Ma Xiaoquan held back his words and responded: "I know!"
Wang Yun looked at Ma Xiaoquan inexplicably. Ma Xiaoquan shook his head helplessly and said: "Go to Dong Zhuo's place first and then talk about it!"
...
The two of them arrived at the Taiwei Palace in the same carriage. As soon as Ma Xiaoquan got off the carriage, he heard someone shouting in the distance.
Ma Xiaoquan sent Dong Zhuo's servants to ask: "What's going on?"
"Sir, I don't know!"
Ma Xiaoquan was helpless, waved his hand, and strode into the palace.
Inside the palace, Dong Zhuo was lying on Yi Zhang Softwood's couch, oh oh, yelling, Yi saw Ma Xiaoshuan entering the door, and quickly installed his grandson yi like crying: "Master Shangxian helps his lives, Lord Shangxian helps."
"Huh?" Ma Xiaoquan felt strange that Dong Zhuo was lying on his stomach.
"What's wrong with you?"
Li Ru answered: "Your Excellency Taiwei was riding a horse and hunting a few days ago, and accidentally injured his buttocks..."
Ma Xiaoquan said oh and stepped forward to take a look.
This is not an ordinary injury, it is obviously a stab wound.
Ma Xiaoquan looked at Li Ru with disdain and said, "Just make it up for me. Tell me, what's going on with Xiao Dong's ass?"
Li Ru's eyebrows twitched and he was about to speak when Dong Zhuo cried: "Master Shangxian doesn't know something. I usually treat Wufu Wuyu very well, but I didn't expect that he would avenge his kindness..."
Dong Zhuo cried with tears and snot dripping from his nose, but he was foaming at the mouth as he spoke. Even Li Ru beside him couldn't help but take a step back.
"Okay, I understand, what do you want now?"
Dong Zhuo blushed and said shamelessly: "It would be great if I also had the immortal body of Lord Immortal."
Ma Xiaoquan understood. We have been making trouble for a long time. You kid is spying on you, Master Ma, and my immortal body. Okay, then Master Ma, I will play tricks on you.
Ma Xiaoquan pretended to be thoughtful, and after a while, he said: "Xiao Dong, this immortality is a technique of the immortal family. I think it took me several years to practice it before I realized the essence. Besides,
If you want to practice immortality, you must first practice the art of immortality. Xiao Dong, you are still injured, so I'm afraid you can't practice it."
Dong Zhuo's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he quickly said: "I can practice, I can practice, I can definitely practice. Master Shangxian, I will practice how you tell me!"
Ma Xiaoquan shook his head and said: "First of all, get up every day, stand up, and twist your buttocks ten times to the person next to you. While twisting, you must also recite the formula. This formula is called "The Secret of Immortality." I know it well.
I'll tell you; secondly, I know you can't quit women, so I won't force you. Every time you finish, you must be naked, bow to your woman, and say: Thank you, boss.
; The third and most important thing is that I will make some elixirs for you in the future and eat them together, and you will be fine. Also, remember, sincerity leads to success."
Dong Zhuo seemed to understand, but Li Ru came forward and whispered a few words. Dong Zhuo had a look of confusion on his face.
"Why? You don't want to, forget it, anyway, you mortals can't experience the happiness of immortality..."
Ma Xiaoquan said, pretending to turn around and leave.
Li Ru quickly stepped forward to stop Ma Xiaoquan, squeezed his soybean-sized eyes and said, "Eh? Lord Shangxian, don't leave. Lord Taiwei has agreed."
Ma Xiaoquan turned around, glanced at Dong Zhuo, and said, "Really agreed?"
Dong Zhuo had a grimace on his face, curled his lips, and said, "I will do as Master Shangxian said."
"By the way, Xiaodong, I have one more thing to ask you. I have to find something when I go down to earth this time!" Ma Xiaoquan said, taking out a piece of silk from his arms. The pattern on the silk was drawn by Ma Xiaoquan based on yellow
It was copied from the sketch of the solar recorder left by Jing Ming.
"Follow this picture and tell me to go down and look for it. If you have any news, tell me!"
Dong Zhuo couldn't get up, so he could only let Li Ru take the silk and say yes again and again.
...
Far away from the Taiwei's Mansion, Wang Yun finally couldn't help but laugh.
"Master Shangxian, you are so lucky to have come up with such a bad idea, haha..."
However, Ma Xiaoquan looked serious and said: "When did I tell lies? If you don't believe it, you can try it!"
Wang Yun was shocked and speechless, but in his heart, he also secretly began to decide on something.
The injury on Dong Zhuo's butt healed quickly, mainly because he was too fat. Wu Fu's three stab wounds were said to have been on his butt, but in fact they were only superficial flesh wounds.
Within half a month, Dong Zhuo's butt was almost healed.
On this day, after Dong Zhuo got up early, he suddenly remembered the "Secret of Immortality" taught by Master Shangxian, so he stopped his servants and stood in a row.
