"I don't know." Rasputin shook his head in admiration while chewing the canned chicken, "I will fall deeply in love with Yanyun and all of you except Fatty just because of these delicious foods."
"Hey, my dear friend, I'm still here!" the fat man protested.
"I'm not your friend!" Rasputin said angrily, "In fact, when we get to Ross, I will immediately order someone to arrest you and throw you into the ice cellar to stay with those pickles!"
"It will make me sad if you do this." Fatty said sadly, "I didn't even know you didn't love me anymore."
When Angelina and Xiao Chen went to Fengyang, Rasputin did not follow them, but stayed in Changshan. During this period, they all got along very happily. Only this damn fat man was the most annoying. He played a prank every day.
Carrying heavy samples almost drove Rasputin crazy.
To give a simple example, because Rasputin first arrived in Yanyun, the food he ate every day was too good and too greasy, which caused severe constipation. So when he visited the medical hospital, he casually asked the fat man for a pair of laxatives.
eat.
The fat man agreed generously, but did not prescribe laxatives for him. Instead, he took him directly to the operating room, asked him to take general anesthesia, and then guided a few people under the watchful eyes of a group of doctors and nurses.
The new anorectal surgeon performed an operation that made him extremely ashamed.
The operation was so brutal that he still dared not recall it. Sometimes he would wake up from nightmares in the middle of the night, and he could still faintly hear the bursts of ferocious laughter from Fatty and the others...
Before that, they shaved off all the hair on his body. The method was similar to killing a pig and shaving it, which was rough and almost cruel.
Not only did they severely violate his anus and rectum, several new doctors also removed his cecum at the encouragement of the fat man.
Later...then he fainted. God knows what the hateful fat man did to him again?
This operation required him to stay in the medical hospital for seven days before he could go to the ground, and the reason he went there was just because of minor constipation!
But Yan Yun's friends were all very interesting. During his hospitalization, many people came to visit him, including Xu Wenzhou, Tie Kunlun, and Liu Congshu. Among them, the most visited was Liu Mofeng, the Commander-in-Chief of Xuanyi Guard, so that later
When I dream, I always dream of him smiling and having a long chat with me...
Regarding this matter, Fatty can explain it. He said that during the examination, it was discovered that my dear friend, Rasputin, you have many diseases that are very obvious. In the near future, you will definitely
attack.
As a doctor and your best friend, I will just help you cure them all. This is called nip in the bud. From now on, you will never get sick again and you can live at least a hundred years.
Rasputin believed him. Don’t I know my body? You forgot that I also know medical skills. I am not sick at all!
I just can't pull my daddy out, okay? Why don't you stab me with a stick? We are all men, you should know what this means to me...I will never be complete from now on!
The fat man felt sorry for this, and immediately treated him to a meal after he was discharged from the hospital. What he ate was a delicious boiled chicken dish. I have to say that Chinese delicacies are really... but he learned that what he ate was not chicken, but
When eating toad meat, I vomited immediately.
When he asked the fat man why he did this, the fat man still said plausibly, "I didn't lie to you. My dear, this is chicken. You probably don't know that we in China call this frog? If you don't believe me, ask Wenzhou. Look, Wenzhou also says the same thing."
…
Well, since you don’t like chicken, I’ll treat you to dragon meat this time! It should be true this time, because Rasputin also understands Chinese writing, and it’s clearly written on the sign at the door of the restaurant
Bai Bai, our restaurant's specialty "Dragon and Tiger Battle" does indeed contain dragon meat.
But when he finished eating and learned that the so-called dragon was the snake and the tiger was the cat queen, he vomited them all again.
Later, he was lucky enough to taste dried field mice and fried grasshoppers... It was really a treat for every meal, and it was different.
So much so that he simply never ate with the fat man again, so Rasputin didn't actually like all Chinese delicacies and all Yanyun's friends.
But if he knew that while he was in the hospital, Fatty used the incense and told Rose many secrets, then he would definitely kill Fatty...
But it's amazing that even though he keeps saying that he hates fat people the most, he still likes to hang out with him. As long as they don't eat, the two of them can talk and play together.
Of course, there are differences. For example, he particularly disagrees with Fatty's view that he only likes one girl, Qianye Ling.
There are so many beautiful girls in the world, why do you only like one? You actually want to marry her? Oh my God, you must be crazy!
It’s so hard to think about it at such a young age...
"Dear Rasputin, if you really like Yan Yun, just stay there from now on and be a link between me and Angel's deep friendship." Xiao Chen said.
"Of course I'm happy to..." Rasputin was overjoyed and looked at Angelina.
"I can appoint you as my Yanyun secret envoy. From now on, you will be responsible for the contact between me and Xiao Chen." Angelina nodded in agreement.
"Yes, Her Majesty the Queen." Rasputin knew the importance of this Yanyun emissary, which meant that from now on, he would be the Queen's official confidant and no longer a liar.
"I take back what I just said." Rasputin's attitude towards the fat man also changed, "Let us continue our friendship with each other!"
If he stays in Changshan in the future, he must maintain a harmonious relationship with Fatty. Not only can the two brothers eat, drink and have fun together... forget about eating... but they can also make a fortune together!
Doesn't he know how powerful the Queen's Envoy is? In the future, he can completely intervene in bilateral trade. The oil and water in it is as big as the water of Lake Baikal (so much)!
Grand Duke Gavski only made two transactions with Longjiang City, and he already made a lot of money! If this happens in a large amount of trade in the future... don't say anything, Mr. Ouqinhara!
After eating and drinking, everyone was tired and went back to their tents to rest.
Xiao Chen, Fatty, Xiao Ye, Liu Congshu, Wen Chengxu, and Rasputin were in a tent. Xiao Chen didn't know whether he caught a cold or ate too much. In the middle of the night, he suddenly felt a slight pain in his stomach and felt like shit. He couldn't help himself.
.
Friends who have lived in bungalows in the north should know how painful it is to go to the toilet outside in the cold winter weather!
Especially in the wilderness, especially late at night...
Xiao Chen originally thought he could hold it back, but the more you hold it in, the more powerful you become.
After gritting his teeth for a long time, he finally got out of the sleeping bag with strong willpower, got dressed, and asked the fat man who had been whispering to Rasputin, "Are we brothers?"