Chapter 53: This show girl is too perverted! Cheers to the weekend)
The Empress Dowager wanted the emperor to restrain himself, control good people, and stop irritating beautiful women out of the palace.
Of the twenty-nine beautiful ladies, one was dragged out on the day they entered the palace, leaving twenty-eight.
Two more people ran out in two days, and there were only twenty-six left. She didn't want to lose them all before the big competition.
The Queen Mother expressed her meaning without speaking too directly. She believed that with the Emperor's quickness, he would be able to understand what she meant.
I thought it was a good idea, but I didn't know that the emperor had changed his tactics, and Nanny Qin hadn't had the chance to report the "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic" incident.
Yuchi Gong also understood that the Queen Mother asked him not to go to Qunfang Palace to find trouble with the beautiful girls like she did in the past when she asked the young eunuchs to find troubles with the palace concubines. However, he had no idea that the Queen Mother blamed him for the beautiful girls leaving the palace.
On the head.
What's more, this time, he didn't ask anyone to cause trouble from beginning to end.
So Yuchi Gong nodded and agreed happily: "Don't worry, Queen Mother, she won't do that."
The Queen Mother's face relaxed and relieved, she was enjoying herself happily with the Emperor's loving mother and son, completely unaware that there was a thunderstorm waiting for her.
At this moment, a concubine and a palace maid walked out from the corner in front.
The two of them looked over, and when they saw who was coming, the Queen Mother's expression turned cold.
The concubine has a unique temperament, and her whole body is deserted, like an orchid that is isolated from the world in a deep mountain canyon, blooming quietly, and does not eat the fireworks of the world.
She seemed to have just discovered the Queen Mother and the Emperor. They approached with their personal maids and saluted: "See the Queen Mother, see the Long Live Lord." The voice was quiet and moving, and it was very comfortable to listen to.
The Queen Mother said calmly: "Get up, Concubine Qing, what are you doing here?"
The woman who called Concubine Qing stood up and explained: "Qing'er was not feeling well this morning and did not attend the flower viewing banquet. She just felt better. I remembered that I had not greeted the Empress Dowager yet, and I was thinking about it, so I came over. Unexpectedly, I met you and Long Live Lord here.
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Having said this, Concubine Qing raised her head and looked over with concern: "I wonder if the Queen Mother is safe?"
Then he looked at the emperor and said, "How are you doing, long live my Lord?"
The Queen Mother did not actually invite Concubine Qing to the Flower Appreciation Banquet. The two of them had a tacit understanding. Concubine Qing said it was because she was unwell, which saved her face and spared the Empress Dowager embarrassment. It was a good intention.
But the Queen Mother was not very happy, but said lightly: "Qing Fei has a good heart, the Ai family is in good health, and the emperor is in good spirits."
Yuchi nodded respectfully and said nothing.
Concubine Qing showed a faint smile: "In this way, Qing'er will feel relieved."
The Queen Mother deliberately lost interest at this moment and waved her hand: "I've seen you before, so there's no need to go and say hello again."
Concubine Qing said respectfully: "Yes, I follow your order." She lowered her head with a hint of hurt.
The Queen Mother's good mood was completely ruined, and she turned around and said: "Emperor, you have court affairs to attend to, so there is no need to send her away. The Ai family can go back alone."
After saying this, he asked people to carry him in a sedan chair and drive him back on foot.
Yuchi Gong stood and watched, and when the Empress Dowager disappeared, he looked away, looked at Concubine Qing, nodded slightly, turned around and prepared to leave.
Concubine Qing hurriedly said: "Long time no see, how about Qing'er seeing off my cousin?" With a gentle and elegant smile on her face, her eyes were full of anticipation.
"No need." Yu Chigong refused without hesitation and kept walking.
After taking a few steps, he paused again and turned around and said: "Now that we have entered the palace, it is no longer the same as before. It is better to follow the rules and not call me cousin."
After saying that, he strode away without looking back.
Concubine Qing was left alone in the same place, her brows furrowed slightly, as if she was infinitely melancholy.
Inside Xiudexuan.
Lihua sneered: "My father-in-law thinks it's difficult, so let's come up with a question that even a child can calculate. There are pheasants and rabbits in the same cage. There are thirty-five heads on the top and ninety-four legs on the bottom. What are the pheasants and rabbits?"