A group of servants looked at Dong Zhuo at a loss.
I saw Dong Zhuo stretching, then walked up to the first servant, twisted his fat waist, and sang while twisting: "Three circles to the left, three circles to the right, twist your neck, twist your butt, early morning
Go to bed early and get up early and let’s do some exercise..."
Dong Zhuo's twisting made the servant shocked and frightened. At the same time, the servant wanted to laugh.
But he couldn't laugh, so he had to hold it in and watch Dong Zhuo finish twisting.
The next one...and the next one...
In the morning, Dong Zhuo gave every servant a twist. Dong Zhuo recited the song "The Art of Immortality" while sleeping and talking in his sleep. The women around Dong Zhuo were all frightened, thinking that he had been hit by something.
Evil-like.
However, the butt-twerking dance was too tiring for Dong Zhuo. Within a few days, Dong Zhuo reduced the number of people watching him to just a few people around him. Li Ru counted one, Dong Zhuo's younger brother counted one, and Dong Zhuo's
I count myself as one... In total, the number of people has been reduced from 40 to 10 now.
As soon as the court meeting ended, Dong Zhuo clamored for Li Ru to watch him dance the "Eternal Life Dance".
Li Ru's eyelids were twitching non-stop. Ever since Dong Zhuo started dancing the "Eternal Life Dance", he had become the first person to do the dance. He couldn't do it every day and had to help his father-in-law improve his movements. After a period of time,
Not to mention Dong Zhuo, even Li Ru was obsessed with the "Immortal Art" reform. Dong Zhuo was as fat as a pig, but Li Ru was as thin as a monkey. When he became fat and thin, he felt happy all the time.
Within a few days, Dong Zhuo's servants took leave one after another to seek medical treatment. They inquired in private and found that they all suppressed their illnesses and did not dare to laugh.
Dong Zhuo's younger brother is different. He drinks and eats women every day. He has long been exhausted. He has no time to go crazy with his brother. But there is no way. Everything he has is given by his brother, so he can only open his eyes.
He closed one eye and watched his brother dance.
Dong Zhuo's mother couldn't bear it even more. You said that an old lady with dirt buried up to her neck needed to live her old age in peace and quiet. Unexpectedly, Dong Zhuo, a damn kid with a brain like a missing string, came over and twisted her butt every day.
Every time the old lady saw Dong Zhuo, she would hold her eighty-year-old bones stiff and chase and beat her with a cane, which made Dong Zhuo very depressed. But even so, Dong Zhuo was still determined to give his mother a happy dance every day.
His "death of immortality".
Life at night is even more exciting.
That night, Dong Zhuo had just finished having fun when he suddenly remembered Master Shangxian's instructions and quickly stood up naked.
The female slave was startled and covered herself with the quilt in fear.
Dong Zhuo's face turned red, he bowed deeply to the slave girl, and then said: "Thank you, boss!"
"Huh!" When had this slave girl been so stimulated that she fainted all of a sudden...
For more than ten days, every time Dong Zhuo summoned a female slave, he would respectfully say to her afterwards: Thank you, boss.
After several consecutive times, a story spread among the female slaves raised by Dong Zhuo. Whoever can make Fatty Dong shout "Thank you boss" several times in a row will be the eldest sister among them...
"Presumptuous!" Dong Zhuo slapped the table, blew his beard and glared, scolding him. Ever since he learned this story, Dong Zhuo was so ashamed that he felt ashamed.
"Father-in-law, father-in-law, calm down!" Li Ru advised, "Father-in-law, please bear with me for a while. The sky is vast. The Immortal has already explained that sincerity leads to spirituality, and sincerity leads to spirituality..."
Dong Zhuo complained: "But Li Ru, I am too miserable. Now I have no dignity at all."
Li Ru continued to persuade: "As long as my father-in-law can endure this moment and his mood will naturally calm down, what else can't be done?"
Li Ru actually had his own selfish motives for saying this. He also listened to the three instructions given by Master Shangxian that day. Therefore, these days, Li Ru secretly goes home and practices the "Art of Immortality". As for "Thank you, boss".
, Li Ru has the heart but not the courage. After all, he is Dong Zhuo's son-in-law. Even though the wife at home is as ugly as his father, he still has to serve his kind-hearted wife every day. When he thinks of this,
, Li Ru felt a burst of sadness in his heart...
Li Ru thought: Master Renshangxian has been practicing for several years to realize the essence of immortality. I am stupid. I have been practicing for ten or eight years, and it will always be effective. When I finish practicing, I will see that ugly woman licking her hair every day.
When I get older, my father-in-law will agree to my having two more concubines, hehe...
Time passed day by day, and Dong Zhuo still carried out his atrocities. Ma Xiaoquan naturally saw all this, but because he could not disrupt the process of history, Ma Xiaoquan had to wait and wait quietly.
