Lin Chen and Xia Chuxue were sitting together, and Shi Yun was sitting opposite them.
"You can order whatever you want to eat, no need to be polite to me."
Shiyun threw the menu to Lin Chen and Xia Chuxue.
"Then I'm not welcome."
Lin Chen grinned and ordered expensive dishes. He ordered eight dishes in total! The waiter was shocked. How could three people eat so much?
Is it so luxurious?
The rhyme of the poem was light and breezy. To her, money in this world was useless paper, let alone one or two thousand, even if it was one or two million, she didn't care.
Shiyun looked at Xia Chuxue and asked, "What's your surname, sister?"
Xia Chuxue did not hide anything and answered truthfully: "My surname is Xia.
What’s your surname, sister?”
"We hermits have no names, only titles."
Shiyun shook her head and said: "If Sister Xia doesn't dislike it, just call me Sister Shiyun."
Lin Chen immediately curled his lips and complained: "Don't take advantage of her, you can be her grandmother."
"I don't like what Brother Lin said. Different species have different lifespans."
Shiyun retorted: "I know that there is a kind of fish that can live for four to five hundred years, and its prime is over 100 years old, but how many ordinary humans can live to be over 100 years old?"
He took a sip of tea and continued: "I admit that I am indeed not young, but my total life span is long. I am now equivalent to an ordinary human being who is twenty-seven or eight years old, so I am still young."
Looking at Xia Chuxue again, she asked with a smile: "Sister Xia, do you think this is true?"
Before Xia Chuxue could reply, Lin Chen suddenly laughed.
"Ah."
Lin Chen asked with a smile: "If you say so, then who am I?
Infants and toddlers?”
"You are different. Looking at the entire Xia Kingdom, no, looking at the entire world, you are one of only a handful."
Shiyun shook her head seriously and said: "How many peerless geniuses like you are there?
You cannot represent the majority."
Suddenly, Shiyun's expression became aggrieved. She looked at Lin Chen with tearful eyes and asked, "Brother Lin, why do you have such an attitude towards others?
A few days ago, you called me a good sister, invited me to admire the moon, invited me to have a candlelight dinner, and even booked a hotel. Why did everything suddenly change today?
It makes me so sad and wronged~" Looking at Shi Yun's pitiful look, Lin Chen frowned, what nonsense is this woman talking about?
However, before Lin Chen could reply, Shiyun suddenly laughed and said, "Hahaha, I was joking."
Then he looked at Xia Chuxue and said with a smile: "Don't worry, sister Xia, brother Lin is very dedicated. He neither invited me to admire the moon at Marco Polo Bridge, nor invited me to have a candlelight dinner at Henry's Western Restaurant, nor did he book a hotel room like Home Inn.
The hotel’s 1188 luxury suite, I’m just kidding.”
Xia Chuxue is not a fool, how could she not see that this guy with a female body and a masculine voice is obviously trying to sow discord! Xia Chuxue smiled, nodded lightly and said: "Well, of course I know you are joking,
Because..." Shi Yun's beautiful eyes narrowed slightly.
Xia Chuxue pointed at Lin Chen and continued: "Because he is not a pervert, he is only interested in women with women's bodies and women's voices, such as beautiful women like me. The more delicate, gentle and beautiful the voice is, the more beautiful it is."
, the more he likes it.”
Upon hearing this, Shiyun's face darkened imperceptibly.
What she hates most is the sound of others sarcastically mocking her! Lin Chen curled his lips and thought: Won a round.
At this time, Shiyun's expression returned to normal, she smiled gracefully, looked at Lin Chen and said, "So, Brother Lin must help me cure my voice as soon as possible, so that my sister can be qualified to win your favor."
Lin Chen frowned, why does this woman keep provoking Xia Chuxue?
Lin Chen wanted this woman to calm down.
However, before she spoke, Xia Chuxue suddenly smiled and said, "Actually, I don't object to him finding a wife."
"What?"
Shiyun thought she heard wrongly, opened her mouth and looked at Xia Chuxue in slight shock.
Xia Chuxue continued: "However, the Lin family's door is not something you can just enter if you want.
If I don't like her, then even if he likes her, he is not qualified to marry into his Lin family."
Xia Chuxue glanced at Shiyun and asked lightly: "Sister, do you know why I have this power?"
"Uh...this..." Xia Chuxue's words shocked Shiyun. Even though Shiyun was an old man, she didn't know what to answer for a while.
"Because I am the big one! Since I am the big one, then his wife must be under my control!"
Xia Chuxue leaned on the chair, put her hands together in front of her abdomen, and said expressionlessly, like a heroic female boss! Shiyun looked at Xia Chuxue blankly. At this moment, she actually changed from Xia Chuxue's
On her body, I saw the shadow of a great woman - the wife of Zhu Yuanzhang of the Ming Dynasty, a virtuous queen with a mother-in-law in the world, a great woman who is rare to meet in a century, Queen Ma! Seeing Shi Yun's speechless and choked look, Lin Chen curled up the corner of his mouth again
, thought in his mind: Tsk, tsk, won another round.
Lin Chen could tell that Xia Chuxue had a very strong learning ability. If she could stay with an old Jianghu like Long Batian and Shiyun, then within a few years, her scheming and government would be able to compete with theirs.
Comparable to, or even...beyond them! Suddenly, Shi Yun looked at Lin Chen and said faintly: "My brother has really good vision. It is rare to see such an outstanding woman as Sister Xia. Brother Lin must cherish it. Don't do it."
lost."
"That's natural."
Lin Chen nodded with a smile and said: "But she is joking, our country is monogamous, how dare I marry a younger wife?
Moreover, even if it is not a monogamous relationship, I will not marry any mistress. She is enough, and others will not be of interest to me."
Hearing this, Xia Chuxue's face was expressionless and her heart was filled with joy.
Shi Yun glanced at Xia Chuxue faintly and sighed: "Sister Xia is so lucky. Sister, I have a miserable life, so I am not blessed to enjoy such beautiful things."
Even so, there was a hidden hidden murderous intention in Shiyun's eyes! At this moment, several waiters came over carrying dishes.
Shiyun clapped her hands and said with an elegant smile: "The dishes are ready, let's eat quickly!"
... An hour later, we were full of wine and food.
Lin Chen put down his chopsticks, looked at Shi Yun and asked, "I've eaten enough and drank enough. Can we get down to business?"
"sure."
Shi Yun nodded softly, wiped her red lips with a tissue, and said, "Brother Lin, please speak first."
"good."
Lin Chen nodded and said without hesitation: "I will not join your Bichi Immortal Sect, not now, nor in the future."