"I told you not to put your arms around my waist but you still do it, what will it look like when so many people see it!" After sitting down in a small restaurant in front of the university hall, Qianye Ling, as usual, had to quarrel with the fat man first.
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"What should I do if I fall while you are riding so fast?" The fat man asked the store owner, "I didn't eat well last night because I didn't sleep well. Add a beef sausage and two fried eggs for me!"
Yes, Fatty is also such a rogue when ordering food.
Qianye Ling really hated herself for thinking wrongly. In fact, it was because she had been with the fat man for too long. She now understood many things that she didn't understand at first!
Sausage was actually invented by Xiao Chen. At that time, he accidentally saw the chef throwing away all the small intestines when killing sheep and feeding them to the dogs. He felt it was a pity, so he criticized them.
Everyone said it was too difficult to clean, and there wasn't much left after cleaning, and it tasted so bitter that it was impossible to eat it.
Xiao Chen said that it can't be wasted. You can clean it, fill it with some minced meat, add more seasonings and salt, and then hang it up to dry. Not only can it be stored for a long time, but it also has a unique flavor. Let me tell you.
The boss casually said that was an order. After hearing the news, Liu Datou immediately ordered someone to fill some intestines according to the boss's instructions. After drying and cooking, it turned out to have a unique and dry taste!
After everyone tasted it, they all praised it and praised Liu Datou as the God of Cookery. The God of Cookery was so happy that he thought about it and developed various flavors of sausages, sausages, sausages, and blood sausages...
Xiao Chen turned around and forgot about it. When he ate the sausage, he remembered that he could open a sausage processing factory, but it was too late.
Because Liu Datou likes to brag too much and shows off. He brags to everyone about how delicious the sausages he has developed are. When people ask him for the recipe, he generously tells them all. As a result, there are now sausage processing factories all over the city.
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Things were already like this, and Xiao Chen couldn't compete with the common people for business, so he had no choice but to give up.
"By the way, why are you arguing with Brother Xiao again?" Qianye Ling was gossiping while eating wontons.
"It's not a quarrel, it's just that he is stingy and mistook my kindness for nothing!" said the fat man.
"Humph, you don't have any good intentions!" Qianye Ling laughed.
"You're really kind. Xiao Chen is a eunuch, you know?" the fat man said.
"I know, what's the matter?" Of course Qianye Ling knows, who doesn't know this?
"I can help him become a normal man again." Fatty whispered.
"Ah?" Qianye Ling covered her mouth in surprise, "Is this okay?"
"If others can't do it, you, fat brother, can do it." The fat man said proudly.
"But then..." Qianye Ling still couldn't ask what to do.
"Look at this sausage, it's like that job." The fat man used the half-eaten sausage as an analogy. "It's a bit shorter now, but you just need to put a new layer of casing on it, and then sew it up with gut thread."
Once it's up, it's a complete root again."
"Aren't you disgusting?" Qianye Ling's pretty face turned red instantly, she snatched half of the sausage from the fat man's hand and threw it directly to the ground.
"If you are afraid of nausea, then don't be a doctor." Fatty said, "This may sound strange to you, but have you thought about Xiao Chen, the eunuchs, and the people who lost Jiji due to injuries?
Can you understand their despair and pain? Can you feel their hurt and sadness?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. You're right. I lost my temper. Can you really help Brother Xiao?" Qianye Ling felt that with his own situation, he would never be able to catch up with the fat man in front of him.
This fat man makes people angry when he is not serious, but when he is serious, he is really serious.
"Yes, I can help him, but this is only my subjective wish at the moment. It also depends on Xiao Chen's objective conditions. In short, it is a very, very troublesome matter. Even I am not completely sure." Fatty.
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"But what to do..." Qianye Ling knew that as a girl, she shouldn't ask, but she couldn't help but feel curious.
If the person in front of her was someone else, she would definitely kill him without asking, but the fat man would have no problem.
"I have a class today, and I'm about to talk about this. If you're free, come and sit in. I happen to have a few Japanese students, and their Chinese is not very good. You can also help me do it.
Translation. "The fat man is not only the dean of the medical school, but also the dean of the university's medical school.
He is as busy as a madman, so he only has ten classes every month. This time he went out and was delayed a lot. He has nothing to do today, so he has to make up for it.
Fatty's class is always overcrowded. By the time Qianye Ling comes over, the room is already full and people are standing everywhere. There is no place to stand!
"Because the content of the class we are teaching today is relatively obscure and contains many medical terms, I am afraid that the people from Japan may not understand it, so I specially invited Teacher Qianye Ling to help translate. Everyone applauded and welcomed me!" Fatty said!
He waved to Qianye Ling, asked her to come to the podium, and gave her his chair.
You damn fat man, no one noticed me originally, why do you have to yell so loudly? I really hate you!
Qianye Ling scolded him in her heart, but she had to put on a smile, walked up to him, bowed to him, and glared at the fat man fiercely while turning her back to the warm applause and cheers of the students.
The fat man stared feeling refreshed.
I picked up the chalk and drew something like that on the blackboard. Because the drawing was too big and out of proportion, no one could figure out what it was for a while.
Only Qianye Ling lowered his head, blushed, bit his lips and secretly regretted that he really shouldn't have come...
"Dean Shangguan, isn't this... a man's organ?" The first person who saw it was a female classmate, so he asked you if it was weird?
"The answer is correct. This female classmate has very good eyesight." As soon as the fat man finished speaking, the whole room burst into laughter.
Qianye Ling lowered his head and looked for a crack in the ground, but there was none.
"What's so funny, gentlemen?" The fat man didn't laugh, "You should be ashamed that you didn't recognize it. You are all medical students and don't understand the most basic organ structure of the human body. This is a big mistake.
joke!"
Everyone's laughter stopped suddenly.
"Now, which classmate can come up and draw me a rough diagram of the blood vessels inside this organ?" The fat man looked majestically at all living beings.
The students who are qualified to listen to the fat man's lectures are all with a certain medical level, which is equivalent to the current graduate students, so as soon as the fat man finished speaking, someone immediately volunteered.
The fat man just folded his arms and watched silently. When he was silent and serious, he was really different from usual.
Whenever this happened, Qianye Ling was willing to look at him twice more.
Even the back view looks so majestic.
Don't tell me, as long as I don't look at my face, I, the fat man, can actually get by with it.