Earlier, when Liu Bei led Yuan Shao's troops to sneak attack on the various units in Runan, these Yuan Shao soldiers did not obey Liu Bei's orders. As long as Liu Bei said something, they would use "I am a general of the Yuan family and you are an outsider" as an excuse.
Liu Bei was excluded. If it weren't for the fact that they were all bent on defeating Cao Cao, I'm afraid these Yuan Jun soldiers would have told Liu Bei to get out.
Liu Bei curled his lips and thought: In this case, you are unkind, don't blame me for being unintentional.
After thinking about it, Liu Bei secretly grabbed a short knife in his hand.
Crouching close to a Yuan Jun general, Liu Bei deliberately became unsteady and fell towards him.
The general of the Yuan Army did not dodge and was knocked into his arms by Liu Bei. Liu Bei took advantage of the situation and stabbed the general of the Yuan Army into the lower abdomen.
"You" General Yuan Jun was about to speak, but Liu Bei covered his mouth and twisted the hand holding the dagger hard again.
The general of Yuan Army rolled his eyes and died.
Liu Bei pretended to put down the general of Yuan's army and cried loudly: "Cao Cao, you are the one who killed Yuan Gong, and you and I are incompatible with each other!"
Liu Bei spoke very loudly, and only then did Yuan Jun around him notice him.
What everyone saw now was Liu Bei holding a dead Yuan Jun general and crying loudly.
For a moment, everyone in Yuan Jun sighed with emotion: We were like this to Uncle Liu Huang, and Uncle Liu Huang was so generous to us. Hey, it seems that we went too far in the past.
At this time, Liu Bei pulled out his two swords with a clang, wiped his tears and shouted: "Everyone, please listen to me. Now that we have been defeated, it is better to withdraw first and wait for Yuan Gong's large army."
Here we are, let’s crush Cao’s army together!”
Liu Bei's words were very impassioned, and the officers and soldiers of Yuan's army also felt that his words were reasonable.
Liu Bei was secretly proud, and then issued an order.
After the tearful offensive, Yuan Jun's soldiers suddenly became more obedient. Liu Bei asked them to break out from the left, and they would never go to the right rashly.
On Cao Ren's side, there were not many soldiers. Compared with Liu Bei and Yuan Shao's coalition forces, Cao Ren's number of sergeants was much smaller than that of the other side.
Therefore, if Liu Bei and Yuan Shao's coalition forces really escape for their lives, Cao Ren will not be able to resist them.
However, after all, Cao Ren led his own personal guards, who were not only loyal, but also tough.
After several pursuits, Cao Ren successfully killed Liu Pi and others.
It's a pity that Liu Bei is really cunning and is always among Yuan's army. Cao Ren has no choice but to let Liu and Yuan's coalition forces escape in embarrassment.
...
While cleaning the battlefield, Cao Ren felt that his crotch was very uncomfortable, sticky, hot, and smelled particularly bad.
Several lieutenants also smelled the smell, but since Cao Ren had the highest rank, although they had suspicions, they did not dare to speak.
Finally, Cao Ren couldn't bear it anymore, made an excuse, and ran behind a bush.
Seeing that no one was paying attention, Cao Ren took off his pants as quickly as possible and took out a riding cloth covered with "Yitian Communist".
Then, a stench hit his nose. Cao Ren held his breath and wiped his thighs and buttocks with the cloth strips prepared in advance.
At this moment, several Cao Cao's soldiers burst into the woods laughing and joking.
Cao Ren was so frightened that he quickly picked up his pants and ran away, throwing down the riding cloth. As soon as he ran away, several soldiers from Cao's army came over.
One of them sniffed, curled his lips and said, "Damn it, why does it stink so much? It's like someone pooped in their crotch!"
The other person also sniffed a few times and echoed: "It's not just shit that pooped on my crotch. Look, I must have eaten shit in this place."
The third waved his hand: "I'm sorry for you, why are you two so disgusting!"
The second one retorted: "Why are you lying to me? Look at that!" As he said that, the second soldier picked up a piece of cloth with a spear.
Several people looked at it and said in unison: "Riding cloth?"
Then several people screamed again: "There is a girl!"
Elsewhere, Cao Ren cursed in his heart: I am your general because of your mother's legs.
Several soldiers were laughing and joking, picking the riding cloth back and forth with their spears, and it was very lively.
While he was rising, a deputy general of Cao's army also came over.
Everyone immediately stopped their hands and shouted respectfully: "General!"
The lieutenant general hummed and asked, "What's going on? Why does it stink so much? What did you do here?"