During this time, Ma Xiaoquan also took Xiu'er, Miaoyu, Hualin and Diaochan out to search for the whereabouts of the solar recorder, but there were no clues.
That night, Ma Xiaoquan was in his bedroom looking at the information sent to him by Ming.
Before traveling back in time, Mingfa told Ma Xiaoquan that all the information was in Chinese Pinyin because he was afraid of leaks.
Although Ma Xiaoquan is an engineering student, he is also good at Chinese pinyin, so he doesn't seem to have much difficulty.
"Official history says that Dong Zhuo will not die until he reaches Chang'an. He is only 189 now, and there are still almost two years left..."
Ma Xiaoquan looked through the information helplessly.
"Dong dong dong", someone knocked on the door.
Ma Xiaoquan quickly collected the information and opened the door.
"Eh? Diao Chan? It's so late, why don't you sleep?"
Diao Chan smiled, bowed to Ma Xiaoquan, and said, "Master Shangxian worked hard, Chan'er specially stewed chicken soup..."
Ma Xiaoquan was stunned, is there such a good thing?
"Come in, come in!" Ma Xiaoquan pulled Diao Chan into the house.
A man and a woman alone were in the same room, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward.
Ma Xiaoquan laughed and drank the chicken soup. As soon as he raised his head, he saw Diao Chan blinking at him with a pair of bright eyes, revealing the slightest emotion in her eyes.
"That old boy Mingfa said you can't destroy history, but he didn't say you can't touch women in history. Damn it, this Diao Chan is also one of the four beauties. Master Ma, if I take her today...hehe, what's the matter?
Isn’t that great?”
Thinking of this, Ma Xiaoquan took the initiative to approach Diao Chan, then gently pulled Diao Chan's shoulders and asked: "Diao Chan, are you willing to be my woman?"
How could Diao Chan, an inexperienced and inexperienced girl, know so much? The Immortal had already said so, how could she, a weak woman, disagree.
Diao Chan's heart was like a deer's beating, and she warned: "Slave... I don't know..."
Ma Xiaoquan looked at Diao Chan's shy look and suddenly felt lustful. He picked up Diao Chan and put her on the couch, ready to have sex. At this moment, Ma Xiaoquan suddenly felt an incomparable pain in his heart.
"Uh" Ma Xiaoquan covered his chest and gasped for air.
"Lord Immortal" Diao Chan looked at Ma Xiaoquan in horror.
Ma Xiaoquan's face turned pale and he breathed out: "Diao Chan, please go out first. I suddenly feel that I am going to achieve a breakthrough in cultivation."
After all, Diao Chan was still a simple girl. She hummed, got dressed, and walked out of the door quietly.
"Bang", the moment the door closed, Ma Xiaoquan's heart suddenly stopped hurting.
"What's going on? Why is this happening?" Ma Xiaoquan covered his heart and asked in confusion, "Is there something wrong with the Heart of Time?"
The underground world of modern society: Piaoshui City.
Tomorrow Heart looked at her sister lying on the hospital bed, feeling very uneasy. Next to him stood Ryoko Asakura.
"Tianxin, tell me, can Yue'er wake up?"
Tomorrow Xin shook his head: "Father said, Yue'er became like this because of her hard work. In this case, we can only wait for that brat Ma Xiaoquan to come back. To untie the bell, the person who tied the bell must be tied...
..”
The two of them talked and left the ward.
On the hospital bed, Ming Yuexin was still lying quietly. Suddenly, she made an angry expression. Although her eyes were closed, the angry expression was so real, as if her boyfriend was against her.
Other women are good, and they feel jealous if they let themselves see her.
Outside the ward, Tomorrow Xin told Mingfa who was standing outside the door about her sister's condition.
Mingfa sighed, shook his head and said: "It's all this brat like Ma Xiaoquan who ate up my daughter and tortured her to this point. Wait until this brat comes back and give him a good beating."
One meal, no, one meal will never work, I have to spank him eight times a day..."
Next to Tomorrow Heart, Asakura Ryoko pursed her lips to prevent herself from laughing out loud. Seeing that she could no longer bear it, Tomorrow Heart pulled Asakura Ryoko into her arms.
"Father, Liangzi and I are leaving first!"
Mingfa said impatiently: "Let's go, let's go!"
Tomorrow Heart quickly hugged Ryoko Asakura and ran away.
Looking at his son's back, Mingfa suddenly smiled: "You brat, how come you have become enlightened recently? This is right, this is my son Mingfa..."
When Tomorrow Heart brought Ryoko Asakura to the door of the apartment, she reluctantly let go of her hand.
"Why don't you go up and sit down?"
After hearing this, Tomorrow blushed, but still followed Ryoko Asakura into the dormitory obediently...
ps: As usual, for Chapter 20, add a thousand more words. After calculation, it’s over 300 words. Xiaojue tried his best, everyone please support me! There will be an update in the afternoon.