Chapter 1 Its hard to be a human being, why dont you stop being a human being?!
Daxuan Dynasty, Tongtianhe, Fengxi Sect, and the backyard of the handyman disciples.
[Name: Hong Yuan]
【Shouyuan:16/81】
[Qualification: 2]
[Kung Fu: Five Tigers Cutting Door Knife (132/500)]
[Skill: Cooking Level 2 (121/200)]
[Clone: Xuanshui Snake]
[Level: Not yet advanced]
[Talent: Water Gun, Water Wave, Poison]
"Fuck, what a garbage panel."
"I haven't even been so desperate in the college entrance examination. I trained myself like a dog to gain three points of proficiency, just for fun."
"Fuck you, refund the money. I want to go home, and I want to continue to mess around!!!"
angry!
So angry!
I feel so angry!
Hong Yuan tried his best to use the last three sword techniques, and then used the sword as a support, panting and breathing heavily.
There was a fire burning in his heart, as if it was going to burn everything.
This was already the tenth time he had practiced the Five Tigers Broken Gate Sword today, and he felt very tired. But even so, his proficiency in the Five Tigers Broken Gate Sword had only improved by three points!
Hong Yuan looked around for a moment, and suddenly found that the other handyman disciples were still practicing the Five Tigers Broken Gate Sword with all their lives. Even though they were sweating like rain, they were still persisting.
Hong Yuan gritted his teeth and wanted to continue training, but he found that his hands kept trembling and he could no longer carry out any of the five tiger sword-breaking moves with the wooden sword.
"Damn it, my body's qualifications are so poor." Hong Yuan lamented in his heart, and finally he staggered away under the delighted eyes of the other handyman disciples.
Now that his body has been squeezed to the limit, he must rest early and then come back early in the evening to train in the backyard.
Even if he fails to practice the Five Tigers' Door-Breaking Sword, he cannot delay the chores assigned to him by the sect. Otherwise, without taking the assessment, he may be kicked out of the sect by the outer deacon on the spot.
Do your best to obey destiny.
If he still can't learn the Five Tigers' Door-Breaking Sword technique after a week, then he will have no choice but to get out of Fengxi Sect and be assigned to various escort agencies under the sect, either as an escort or as a escort for a wealthy man.
Nursing home.
"Alas~"
"When I listened to the blows from the brothers Zhang Shao, I learned that the current situation in Daxuan is turbulent, and the princes all over the country are preparing their troops, and there are even demons lurking in the dark. If I, an ordinary visitor from another world, still carry this with me after a week,
If the Three-Legged Cat Kung Fu leaves the sect, wouldn’t it mean that he will have a narrow escape from death?”
"It's so difficult to live in peace and stability, what kind of world is this?"
Hong Yuan is not a native of Daxuan, he is an out-and-out Blue Star traveler.
After graduating from university in his previous life, Hong Yuan used his family connections to find a job as a technician in an electrical company. The salary was not high, but it allowed him to live his life comfortably every day, and he wrote when he was free.
Novels to pass the time.
But he didn't expect that when he woke up, he would come to this restless world.
When he first got this proficiency panel, Hong Yuan was still briefly out of his sluggish state. He was very motivated and determined to break out into his own world.
As a result, he didn't expect that the proficiency panel also focused on qualifications. His qualifications in practice were extremely poor. On the contrary, he had an unusual talent in skills, such as cooking.
But it was useless to be a good cook. Being the chef was an important position with a lot of money, and it had been occupied by others for a long time. He wanted to use his cooking skills to change his life, so he was undoubtedly a wishful thinking, and was forced to give up this idea.
Hong Yuan came to the front door of the dining room, found a secluded corner and stayed there to sit and rest.
Half an hour later.
Dang Dang Dang!!!
"The lunch break has passed, the handyman disciples have returned to their positions!"
The handyman disciples holding gongs and drums beat the gongs and drums and shouted hoarsely.
"It would be great if I were also a disciple of the drummer. I think I would have more time to train." Hong Yuan slowly opened his eyes and sighed secretly before entering the dining room.
The handyman disciples were very skillful in assigning duties. It seemed like they were drawing lots, but in fact they were designated.
Hong Yuan spent all his money before he was assigned to the dining room by the outer deacon. For this reason, his job also aroused the envy of the other handyman disciples in the same wing.
When Hong Yuan saw the senior chefs in the dining room talking about the world, there was a trace of longing in his eyes, because he used to live a comfortable and messy life.
Soon, Hong Yuan began to wash various vegetables. After washing the vegetables, he pretended to cut the pork.
