Damn little Maotou, you know how to play all day long, but you won’t even let me go back to get some information!
The little parrot said, are you kidding? It's thousands of miles back and forth, do you want to tire me to death?
If you tire me out, you won't have a pet!
If you really miss our brother, then let's go back as soon as possible, okay? It's too hot here in Grandma Te's place. She just grew a thick coat in the north and is ready for the winter, so she comes to this hot ghost place to suffer!
You guys can take off your clothes when you're hot. Can I pluck my hair out when I'm hot?
All I could do was plunge into the sea water, and I was almost bitten by a damn shark that day...but, needless to say, the taste of shark meat was pretty good.
Ling'er said, I just complained to you casually, and you just waited for me with so many words, without any courtesy at all. Believe it or not, I actually plucked all your hair!
Let you be like Li Tanhua.
Xiao Chen finally waited to be interviewed by Li Wanjiang, and he was interviewed alone, and it was also at dusk.
Xiao Yu and others were very nervous, because the emperor rarely met with foreign ministers at night. Could he be harmful to the boss?
Xiao Chen said don't worry, the emperor is planning to treat me to dinner, and also wants to talk to me all night long...
I guess he has thought about it and is preparing for a showdown with me.
It's okay. You should eat and sleep. Keep an eye on those two and don't let them wander around. There are a lot of spies outside our house now.
Xiao Yu said that Li Renzong didn't need to worry. He didn't even need our protection when he went out. A group of Jin Yiwei were following him. As for Angelina, I heard Chen Ming say that they suspected that she was your lover...
Xiao Chen said not to make them suspicious, so he let the wind go and said it was because of my good relationship.
Although your boss and I are eunuchs, we already have a reputation for being romantic, so we are not afraid of their impeachment.
As expected by Xiao Chen, Li Wanjiang ordered someone to prepare a table of royal meals and entertained Xiao Chen in person.
If not for anything else, it’s because I have worked so hard for you in Yanyun for the past few years. I don’t say anything in my mouth, but I know it in my heart. You are already a highly respected minister, and I can’t give you another title. I can only ask
You have a meal and talk about your feelings.
Xiao Chen was naturally so moved that he burst into tears, knelt down and knelt down to worship, choked with sobs and thanked him... After going through a whole set of procedures, he wiped away his tears, apologized and sat down.
Li Wanjiang personally gave Xiao Chen a piece of anchovy with chopsticks, "It's all about other things, but this fish is a tribute they just brought from Jiangdong. It tastes extremely delicious. I like it very much. I love you to try it."
"It's really delicious!" Xiao Chen praised it after eating it. He had never eaten this shad before.
"If you like to eat, eat more. I like it, but I don't dare to eat more because I'm afraid of accumulating food at night. Haha, when I was as young as you, I seemed to be able to eat ten fishes and three big bowls of rice.
, it can’t be done now.” Li Wanjiang sighed and chatted about home affairs.
"I can't help you, I only have this amount of food. Shangguan Qiji said that people have a limited amount of food to eat in this life. The more I eat now, the more I will...have nothing to eat in the future." Xiao Chen said slightly.
The smile was very bitter, reminding Li Wanjiang all the time not to forget that I am a dying person.
"This time the Queen Mother is seriously ill. I have also called in many famous doctors. I might as well ask them to help you, Aiqing, with your consultation later." Li Wanjiang said.
"Thank you Lord for your kindness, but I feel that there is no need to trouble them. I am suffering from a terminal illness that is difficult to treat with acupuncture... I usually don't think about this matter. I just want to do my best in my lifetime to repay the emperor's kindness. I will die.
You can also close your eyes." Xiao Chen said.
"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore. My dear, have you met King Zhongcheng?" Li Wanjiang changed the subject.
"Yes, I met my uncle Duanmu Nanfeng at Prince Zhongcheng's house," Xiao Chen said.
"Well, do you know everything?" Li Wanjiang suddenly asked.
"Your Majesty?" Xiao Chen was stunned. "King Zhongcheng and Duanmu Nanfeng have a close relationship. There are many rumors outside, and I have also heard about it. The matter is so unbearable that I can't tell anyone." Li Wanjiang frowned.
"Oh, I know what the emperor said. I feel that King Zhongcheng did not deliberately conceal the matter. He even discussed it with me. I thought it was nothing. As far as I know, Jiangnan and Minzhou
There are many officials in the county, big and small, and disciples from wealthy families who have this habit." Xiao Chen said.
"I am not a pedantic person, but because of my status as King Zhongcheng, if I cause such a thing, I am afraid that I will be laughed at by the world. He has been in Beijing for so long and the Queen Mother refused to see him, which is why he is annoyed.
"Li Wanjiang pondered for a moment and then said, "But I heard that several of Nanfeng's concubines are pregnant. This matter..."
Xiao Chenxin said, Your Majesty, you can ask whatever you want, you have to go in such a big circle!
Don’t you just want to know if Li Wanyun and Duanmu Nanfeng are in true love?
If they are truly in love, your emperor would be extremely pleased, right?
Because if Li Wanyun has an heir, he will also be a potential threat to you, the emperor.
As long as he doesn't give birth to a son in this life, he will never have any dissatisfaction with you, just as you love me as a eunuch. But what you don't know, Your Majesty, is that I am not actually a eunuch.
"I know about this! It's strange for me to talk about it..." Xiao Chen knew that he and Fatty conspired to leave an heir to Nanfeng in Jiangnan, and they couldn't hide it from Li Wanjiang's eyes and ears. In this case, he might as well be generous.
admit.
Dang even vividly told the story of how he got Nanfeng drunk, gave him medicine, let him sleep with several girls, and finally left an heir to the Duanmu family.
"Hahaha, only you, Aiqing, can think of this plan, and only you can pull it off!" Li Wanjiang listened in rapt attention, first stunned, then surprised, and finally couldn't help laughing.
"Your Majesty, do you think what I did was right? Duanmu Nanfeng should have thanked me? But instead of thanking me, he made me hate him so much that he drew his sword to kill me. Now I see you.
I don’t have a good face yet, so I really can’t explain it to you!” Xiao Chen told the emperor that he was wronged.
"Hahaha, why can't you reason with me? I can make the decision for you on this matter! When I summon him one day, I will definitely scold him!" Li Wanjiang was overjoyed.
So far, the monarch and his ministers have had a pleasant conversation...
"My dear, I plan to send troops to Yizhou, what do you think?" Li Wanjiang finally got down to business. He didn't hide anything and showed his cards.
"Ah?" Xiao Chen was naturally shocked when he heard this. The chopsticks in his right hand fell to the ground, and the rice bowl in his left hand fell off the table!
He had already expected that Li Wanjiang would definitely have a showdown with him tonight, and he had rehearsed it many times in front of the mirror before coming out. This surprised expression must be in place to prevent Li Wanjiang from becoming suspicious at all.
But the expressions are quite good, but the movements are a bit too much, a bit exaggerated.
He hurriedly left the table and knelt on the ground, saying that he was rude before the emperor and deserved death to make up for his lack of acting skills...