"You tell me what this thing is!" Xiao Chen couldn't tolerate the fat man's characteristic of always showing off no matter where he was.
"If it's that thing, forget it. If it's not, you guys will laugh at it." The fat man said with a smile, "Whether it is, we'll find out in the evening."
Damn it, he tricked me again!
First set up a team to catch monsters. The fat man named himself the captain and asked everyone who would like to join?
Seeing everyone staring at him dumbfounded and speechless, he had no choice but to take the initiative to call his name, "Xiao Chen, you should be the deputy captain. Ling'er, Xiao Ye, Xinjier, Aguta, everyone will listen to my command."
"Qianye." Li Zhixian quietly pulled Qianye Ling's sleeve. She also wanted to join in because it felt like a very fun thing.
"Zhixian and I also signed up." Qianye Ling raised his hand.
"Okay, take it, but you don't have to do anything, just follow me and be considered an observer." The fat man agreed happily.
It can be seen that there must be no danger in this operation, and even if there is, it is very small, otherwise Fatty would not be able to let his beloved Chiba and timid Li Zhixian participate.
"Brother Xiao, Brother Fatty can still catch monsters?" Xinjier's admiration for Fatty is like a torrential river, it is endless.
"He should be able to do it." Xiao Chenxin said that he was terrible at catching monsters, but he was pretty good at it!
However, Fatty has officially begun to make...preparations for catching monsters.
Order, find twenty brave and skilled warriors, prepare swords, guns, swords and halberds, axes, axes, hooks and forks, hammers and meteors...
No? Then scimitars, spears, bows and arrows can only deal with the problem.
You always have a net, right? No? Then just use a fishing net.
Find another twenty girls with hot bodies and beautiful faces to join the action...
Why? The mountain man has his own wonderful uses, why can't he tell you about them?
Even if I tell you, you don’t understand!
Why are you talking so much nonsense? Otherwise you should be the captain of this monster hunting team!
I also ordered you to quickly fetch some mutton livers, chop them into pieces, add honey, bake them over fire, and then grind them into powder. The finer the better!
Another life...
"By the way, bring some shovels and hoes. This is very important. Don't forget it." The fat man finally warned.
What are you going to do? We are going to catch monsters, not dig for medicine!
"We are here to catch monsters. The time is tight, the tasks are heavy, the risks are high, the difficulty is high, the crises are many, and life and death are unpredictable." The fat man said gloomily, "If any brother or sister is unfortunately killed, we will dig a hole and bury them on the spot.
Rest in peace."
Xiao Chenxin said, I heard your nonsense!
After he finished his instructions, he pulled him into the tent and asked, "What on earth are you doing?"
"What the hell are you doing catching monsters?" the fat man said with a smile.
"Fart, are there any people who can catch monsters like this?" Xiao Chen said angrily, "You kid doesn't know how to catch monsters at all!"
Let me ask you first what the hell is that lamb liver fried with honey? Don’t say it’s expensive to eat with it.
"I told you that you don't understand, but you still have to ask." The fat man said, "Monsters can change and become invisible. If you don't pay attention, they will slip away. With this, you don't have to be afraid. When the time comes, you can just go to them."
Once it is sprinkled on his body, it will be difficult for him to escape."
"I'm asking you because I don't understand. Does mutton liver have this kind of magical function?" Xiao Chen was dubious. He knew that mutton liver was edible and tasted pretty good.
"You just know how to eat it! Didn't you know that sheep liver is also a traditional Chinese medicine? It can replenish blood and heat, nourish the liver and improve eyesight. As the saying goes, the dog's precious kidney, the cow's gallbladder, the tiger's bone, the chicken's crown, the donkey's whip...sheep's precious eyes!"
Therefore, in ancient times, to ward off evil spirits and catch demons, one had to grind sheep liver into powder to clear human eyesight and see ghosts, but the methods were different and each had its own magical effect."
The fat man really made a point, and it did make sense.
Since ancient times, medicine has the same origin. In the past, there was no such thing as medical skill, only witchcraft. Those who treated diseases and saved people were also witch doctors, so they were also called witch doctors.
The treatment methods used are also extremely weird, and they always involve ghosts and gods, so the witch doctors are more or less skilled in magic.
Many of them are still used today. For example, if a child has a convulsion, the adults in the family will post a piece of paper on the street that says, "Emperor of Heaven, Emperor of Earth, there is a night cryer in my family. Gentlemen in the past will recite it once, and it will last until they sleep."
Sleep until daylight!'
You won’t believe it yet, but sometimes it really works.
The boundary between witchcraft and medicine is actually very blurry.
Just like Fatty used the Red Blood Sky Spider to help Valova remove the evil little frog from her body. Is this considered medical skill or witchcraft?
It is also difficult to define.
So the fat man also knows a little bit of witchcraft. You can also say it is magic or mysticism.
All in all, it's quite mysterious.
"Then what do you want the hoe to do? Is the monster still in the hole and needs to be dug out?" Xiao Chen asked again. He didn't believe it was used to bury people.
"Hehe, let me tell you, the monster might still be in the field. We have to throw him out later... Come on, I can't bear to see you in such a panic, so I'll just tell you, come on, I
I guess the one who did this is not a monster, but an elf." The fat man said.
What is the difference between monsters and elves?
"Monsters generally refer to animals, and elves are mostly plants. As the saying goes, a hundred years of Ganoderma lucidum turns into a fairy, a thousand years of wild ginseng turns into a human being, and a thousand years of mountain spirit turns into a dog! Do you know what a mountain spirit is? That's..." the fat man explained.
"Mountain spirit? Isn't it Polygonum multiflorum?" Xiao Chen asked curiously.
"You can teach me how to answer this question! Yes, Polygonum multiflorum multiflorum will turn into a hairless white dog after ten thousand years. In fact, it is not a dog, it just looks similar to a dog. Thousand-year-old ginseng has charming properties, and Polygonum multiflorum multiflorum of ten thousand years can extract the essence and blood.
His behavior is no different from that of a monster. Since we have encountered it, we must eliminate it for the people!" the fat man said righteously.
When he checked the symptoms of the five young people, he was actually a little suspicious that the ten thousand-year-old Shouwu was responsible. When he heard the soldier said that he saw a white dog, he was basically sure. He was happy in his heart, but he didn't say anything.
Put on a show.
I'm just a little confused about how this ten thousand-year-old Shouwu could grow in such a cold northern region. Generally speaking, they all grow in the Central Plains or south, and very few in the north.
But maybe it's because he grew up here that he was safe for thousands of years, otherwise he might have been found long ago.
The basic functions of Polygonum multiflorum are to nourish the liver and kidneys, replenish essence and blood, and blacken beard and hair. The effects of Polygonum multiflorum multiflorum are more than that...
After all, this thing is a bit evil. Ginseng is charming. It is for self-protection. He takes the essence and blood, but in order to nourish himself, he also hurts people's lives.
No wonder the fat man is filled with righteous indignation and wants to eliminate harm for the people.
"Ten thousand-year Polygonum multiflorum is quite valuable, right?" Xiao Chen said coldly.
"That's not very valuable." The fat man grinned, "It's just an ordinary medicinal material."
"Really? Then if you catch him, can you give it to me?" Xiao Chen said.
"Don't make trouble!" said the fat man, "I have to use it to make medicine to save people. Later, when I refine it into pills, I can give you two pills. It will guarantee that you will not grow old, your appearance will last forever, and you will not be able to win the golden gun."
On the contrary, one pillar can hold up the sky...hehehehe!"