The soldier chuckled and said, "General, you don't know. We found the riding cloth used by women here. Take a look, General!" As he said this, the soldier wanted to show the riding cloth covered with "Yitian Communist" to the deputy general.
The deputy general waved his hands one after another: "What are you talking about? Have any of you ever seen a woman wipe her buttocks with a riding cloth?"
As soon as the deputy general's words came out, everyone felt it made sense.
He bravely said: "General, I think this riding cloth seems to be used by General Cao!"
The deputy general rolled his eyes and cursed: "What the hell is your mother doing? How could it be General Cao?"
Not far away, Cao Ren nodded with great satisfaction.
Unexpectedly, the deputy general said again: "There are too many generals named Cao, which one are you referring to?"
"General, my subordinates think he is General Cao Ren!"
The deputy general looked around and whispered: "Don't talk nonsense. Why do you think it is General Cao Ren?"
The soldier said: "General, haven't you noticed? I happened to be on duty two days ago. General Cao Ren was thirsty at night. When he got up, he scooped a bowl of water by the well and drank it. Who knew that there was something wrong with the water? General Cao Ren drank
He ran to the toilet after losing his sight..."
The soldier spoke so loudly that Cao Ren, who was not far away, heard it and muttered in his heart: How could this stupid thing know so clearly?
The deputy general asked again: "Well, what else is there?"
The soldier added: "General Cao Ren couldn't poop anymore. That night, I happened to go out to pee and saw Lord Shangxian..."
When several people heard that it was Master Shangxian, they all became curious and asked in unison: "What's wrong with Master Shangxian?"
The soldier was quite proud. He snorted twice and said: "I saw Master Shangxian entering General Cao Ren's camp. He seemed to have given General Cao Ren a magical elixir, and then General Cao Ren stopped pooping...
..”
The soldier's words were very crude, but the truth was not crude.
Indeed, since Ma Xiaoquan came out of Cao Ren's tent, Cao Ren had never gone to the toilet casually again.
Not far away, Cao Ren was so ashamed that he wished he could find a crack in the ground and crawl into it never to come out again.
"How can these idiots have any magical medicine? If they dare to talk about me, damn them, go back and pay for the toilets for each of me for ten days..."
Everyone laughed and walked out of the woods. After a while, Cao Ren came out from the other side.
Looking at the riding cloth that was thrown to the ground by everyone, Cao Ren felt extremely depressed.
"Master Immortal, you are really hurting me..."
Cao Ren won the battle and successfully brought back the various tribes in Runan. However, because several of his wives were pregnant at the same time, Ma Xiaoquan told Cao Cao and hurried back to the Ma Family Courtyard in Xuchang.
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Ma Xiaoquan was not there when Xiu'er gave birth before, so Xiu'er complained a lot. This time, Ma Xiaoquan insisted on staying until Diao Chan Miaoyu and Hualin finished giving birth.
Calculating the time, there is still some time before Cao Yuan's next battle. At this time, Ma Xiaoquan can just spend time with his family and his wife. By the way, Ma Xiaoquan has also thought about it, and takes advantage of this time to step up and become a stallion.
, trying to get Ling'er to have a child as well.
As for Madam Hua Yuexin, she once secretly told Ma Xiaoquan during a meal that she might not be able to have children.
Ma Xiaoquan didn't mind, but as the head wife Hua Yuexin, if she couldn't have children, her status would be more or less threatened by other female relatives.
Although there are no arrogant women among the Ma family, there is no guarantee that they will not appear in the future, especially as the children grow up one after another, the problem of mother being more valuable than child is more likely to arise.
Although Ma Xiaoquan is a man, he knows that if he does not plan his backyard well, his mission will not proceed smoothly.
What Ma Xiaoquan means is that since he neither grows old nor dies, he will wait for his wives to grow old one by one, and then, after they pass away one by one, it will not be too late for him to leave. By then, the solar energy record
You should have the device in your hands no matter what.
As for his own heir, although he will be very reluctant to part with him, after all, he belongs to modern people. In modern times, there is still a woman worthy of his return...
"Yueer..." Ma Xiaoquan thought of Ming Yuexin again, "Where are you?"
In the middle of the night, Ma Xiaoquan tossed and turned and couldn't sleep.
"I should go back and take a look..." Ma Xiaoquan said, got up and locked the door, then moved the table and stool over to block the door.
After making all preparations, Ma Xiaoquan gently closed his eyes.
After brewing a burst of power, Ma Xiaoquan made a stroke in the air. There was a slight "crack" sound and a crack appeared in mid-air.
