Dean Shangguan actually wanted to compose a poem in public, and everyone applauded enthusiastically and listened attentively.
"Fat guy, you're almost a kid. What Bai Qing said makes sense. These guys are all unforgiving. If you make a fool of yourself today, they will have lots of tricks to make fun of you! Do you want me to find you a job?
Can we finish the steps quickly?"
Xiao Chen didn't know if Fatty could compose poetry, but with his pretentious temperament, he had never done it before, so he probably couldn't.
As we all know, you can't offend anyone if you offend a literary person. These guys never use bad words when swearing or hurting others. They may write poems or compositions, and they may even write a novel to ridicule you!
This will leave you with eternal infamy. Do you think you are joking?
Just like Cao Cao is obviously a hero, but he is always written as a traitor. Zhou Lang is obviously a hero, but he is always written as a joke. The person who killed Yang Jiye was obviously Wang Qian, but he had to be planted on Pan Mei's head.
, it was clearly Zhao Gou who killed Yue Fei, but he had to blame Qin Hui.
These are all lessons from history!
Teach us not to provoke literati...
"Chiba, your fat guy can still compose poetry?" Kudo Nako in the audience whispered to Chiba Ling.
"I've never seen him do it before." Qianye Ling was extremely puzzled. Fatty was very capable, knew a lot, and knew a lot, but his talent in poetry had never been revealed before.
They rarely write!
The prescriptions he wrote were all written with dragons and snakes flying around, like ghosts drawing talismans. No one except the people in his medical hospital could understand it, but he called it cursive writing. What kind of cursive writing? It was just scrawling!
"Then he is going to be in a bad situation today. These students from the School of Liberal Arts are the worst. They are the best at arranging people with articles!" Nako Kudo said.
"Damn Fatty, people go crazy. The more people there are, the crazier he becomes!" Qianye Ling couldn't go on stage to stop him at this moment, so she could only clench her fists to be angry with him and worry about him.
"Why do you want to go down the steps? Do you really think that Fatty, I can't recite poetry? I can't recite poetry, but I can also write lyrics..." The fat man said, his voice suddenly became louder, "Please give me a poetry plaque and set it up."
Come up with the topic, otherwise it will seem like you have already done it, and you will not be wise at all!"
While talking, he winked at Xiao Chen and silently recited countless Qinyuan Chunxue...
You damn fat man!
Xiao Chen was happy at that time. After bragging for a long time, it turns out that you want to plagiarize my poems, you kid! But I didn’t make these poems in the first place. I plagiarized others, and you plagiarized me. It doesn’t count.
What, after all, there are a lot of articles in the world.
It was snowing in Yanyun two days ago. Xiao Chen suddenly felt something and recited the song "Qinyuan Spring Snow". The fat man heard it and praised it greatly. He praised it and asked him to recite it several times.
Now this kid wants to take the opportunity to show off.
As a brother, if Xiao Chen doesn't cooperate with him, Fatty might really not be able to get off the stage. The brother will lose face, and his own face will not have any luster.
So he said loudly, "New Year's Day has passed, everything is renewed, and the campus of our university is full of spring and warm. Let's use Qinyuanchun as a word sign and ask Dean Shangguan to write a poem for everyone to say, okay?
"
He had to speak quickly because he was afraid that students from the School of Liberal Arts would be passive if they came up with other word cards.
The boss and the boss said so, and naturally everyone cheered loudly.
"That's all, it's Qin Yuanchun, so what's the topic?" the fat man asked happily.
"Although spring is coming and the heavy snow has not disappeared, let's use snow as the theme. What does Dean Shangguan think?" Xiao Chen said cooperatively.
"Oh, Xiao Chen is in trouble!" The fat man expressed his shock, "Since ancient times, everyone has written about this snow. Now you ask me to write it, but there are no good words to use."
There were boos below.
"Then let's just do it." The fat man stood up, paced back and forth on the stage with his head lowered and his hands behind his back, as if in deep thought.
There was silence below.
Suddenly, the fat man raised his head, looked far-reachingly at the southwest mountains, and said in a deep and emotional tone, "The scenery of the North, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow..."
Yeah? All the students in the audience were surprised when they heard this. These first two sentences are not bad at all.
Could he really be able to write lyrics?
"Looking inside and outside the Yanyun, there is nothing but vastness; the white dragons are rising and falling, suddenly they are surging, the mountains are dancing with silver snakes, and the original galloping wax figures are trying to compete with the heavens!" The fat man's voice suddenly changed from deep to passionate, which made everyone feel energetic.
I was shocked! But then I was frustrated, "It's a clear day, and it's especially charming to see the red clothes and plain clothes."
There was silence under the stage, and there was also silence on the stage. Not only was Ye Baiqing dumbfounded with his mouth wide open and unable to close it, but even the old man couldn't help but look at him with admiration.
As expected, Fatty is very secretive!
"There are so many beauties in the country..." The fat man suddenly sighed and recited an eternal famous line.
Ah! Lin Ruoxu got goosebumps all over his body when he heard this sentence. He subconsciously cheered loudly and clapped hard. The applause soon became a continuous one. This time the applause was extremely warm, and the sound shook the school inside and outside!
But suddenly I heard the fat man let out another long roar! Like a dragon flying across the sky, all the snow on the pine trees nearby fell and floated all over the garden.
"The country is so beautiful that it attracts countless heroes to bow their waists!" The voice of this sentence drowned out the thunderous applause.
So let alone whether the fat man can compose poetry, his inner strength is really strong.
"I cherish Xiaosheng's Congshu, which is slightly inferior to his literary talent. Bai Qing and Wenzhou are slightly less charming..." The fat man's eyes slowly glanced at Zhuge Xiaosheng, Liu Congshu, Ye Baiqing, and Xu Wenzhou.
Several people had different expressions.
Zhuge Xiaosheng put his hands on his hands and smiled, Liu Congshu looked astonished, Ye Baiqing's face turned earthy, and Xu Wenzhou was dumbfounded...
They probably didn't expect Fatty to write himself into the poem. Although this was not a compliment, it didn't seem to have any derogatory meaning.
It's a very strange feeling.
"A genius of a generation, Wanyan Pingqiu!" The fat man raised his head again and pointed to the sky, "I only know how to bend the bow and shoot the giant eagle!"
"It's all over, let's count the famous people, let's look at the present!"
Including Lin Ruoxu and the other students from the School of Liberal Arts, everyone was deeply impressed by Fatty, because if we talk about this poem alone, it is simply not inferior to Xiao Chen!
Especially the last sentence, 'If you count the famous people, look at the present day!'
This is clearly talking about us. It’s so inspiring.
Zhuge Xiaosheng, Liu Congshu, Ye Baiqing, and Xu Wenzhou are all at the level of boss Yanyun, and Wanyan Pingqiu is even more legendary, and they are all idols of everyone!
Even if the fat man compares them with the big guys, it is simply an honor, but how dare he say that they are inferior, slightly inferior, and just ignorant?
But it sounds really exciting!
Because I feel that one day I will become someone like them, and even worse!
There is a surge of blood in the chest, and the excitement cannot subside for a long time...