The brave Valova's eyes were full of fear, my God, they are really here to harm me, and this little girl is a wizard!
If she wasn't a wizard, why would she keep a scary big spider and use magic?
Valova didn't know that what Ling'er used was not magic at all, but just acupuncture.
However, the fat man looked at the Scarlet Blood Sky Spider and fell into deep thought...
"Hey, what's wrong with you?" Ling'er shouted in his ear.
"Why are you shouting so loudly?" Fatty complained, "Aren't I recalling Sister Yunxiu's spell to drive the Sky Spider? She taught me it once and I forgot about it. I remembered it, but you yelled and forgot it again.
, you stupid little girl who has little success but only failure!"
The fat man couldn't remember the spell himself, but he blamed Ling'er.
"Just tell it directly, what spell do you want?" Ling'er said.
"Nonsense, this is a spider, can it understand what I'm saying?" the fat man said angrily.
"Why not? It will understand when I speak." Ling'er said and shouted an order to the little spider, "Hey, little spider, lift up all eight legs for Brother Fat to see!" The eight red-blooded spiders were shining brightly.
Their little eyes stared at Ling'er, motionless.
"Quack, you're kidding." Ling'er laughed, it turned out that she was playing a prank.
It is said that the little spider has eight legs in total. Does it look like that when you lift them all?
"You little girl, are you looking for a beating?" The fat man angrily slapped her little head. They are racking their brains here to think of spells, and you are still fooling around!
"Oh, it's true. I'm not going to lie to you. Just look at it." Ling'er rubbed her head and said to the little spider, "Lift up your left front leg. It's your left leg, not mine, because I
The left side of is your right side...see if it understands?"
As expected, the little spider raised his left leg, which shocked us fat people. Damn it, is this okay?
"Of course, you're saying that someone lied to you!" Ling'er said, "Listen, little spider, my fat brother wants your help, so you just listen to him, okay? Nod if you understand."
Under the dumbfounded gaze of the fat man, the little spider actually bent its front legs and nodded.
"Oh..." The fat man was stunned for a while and suddenly realized that this little girl was very spiritual. The Red Blood Sky Spider followed her and absorbed her spirituality, so it could understand human speech.
The little parrot's spirituality is getting stronger and stronger, and it is also the blessing of the little girl...
Tsk tsk tsk, it turns out that my sister is a real treasure!
I must make good use of her in the future...
Come here and let me kiss you. My sister is getting more and more beautiful. Brother, you are becoming more and more pleasing to me. I really love you.
Ling'er said, don't do this. If you agree to share my gold coins, you can't lose even one of my gold coins, otherwise I will still steal yours!
If this Valova is cured this time, you must share with me any benefits!
I helped...
"Brother, I'm just hurting you, what's the point of anything else!" Fatty scolded, "Don't worry, I won't miss any of the gold coins I promised you. Let's not talk anymore. It's more important to treat illnesses and save people. Little Spider, listen to my orders!"
To be sure, first of all, let me ask Little Spider, do you know that girl has something in her belly?
The little spider nodded.
So can you do it?
The little spider nodded.
Very good, very good. Go in and catch it for me. Remember, if you want it alive, you must not kill it. Otherwise, I will kill you. Do you understand?
The little spider nodded with impatience. This damn fat man talks a lot!
And you don’t dare to kill me. My former and subsequent masters are your elder sister and younger sister respectively. You can’t afford to offend me!
Not to mention the little spider's heart was filled with oss, but it really had to fulfill its mission. Seeing that the fat man had nothing to say, even under Valova's horrified eyes, he crawled all the way into her mouth and directly into her belly...
That is to say, she can't speak now, otherwise she would definitely beg Fatty and Ling'er to kill her directly!
"How come Valova, a brave girl like you, is still afraid of spiders?" the fat man asked.
Valova could not answer, she could only narrow her eyes and glare at him.
"Ling'er!" The fat man scolded Ling'er again, "I asked you to tap her acupoints, but who asked you to tap her dumb acupoints? Please untie them as soon as possible!"
"Then you didn't tell me earlier." Ling'er acted too quickly and clicked all the buttons. Sure enough, she came over and untied Valova's mute point, and Valova burst into tears.
"Why are you crying? This is to treat your illness." Ling'er was quite surprised, shouldn't you be laughing?
"I'm afraid of spiders, and spiders got into my belly!" Valova kept crying, saying in her heart that feelings don't get into your belly, and it doesn't hurt to stand and talk!
"Huh? It's really weird. A calm person like you is afraid of spiders, and someone as bold as my brother is also afraid of spiders. Spiders are so cute, why are they afraid of spiders?" Ling'er couldn't understand this.
"He's so courageous!" Fatty said, "He's the one who's as timid as a mouse. He's still so small-minded. He drank my urine last time, and he still remembers it! Ling'er, be fair, then
Am I not trying to save him?"
"That's not true. Not only did my brother scold you, but Xiangqin Qianye and the others also scolded you in private. But girls, I'm not happy to hear that. Fat brother, you acted in a hurry just to save them.
Yes, it’s not right for them to scold others even if they don’t appreciate it. If it were me, I wouldn’t blame you.”
Ling'er wasn't there at the time and didn't drink the fat man's urine, so he didn't feel pain in his back while standing and talking.
"My sister understands the truth!" The fat man was delighted, "Just tell me, fat brother, my urine is also a good medicine! If you urinate in the grass, ginseng will grow, if you urinate in the mountains, Ganoderma lucidum will grow, if you urinate in the river, the fish in it will grow."
Are you bragging about your success?"
The two brothers chatted happily, but Valova was shocked to hear it. Oh my god, he must not be a doctor, he must be a wizard!
To cure diseases and save people, we don’t use medicine, but use urine!
Also using scary big spiders...
"My stomach hurts!" Suddenly I felt pain in my abdomen like a knife, and I couldn't help but cry out.
"It's okay." The fat man took a sip of tea and said, "It's the little spider who is showing off his power to catch the evil thing. It seems that the evil thing is quite powerful. It has been so long and he hasn't caught it yet..."
"I...do I really still have something in my stomach?" Valova wanted to distract herself by chatting, but her attention was always in her stomach.
"Well, that's the root of the problem." Fatty said.
"What is that?" Valova became curious again. "You will know when I catch it later." The fat man didn't say anything, so it must be a scary thing!
"Quack!" Valova suddenly screamed strangely.
"Huh? What's that noise?" Ling'er's little ears stood up and he pawed around, "It seems to be a frog. Where are there any frogs in this winter?"
"Quack quack!" Valova's mouth suddenly opened wide, but it turned out to be the sound she made!
"Ah, Valova, you turned out to be the frog princess!" Ling'er made a fuss.