From the cracks, traces of blue light shine through. The light is not dazzling, but gives people a very peaceful and tranquil feeling.
Ma Xiaoquan chuckled and got into the crack...
modern society.
Underground world, inside the large warehouse laboratory in Piaoshui City.
A gray-haired woman stood on the transfer platform with a solemn expression. She stretched out her green onion-like fingers and fiddled with every pendant on the transfer platform casually.
Under the teleportation platform, all the staff were tied behind their backs. Take a closer look, and you will see that these people's hands and feet are locked in a white mist, and their faces all look very...
fear.
"Lin Xiuya, what do you want?"
The gray-haired woman raised her head, revealing her beautiful face. She was stunned for a moment, opened her big eyes, and moved her fingers very naughtily.
Immediately afterwards, the man who spoke loudly to her just now screamed.
"Don't speak loudly to your sister. Oh, by the way, your name is Ruan Longfei, right? Well, your sister with super powers likes it very much. What do you think, do you want to join your sister's night demon? I promise, I will not only make your life comfortable
, Hmm, your parents, your brother, and your sister will take good care of you..."
"Don't even think about it!"
The gray-haired woman Lin Xiuya giggled: "Don't reject sister in such a hurry. Just listen to sister. Not only that, sister will also help you solve your brother's identity problem. How about it?"
Ruan Longfei's eyebrows wrinkled.
"A Fei, don't listen to this crazy woman's nonsense. Don't you understand what kind of people are in Night Demon? If you go, you will be completely ruined. You..."
"Pah!" Before the person who persuaded Ruan Longfei could finish speaking, Lin Xiuya slapped him hard on the face.
"Ryoko Asakura!" Lin Xiuya stepped forward and lifted a woman's chin, "You are a slutty woman. I don't know what kind of medicine you took in your heart tomorrow, and you are actually fascinated by you?"
"Hey, don't slander Brother Tianxin!"
"Yo yo yo?" Lin Xiuya chuckled and let go, "He's still defending that heartless man. Okay, let's do this. I'll take you away and put you in my night demon.
Those men serve you ten times a day, what do you think?"
"Lin Xiuya, you are shameless!"
"Pa!" Another slap in the face, and blood oozed from the corners of Asakura Ryoko's mouth.
"Am I shameless? Am I shameless?" Lin Xiuya's eyes were red, "Tomorrow's heart betrayed me. He is shameless. I tell you Asakura Ryoko, you don't have to hate me. If you want to hate me, just hate Tomorrow!" Say it!
, Lin Xiuya waved her hand, and a white mist sealed Asakura Ryoko.
"team leader......"
"Captain Liangzi..."
Lin Xiuya laughed and waved her hand again, and the white mist floated up.
"Lin Xiuya, do you want to be shameless? You know that Brother Xin is not here tomorrow, so you come to attack us, you shameless woman!"
Lin Xiuya was unmoved and said calmly: "That idiot in Tomorrow Heart can't beat me even now. I said, if he can't understand the black and white fire, he will never be my opponent! Oh!
By the way, yours should be called the teleportation platform, right? I heard that your Thunder and Fengyun teams recently added a new Extreme Soldier, right?"
No one answered Lin Xiuya's words.
Lin Xiuya said: "It's okay if you don't say anything. Well, let's do this. I'll take Ryoko Asakura first. As for whether she can come back alive, or whether she can come back intact, I really can't guarantee it.
, you also know that the wolves in my Night Demon Brigade are inhumane."
Just when Lin Xiuya was feeling proud, a hole suddenly opened on the top of her head. Before Lin Xiuya could react, a man with purple hair fell out of the hole.
Hearing an ouch, the purple-haired man pounced on Lin Xiuya's body accurately.
Lin Xiuya is really too careless.
The purple-haired man groped Lin Xiuya's whole body, touching her thighs and breasts, making Lin Xiuya very passive.
"Huh!" Lin Xiuya concentrated her energy, and a white mist immediately appeared all over her body.
The purple-haired man yelled "Wow" and jumped away from Lin Xiuya.
"Little Ma?" At this time, everyone noticed that it turned out that this purple-haired man was Ma Xiaoquan who came back from time to time to see.
Ma Xiaoquan pushed aside his long purple hair and curled his lips and said: "Damn, what's going on with the time mezzanine now? It's getting weaker and weaker. It can't even reach the teleportation platform. What's going on?"
As he said that, Ma Xiaoquan raised his head and saw a woman covered in white mist across from him. He was surprised and said, "Huh? Who are you?"
