"How about raising a son to protect you in old age?" Xiao Chen teased, "Why don't you accept me as your godfather? I see that you are quite filial."
"I am actually unfilial. I have been passed down to only three generations, but when it came to my generation, I lost all the family influence. Even if I die, I will not be able to see my parents. Haha, as long as you can let me have a son, I will call you grandpa."
That's okay." Gong Shouli sighed.
"Old Gong, it's not that I don't want to help, it's just that the risk factor is too great and the chance of success is too small." Xiao Chen saw his gloomy look and was too embarrassed to joke with him.
"What you're talking about is bullshit! Isn't your kid doing well now?" Gong Shouli said angrily.
"I know martial arts, have you forgotten?" Xiao Chen said, "My level of martial arts can barely survive, but it's even more difficult for you, an ordinary person. In addition, it takes you longer to cleanse yourself than me, so the surgery
The success rate is also very low. If you are just waiting for me, that's fine. But if you are killed by me..."
"Do I have a shitty identity? I'm just a slave like you!" Gong Shouli said, "Besides, I asked you voluntarily. It would be best if I could succeed. If I die because of this, I won't blame you."
"You don't blame me, but can the emperor spare me?" Xiao Chen said, "Although we are all slaves, you, a slave, are treated more favorably by the emperor than me, a slave."
"Of course I will tell the emperor first, you don't have to worry about this." Gong Shouli wanted to fight for his life or death.
"But Lao Gong, have you ever thought about what you will do in the future if you stop being a eunuch?" Xiao Chen said.
"Who said I won't be a eunuch?" Gong Shouli said, "I am the chief eunuch of the Chief of Ceremonies, who only serves the emperor. I don't go to the inner palace for leisure, so what does it matter? Besides, it's not respectable to be like this.
How can you still go around shouting like a fool like you? This is so embarrassing!"
"What the hell, is this okay?" Xiao Chen was shocked.
"I can do it, but you can't." Gong Shouli said, "Your kid had a misunderstanding with the concubines in the harem before. Now that you have that thing, it is impossible for you to stay in the palace.
And your position as the boss of the bullshit Nishinomiya Editorial Factory should also be abolished."
"Don't talk nonsense, how can I do this!" Xiao Chen felt guilty and blushed slightly.
"What would you do if you did? You were a eunuch at that time. It was just a matter of turning a blind eye and turning a blind eye. There was a jingle in the palace that said Xia Qingdan, Shang barbaric, Qin short-lived, Song Nose, and Han were confused.
, Zhou is sloppy...ah! You can hear these words, but don't spread them blindly!" Gong Shouli regretted after saying this.
"Others can just turn a blind eye. You kid wanted to torture me to death at that time. Why don't you use this as an inducement to report my cunning to the emperor?" Xiao Chen asked.
"If you are not deaf or blind, it is the same as being an emperor. There are some things that he can only pretend to be confused. Otherwise, if something scandalous is found out, who will lose his face? Besides, eating has been a thing in the palace since ancient times.
, that is simply impossible to prohibit, we are all eunuchs, why don’t we understand?" Gong Shouli said.
"Damn it, old Gong, I didn't notice that you are still a sensible person." Xiao Chen said with a smile.
"Just pretend to be confused because you understand." Gong Shouli said, "With so many concubines in the harem, do you keep an eye on them every day? Why do you think you live too long? Just like that Zhang Juer, was she pregnant with a wild girl that year?
Planted it? In the end, it was you who covered it up. Don’t look at me like that, I know everything and I’ll tell you!”
"That has nothing to do with me, it's all the Queen Mother's opinion." Xiao Chen was talking nonsense, giving him a dead end without any proof.
"This has nothing to do with me. You should stop talking nonsense. I just want to ask you, can you help me?" Gong Shouli said.
"Help, yes, it's not impossible. Who can't ask for help? They're all real friends..." Seeing Gong Shouli glaring at him, Xiao Chen quickly smiled and said, "I mean, even if I say this, it doesn't count."
, I will discuss with the doctors at the medical hospital when I go back to see if your old Gong can be operated on in this situation?"
It sounds like he agreed, but there is a condition, that is, he has to wait until he goes back. If he can't go back, then nothing can be mentioned.
"You mean what you say!" Gong Shouli still believed Xiao Chen, because Xiao Chen had no need to help, and there was no need to say such words to deal with him.
"Do you think I'm the same as you? I can suck back my farts. I always mean what I say, and spitting on the ground is like a nail!" Xiao Chen said.
"Okay, okay, you speak more forcefully than I fart, right?" Gong Shouli grinned and raised his glass, "Come on, let's go!"
"I'm not in the mood." Xiao Chen put down the cup he picked up. Whatever happened, he was still in the mood to drink with you.
"What the hell are you still afraid of death?" Gong Shouli expressed surprise.
"Who the hell is not afraid of death!" Xiao Chen said angrily.
"People are afraid of death and don't do anything. You kid has always been seeking death. Logically speaking, you should have died a long time ago. You should be glad that you are dead now." Gong Shouli said with a smile.
"Are you talking human language? Why the hell won't I help you?" Xiao Chen said he was very angry.
"Okay, okay, are you kidding me? Good people don't live long. Why do you have to worry about this disaster? I don't think you're going to die yet!" Gong Shouli said, "If the emperor wants to do this,
If he kills you, will he give you wine? If the emperor doesn’t want you to die, you can’t die even if you want to!”
"Seriously, Ang Lao Gong, don't you doubt that I am the great rebel of the Tianxuan Society, the former crown prince Zhu Yuanqi?" Xiao Chen asked seriously.
"You are suspicious, I see you are a kid, otherwise why wouldn't you dare to take off your pants in front of me?" Gong Shouli said with a smile.
"Don't make trouble, I'm telling you the truth!" Xiao Chen said seriously.
"It doesn't matter to me whether I know who you are. What's important is that I know who I am." Gong Shouli said, "I am the eunuch in charge of the ceremony. I only serve the emperor. I will do whatever the emperor asks me to do."
, I will think whatever the Emperor tells me to think, and nothing else is under my control."
"The more sage the emperor is, the more idiotic his slaves have to be. Just like you, Xiao Chen. Now you admit that you are Zhu Yuanqi in front of me. I also think you are Zhu Yuanqi, but it is useless. In the end, the emperor has to make the decision. In other words
In other words, if the Emperor thinks you are, then you are. If the Emperor thinks you are not, then you are not. If you are not, then you are not."
Gong Shouli's cultural level was not high, and his speech was not level, but Xiao Chen understood it and expressed great admiration for Gong Shouli's wisdom.
They are the ones who specialize in being slaves!
He was very favored by Li Wanjiang, and he seemed to be proud of his favor. If anyone offended him, he would sue and slander him in front of the emperor.
The emperor helped him vent his anger, and he was very happy and proud; the emperor scolded him for being stupid and mean, and he became frightened and pissed off.
He took his characteristic of having no ambitions and being a villain to achieve his goals to the extreme.