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[277] Tossing Yuan Tan

Summary of the previous chapter: Cao Cao got the news from nowhere, saying that Hua Yuexin was originally going to be married to Yuan Tan by the Hua family. However, due to Lu Xian intercepting him on the way and Hua Yuexin's mysterious escape, the result was that

Yuan Tan and Lu Xian did not get Hua Yuexin. Although Hua Yuexin finally married Ma Xiaoquan and gave birth to a son for Ma Xiaoquan, Ma Xiaoquan made up his mind to find an opportunity to find a place for her.

Come back...the opportunity comes as soon as it comes. Yuan Tan is surrounded by Cao Cao in Nanpi. Ma Xiaoquan sneaks into the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry and wants to kill Yuan Tan...

Yuan Tan was shocked and screamed and howled, spanking the horse's butt hard, fearing that Ma Xiaoquan would catch up behind him.

Yuan Tan ran and shouted: "Who are you and why are you chasing me?"

Ma Xiaoquan responded: "Because you fell in love with my woman!"

"Yin?" Yuan Tan shouted again, "Who is your woman and what is her name?"

Ma Xiaoquan caught up with Yuan Tan, brandished his spear, and swept Yuan Tan off his horse.

With a "pop" sound, Yuan Tan fell to the ground.

Ma Xiaoquan did not stop his horse, leaped directly from his horse, and jumped off.

Yuan Tan was so frightened that he couldn't care less about his image and wanted to run away. Ma Xiaoquan stepped forward quickly and kicked Yuan Tan in the butt. To be precise, it should be his anus.

Yuan Tan's chrysanthemum was in pain and he crawled to the ground with a cry of "Ouch!"

Ma Xiaoquan stepped in front of Yuan Tan and kicked his anus again.

Yuan Tan screamed, his nose and tears mixed together.

"Why, why on earth are you chasing me?"

Ma Xiaoquan grabbed Yuan Tan and shouted, "Do you know my wife, Hua Yuexin?"

Yuan Tan was stunned for a moment and said solemnly: "I know... I know..."

"Do you know or know?"

"Really...really...really just know...wow..." Yuan Tan started to cry, looking very pitiful.

Ma Xiaoquan couldn't bear it, threw Yuan Tan to the ground, and cursed: "Man, why are you crying? Do you think you can survive by crying?"

Yuan Tan cried and shook his head: "I know I won't live long. I just want to know, who are you?"

Ma Xiaoquan was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that there was still a human skin mask on his face.

With a "stab" sound, Ma Xiaoquan pulled off the human skin mask and showed his true face in front of Yuan Tan.

"Now look, who am I?"

Yuan Tan raised his head while sobbing, took a look, and cried even harder.

"Wow...you are the immortal...the Supreme Immortal..."

Ma Xiaoquan curled his lips and said, "You are a wise boy..."

"Lord Immortal, have mercy on me, Lord Immortal, have mercy on me..."

Yuan Tan cried and begged for mercy, which made Ma Xiaoquan really unable to bear to kill him.

At this moment, Cao Chun led the tiger and leopard cavalry and rushed over. Seeing Ma Xiaoquan and Yuan Tan, Cao Chun shouted: "Master Shangxian, this thief must not be allowed to stay. This thief went back on his word, surrendered to my lord, and rebelled again."

My lord, Lord Immortal, please kill this thief, I beg you!"

Ma Xiaoquan turned around and said, "I'll kill you if you ask me to. I won't kill you yet."

Cao Chun was embarrassed when he heard this.

Cao Chun thought: Master Shangxian is with Yuan Tan now. Yuan Tan is lying on the ground. If Master Shangxian doesn't kill him, I can't go forward. What if I offend Master Shangxian?

And the main bus representative?

Cao Chun jumped off his horse and walked over with a smile on his face: "Master Shangxian, is there room for discussion on this matter?"

Ma Xiaoquan chuckled, pulled Cao Chun to his side, and said a few words in Cao Chun's ear.

After hearing this, Cao Chun immediately smiled and said: "Master Shangxian, this is not good, isn't it a bit..."

Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand: "What's the point? Just do as I say."

Cao Chun laughed and said respectfully: "Yes!"

After saying that, Cao Chunyi slipped Yuan Tan away and slapped Yuan Tan twice before saying, "I'll give you a chance. You run. I'll chase you. If you can run, I won't kill you."

If you can't run away, there's nothing you can do..."

Yuan Tan was overjoyed and stopped crying immediately.

Ma Xiaoquan: "..."

Cao Chun: "..."

Yuan Tan said: "You must keep your word!"

Cao Chun kicked Yuan Tan: "Why don't you get out of here?"

When Yuan Tan heard this, he let go and ran away.

In the blink of an eye, Yuan Tan had already run out several hundred feet. Cao Chun became more and more anxious as he watched, and asked Ma Xiaoquan: "Master Shangxian, can we catch up with that guy?"

Ma Xiaoquan chuckled: "Don't worry, as long as I'm here, that kid will definitely die today."

Although he heard Lord Shangxian's assurance, Cao Chun still felt uneasy.

It wasn't until Yuan Tan completely disappeared that Ma Xiaoquan stretched his body and said to Cao Chun, "Are you ready?"

Cao Chunyi nodded his head one after another when he heard Master Shangxian was about to take action.