It was an eye-opener for the show girls. With their mouths open and their eyes wide open, they watched a unilateral massacre of Eunuch Yan by Ewha. It was ferocious and violent, with a series of shots, which was very exciting.
Everyone's eyes were bright, and they were afraid of missing the wonderful scene. At this moment, when they heard Lihua's question, they subconsciously crossed their hands to calculate, but suddenly stopped their movements and gave up immediately.
Don't bother trying. I couldn't figure out so many questions just now. I even struggled to understand them. It must be the same now.
Eunuch Yan's lips were white and his hair was messy. He was like a defeated rooster, retreating steadily. He was so arrogant before, but now he is so embarrassed.
He was sweating like rain, and his lips were trembling: "I'll wait for you, old slave, to figure it out carefully."
As he spoke, he touched his dry lips with his trembling hands, wanting to turn to "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic" to see the answer. He remembered that there were questions and techniques in it.
But when she saw Lihua's eyes turned cold, she shivered in fright, and quickly wiped the saliva off her hands, tears streaming down her face, she was panicked and scared.
This little master is not only cunning and cunning, but also very perverted. He licked his face and begged for this book again. He promised not to humiliate it anymore and would only return it to him as a tribute to his ancestors.
His bowels were filled with regret. How did he know that there was actually a beautiful girl who understood "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic"? Otherwise, she wouldn't have acted like that.
After he stubbornly resisted, the young master first recited the preface of "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic" verbatim, and then explained it step by step. It was clear, logical, and interlocking. It was obvious that he was very familiar with it.
Only then did Eunuch Yan realize that he had kicked the iron plate, but it was difficult to recover from the water. He did not dare to admit that he had taught indiscriminately, otherwise he would not only lose his job, but also have to bear all the charges, and the end would be even worse than that of his solitary mother.
So he made another big mistake and refused to admit it. He insisted that he was not wrong and defended it by saying that it was a different interpretation.
As a result, he suffered a more brutal massacre. Lihua hung out the remarks he had made before and whipped the corpse, and the last one struck down:
"I remember it was mentioned in the palace rules that those who mislead the public with evil words should be killed. My father-in-law not only talked about ghosts and gods, but also taught orthodox knowledge as ghosts and gods. This is tantamount to misleading the public with evil words. What crime do you deserve!"
As soon as these words came out, Eunuch Yan knelt down on the spot. He was so frightened that he cried bitterly and begged for mercy incoherently.
He also had no choice but to rush the duck to the shelves. No one can do it. He is stupid and ignorant. He will never dare to do it again. Please give him another chance.
As soon as he said this, he didn't expect that Lihua would really give him a chance, but...
Ouch, my God, this show girl is so perverted, she asked several big questions at random!
Eunuch Yan regrets that he failed to seize the opportunity he was given before. The opportunity given now is too difficult. He said he would let him go if he answered one question.
But every step is as difficult as deciphering the Book of Heaven. He is the father-in-law who teaches etiquette and rules, so it doesn’t make sense!
He tremblingly turned the pages of the book he regarded as his ancestors, trying to find the answer to this question.
Li Hua raised her peach blossom eyes and said with a cold face: "Huh? My father-in-law said that he has read "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic". Don't you know that this question is not included in it?"
Chicken and rabbit in the same cage, a classic question, a question that modern primary school students know!
Eunuch Yan wants to slap himself hard again. Why can't he admit his mistakes more simply? He's so stubborn and insists on saying that he has read "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic". What are you trying to make up for!
This young master is so perverted, can you not see how little he has?
He simply knelt down and thought of something. He quickly straightened the book in his hand and put it away, then slapped his face one by one and shouted:
"Master Wu, I was wrong. I shouldn't have deceived you. I shouldn't have misled my disciples. I shouldn't have...please, sir, please spare me."
………(The line will burn after reading)………
I typed until the early hours of the morning last night, wasn't it just for this moment to wish you all a happy weekend?
The dog author stretched out his hand: Okay, little masters, just smash all the tickets in your hands.
The little masters took a bunch of votes and threw them hard: "Take it, you, my boss doesn't even bother with these votes."
The dog author crawled on the ground to pick up the tickets: Hey, hey, yes, yes, hit me to death, the little boy will suffer~ This chapter has been completed!