When he saw more and more handyman disciples being assigned to handle chickens and ducks, he felt a thump in his heart.
The thing that Hong Yuan fears most is plucking chicken and duck feathers because animals like chickens and ducks have particularly thick hair.
Once there are more chickens and ducks, you will be busy all day long. It is also easy to make yourself lack of energy and unable to train this evening.
But the more afraid of something, the more likely it will come.
"Those who cut the pork, go over and strip off all the feathers on that pile of chickens and ducks, and make them clean." Brother Shao Shao, who was big and muscular, ordered Hong Yuan.
Hong Yuan sighed in his heart and hurried over to pluck the chicken feathers.
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After a tiring day, Hong Yuan lay down on his hard bamboo bed early and fell asleep.
Outside the window, other handyman disciples are still trying their best to squeeze out their own potential and practice the Five Tigers Broken Gate Knife technique hard. Just to enter the entry level as soon as possible, so as to prove that their martial arts talents are good and they can avoid being expelled from the sect.
Door.
At the same time, in a large pond in a primitive forest, a mysterious water snake hiding under the water opened its cold eyes and began to stare at the fish swimming above.
This mysterious water snake is Hong Yuan.
Ever since Hong Yuan was born into this world, he has sensed that he has a clone of the Xuanshui Snake. However, due to the confinement of his mind, he has never dared to control the Xuanshui Snake to eat.
However, being a human being is difficult, so Hong Yuan had to consider his options and get used to being a snake.
Xuanshui Snake, a second-level monster race. A strange beast that can control water flow and can cause turbulent waves in rivers.
Currently, his Xuanshui Snake clone is only at the preliminary level. As long as he grows step by step, he can reach the second level of strength. But unless he has to, Hong Yuan really doesn't want to be a snake for the rest of his life.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! However, now, Hong Yuan must consider how to be a snake. After all, being a human being is too hard and tiring.
"Hiss~" Hong Yuan spit out the snake letter and planned to hunt it.
As a member of the second-level monster Black Water Snake race, he is the veritable overlord of this large pond!
Snakes are generally highly myopic, and they move through infrared-like sensors in their heads and their sense of smell.
But Hongyuan was different. Hongyuan could feel that he could see the fish swimming in the water and the cows and horses drinking on the water very clearly.
This is vision, not thermal imaging!
Clearly, extremely clear, Hong Yuan could feel that he could see the fatal weaknesses of various animals at once, whether they were aquatic or terrestrial.
Hong Yuan was fascinated by this feeling of freedom and control over the life and death of a pond. He was instantly freed from the incompetent anger caused by improper use of the proficiency panel and returned to his cold sanity.
Hong Yuan suddenly stared at a big grass carp floating above, with a cold smile on his face.
"It's hard to be a human being."
"I won't be a human anymore, I'll be a snake!"
Pa da ~
Hong Yuan, who was hungry, burst out at a speed that was astonishing. He straightened his body instantly like a bow and arrow, and shot straight at the big grass carp.
Ripples suddenly rolled up under the water, shaking all around. The big grass carp reacted and turned around in a hurry.
"Hiss~" Hong Yuan suddenly opened his bloody mouth, revealing two poisonous fangs.
【Water Fluctuation】
A black light wave rippled out from the scales on Hong Yuan's head, and flew towards the big grass carp quickly. After a while, the big grass carp seemed to be imprisoned by a rope. Although it struggled desperately, its escape speed was very slow.
Close.
The distance between Hongyuan and the big grass carp is getting closer and closer.
In the frightened eyes of the big grass carp, Hong Yuan suddenly bit it.
The big grass carp exuded strong red blood, which spread in the water and quickly faded and disappeared.
Then with a flapping sound, the big grass carp jumped in Hong Yuan's teeth like a flashback, and then became motionless.
The taste of the flesh and blood of grass carp is not full of fishy smell as Hong Yuan imagined. On the contrary, it also has a strange fragrance, just like the smell of orange.
Swallow it whole, as if eating a piece of jelly, bouncing around.
It's so sweet that it makes you feel happy.
At the same time, the [Lifespan] and [Qualification] columns on Hong Yuan's panel attributes increased slightly.
Hong Yuan closed his eyes and carefully savored this experience. A beautiful happy smile appeared on his lips involuntarily.
Huo!
Hong Yuan suddenly opened his cold snake eyes, staring at the fish, shrimps, crabs and other aquatic animals in the pond with a sinister look, an inexplicable smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he let out a weird laugh.