the main purpose.
They quickly looked back and saw Lihua walking forward with a sullen face, followed by the emperor with a smile on his face.
Lihua couldn't help but angrily scolded her, how could the evildoer be such a dog, with gold and jade on the outside covered in dirt, how shameless.
She just got mad and thought that such a bad guy is a handsome young man.
She, a modern person, blushed when she heard the explicit words someone just said.
Just now the dog was trying to help her, but she got up in panic and took a step back, leaving the dog in vain.
The dog was not annoyed, but walked up to her in a few steps and teased her in a hoarse voice:
"I am overjoyed by the beauty of your husband. Since that night when the red luan warmed the tent, my eyes were filled with the beauty. You, sir, have been engraved in my heart. I think about him all the time and remember him all the time."
Lihua couldn't bear it now. It was broad daylight and the world was bright. How could this evil monster be so ambiguous and flirtatious?
Especially the explicit language makes people feel embarrassed and dare not think deeply!
Why doesn't he recite an obscene poem?
There are also many beautiful places.
Which pot is not opened and which pot is mentioned? Didn’t you say that the night has passed? How can you still mention it!!
Lihua couldn't help but glared at him angrily in embarrassment, gritted her teeth and said, "How can Mr. Yu be as vulgar as that libertine?"
Yuchi Gong burst out laughing, feeling happy in his heart: "I am willing to be vulgar for you, sir."
Lihua couldn't resist him, she was ashamed and annoyed, and said with a straight face: "It's lunch time. The Queen Mother is waiting for you in the main hall. Please come over with me."
He turned around and walked forward with a stern face.
She was afraid that if she didn't hold herself tight, her face would become red and hot.
Yuchi Gongshi walked forward, and this time he found that the little thief was very different from before.
At first, I was dumbfounded when he arrived. I didn't react until he walked up to me and spoke.
Then the little thief showed a hint of shyness when he bowed his head and saluted. This shyness did not escape his eyes, which made him feel very good and happy.
This has never happened before. The little thief used to either think of him as a eunuch or as an emperor.
She even asked him with a clear face if he had fallen in love with her, and no woman was as shy as a man.
At that time, Yuchi Gong was worried about how to let the thieves treat him differently, as women treat men.
Unexpectedly, Yuchi Gong was surprised to find that the little thief's reaction was very different from before.
So I couldn't hold it back for a while, so I let myself go a little bit wildly and expressed my thoughts.
This statement focuses on testing the little thief's reaction.
If it had been in the past, the little thief would have had clear eyes, and would have retorted with a smile, and might even have ridiculed him in return.
But now the little thief had a straight face, his eyes were wandering, and he just sarcastically changed the topic.
The little thief thought she was pretending well, but she didn't know that the red tip of her ears had given her away.
Yuchi Gong was extremely happy, thinking that teasing the little thief was indeed the most effective way.
He followed up and said, "I heard that my beloved concubine specially prepared lunch for me. She was so enthusiastic, so I had no choice but to be disrespectful."
Lihua sneered: "I just hope Long Live Lord can eat more."