Ma Xiaoquan laughed and grabbed the back collar of Cao Chun's jersey.

"Get up!" Ma Xiaoquan shouted loudly and easily lifted Cao Chun up.

Cao Chun is not tall. According to modern standards, he is about 1.72 meters tall. However, Cao Chun is very strong. Ma Xiaoquan estimated Cao Chun's weight based on Cao Chun's body shape. He should weigh 150 kilograms.

Coupled with the armor and shirt on his body, it is very possible that he weighs one hundred and ten kilograms.

Cao Chun was surprised. Although he had heard about Lord Shangxian's abilities in the military camp, this was the first time he had experienced it in person.

Cao Chun felt that he was just a little chicken doll being carried around without any weight by Master Shangxian.

"Are you ready?"

Cao Chun nodded.

Ma Xiaoquan pursed his lips and concentrated his energy. He heard two "whirrs" and green flames ignited all over Ma Xiaoquan.

Cao Chun was being carried by Ma Xiaoquan, and when he saw the green flames, he was frightened and struggled.

Ma Xiaoquan comforted Cao Chundao: "Don't panic, my flames won't hurt anyone, don't move!"

Cao Chun nodded in horror, shrinking motionlessly like a hanging painting.

"Let's go!" Ma Xiaoquan took a step and chased Yuan Tan in the direction where he fled like flying.

...

Ma Xiaoquan changed his own weight, and also changed the weight of Cao Chun in his hand. At the same time, with the blessing of the Green Spirit Fire, Ma Xiaoquan, who usually runs 100 meters at 1.6 seconds, now only did 4.8 seconds. Of course,

Only Ma Xiaoquan knows this conversion.

Yuan Tan is quite smart. After escaping, he specializes in finding hard-to-find roads. Although it makes it difficult for Ma Xiaoquan and Cao Chun who are chasing him, it also limits his escape speed and progress.

While running, Cao Chun was extremely surprised, cheering and praising.

"Wow, it's so amazing. Lord Immortal, you are so amazing. This is the first time I've been like this. It's so fast, so fast..."

Ma Xiaoquan responded while running: "Nonsense, don't you know who I am?"

Cao Chun chuckled: "Master Shangxian, if you catch Yuan Tan, what are you going to do with him?"

Ma Xiaoquan said one word out of his mouth without thinking: "Kill!"

"good!"

...

Yuan Tan was hiding in a bush, and did not dare to speak out loud. Not far from him, Ma Xiaoquan and Cao Chun were already chasing him.

The two stopped, Ma Xiaoquan extinguished the Green Spirit Fire and put Cao Chun down.

Cao Chun looked around once, smelled around again, and said uncertainly: "Master Shangxian, this Yuan Tan is running really fast. I can smell his scent. Why can't I find him?"

?”

Ma Xiaoquan said: "Your nose is still very sharp. If you smell it carefully, Yuan Tan should be here."

"Okay, then I'll smell it again!"

Cao Chun continued to smell Yuan Tan's scent, while Ma Xiaoquan sat down on the ground to rest.

After circling around for a while, Cao Chun returned to Ma Xiaoquan and sat down, shaking his head.

"How's it going? Did you find anything new?"

Cao Chun chuckled and whispered: "That boy Yuan Tan is in the bushes behind. He doesn't dare to move, thinking I don't know. Hehe, he is still too young..."

.”

When Ma Xiaoquan heard this, he stood up immediately and whispered to Cao Chun: "Go over and pee on Yuan Tan's head. If he dares to move, I will burn him to death!"

Cao Chun hummed, took off his pants without saying a word, and skipped towards the bush.

When they arrived at Yuan Tan's hiding spot, Cao Chun smiled, pretended to pull out his gun and fired.

Suddenly, a strong smell of urine filled the air.

Ma Xiaoquan covered his nose and cursed: "Damn you, what have you eaten in the past two days? Is Qiu sick?"

Cao Chun chuckled and replied: "I'm not sick, I'm just taking the aphrodisiac pills my wife made for me these past few days..."

Ma Xiaoquan pouted: "No wonder it smells so bad!"

After Cao Chun peed, he pulled up his pants and walked back laughing.

"How's it going? Has anyone moved?"

Cao Chun shook his head.

Ma Xiaoquan was deep in thought and whispered: "If you can't urinate him, just poop him out. Cao Chun, do you want to poop?"

Cao Chun blushed: "If you try harder, you should be able to get it out!"

Ma Xiaoquan frowned: "Okay, go quickly!"

Cao Chun agreed and immediately took off his pants and zipped them up on the spot.

After some "hard work", Cao Chun really managed to come up with a few things.

Ma Xiaoquan looked disgusted, covered his nose and asked Cao Chun to throw the big stick he pulled out into the bushes where Yuan Tan was hiding.

However, Tianwaifei's "Xiang" offensive had no effect, and Yuan Tan just refused to come out.

"Eh?" Ma Xiaoquan was overjoyed and thought to himself: This brat can really tolerate it.

Ma Xiaoquan patiently struggled with Yuan Tan for a while, but Yuan Tan was so determined that he would not come out no matter how much Ma Xiaoquan tortured him.

"Holy shit" Ma Xiaoquan shook his head helplessly and said to Cao Chun, "I'm out of options, it's your turn."


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