Chapter 1237 If you don’t go crazy, you’ll get old
Not only did the melon-eaters form a large circle, but even the passing cars and horses stopped one after another.
People couldn't squeeze in, so they stood on the carriage shaft and watched from a distance, either cursing, laughing, lamenting the inadequacy of people's hearts, being incompetent, envious, jealous, applauding, or applauding.
It's a loud shout...
However, Xiao Chen and Dan Qiu reunited after a long absence, and it was the first time they were intimate outside the palace. In the excitement of passion, they were both a little carried away. They only focused on kissing, and did not even notice that the people around them were surrounded, or even if they were aware of them.
Don't care either.
'Crazy hugs and kisses that don't require a break, don't require breathing air, don't require the audience on the street to stay away, in the snow, cars fly by, passers-by on the street pass by, traffic lights rush by, the only ones left are you and me...
…'
'Tighten a pair of arms, hug you tightly, stick to your skin through the blue cloth shirt, ignore all the accusations around you, love sincerely, we should kiss to death!'
'Let the universe collapse, the world become a wasteland, the sun and the moon break into meteorites, and we will kiss each other until every century...'
According to the fat man's later recollection, if he had not arrived in time and forcibly took the two away, these two shameless people would have kissed until dawn!
At that time, the onlookers were so crowded that they were on three levels inside and three levels out. Even the soldiers and cavalrymen who came to see the situation after hearing the news couldn't squeeze in.
Xiao Chen, you can't be so shameless!
Xiao Chen's explanation for this is that if he doesn't go crazy, he will get old...
After being caught by the desperate fat man that night, the two of them dumped the fat man and went crazy in Fengyang City hand in hand for a whole night. They said they visited all the major brothels in Fengyang City and drank.
He drank two or three kilograms of wine, overturned tables three or four times, kicked down five or six doors, escaped from orders seven or eight times, and beat up dozens of people.
Finally, he ran to a ruined temple and slept together with a group of beggars. When he woke up the next morning, he invited the beggars to have breakfast before leaving Murong Dan with red eyes and aching body.
Qiu sent him back to the palace.
This is what Xiao Chen can remember, and he has forgotten more details. Anyway, we were both very happy at the time, and that was enough.
After a long sleep, I felt refreshed when I woke up. Where is Xiao Yu? You are here to do business with me!
Seeing Xiao Yu with red eyes and yawning, he was very dissatisfied. What did you do last night and you are so depressed? Why is your face so bruised? Did you go to a brothel or become a thief? Hahaha...
…
Xiao Yu glared at him and pursed his lips in silence.
Yeah? How are you looking at your boss?
Xiao Yuxin said, "What's going on? You don't know what's going on, boss?" You and the Queen went out to do something last night, and my brothers and I stayed with you all night!
It's not me who visits brothels and commits robberies, but you and the Queen, a pair of great couple!
You guys are really good. You were able to cause so many troubles this night. If my brothers and I hadn't followed behind to wipe your butts, would your boss still be here?
He had been captured and locked up by the Soldiers and Horses Division a long time ago!
By the way, the two of you have even beaten up people from the Army and Horse Department. It’s okay for your boss to fight. I never thought that such a noble, delicate and gentle person as the Queen could actually scratch people!
But after all, she is a disciple of the Murong family, and she has the blood of a descendant of the world, so she will really help her when something happens.
You didn’t just smash up brothels, you also smashed up four or five hotels, and five or six street stalls. Because Murong Danqiu wanted to eat dried fruits and pastries, you also smashed up a candy store and pastry shop, and robbed a lot of them.
The preserved fruit pastries come out.
You ask me how my face was broken? She scratched it! We didn’t dare to stop you anymore because of it, so we could only watch the two of you walking, smashing and beating...
You guys slept soundly in your relationship in the ruined temple, but our brothers stayed alive all night outside.
It's not a big deal if your boss occasionally gets drunk and beats up people and smashes stores, but you can't do it with Murong Danqiu!
She is a queen!
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!" Xiao Chen insisted, "You are talking nonsense! Your boss, I will never do that kind of thing!"
"More than a dozen of us brothers have seen it with our own eyes..." Xiao Yu's nose was so angry that he was crooked, but you still don't admit it!
"Shut up!" Xiao Chen said loudly, "What are you doing? Send someone to find Qian Zhen and tell him that his death date has come. We will go to the Ministry of Punishment to wait for him and finish his matter as soon as possible."
However, Xiao Chen has serious business.
Xiao Yuxin said that the relationship is good. Go to the Criminal Department to interrogate you, boss. It is best to bring the queen with you and have a good interrogation of the bad things you two did last night. My brothers and I will definitely testify in court.
of.
Put you both in the Ministry of Punishment Prison and let us brothers rest for a few days.
The Criminal Department is quite lively. Shao Wenzhao, Yu Changlin, Wu Fazheng, Qian Yi, and Zuo Sizhong are all here. The case is about to be concluded. Several people got together to discuss drafting a report. Before reporting, they had to be reviewed by Xiao Chen. Now he is here.
Just take a look directly.
"It's enough for a few adults to make plans, what else can I do for my little brother?" Xiao Chen didn't bother to look at it at all. He caught a glimpse of Liu Changxu and several Qianhu from the military and horse division standing next to him, "Changxu, what are you doing here?"
"Don't mention it!" Liu Changxu shook his head and sighed, "Mr. Xiao, you don't know about the chaos last night. Several thieves were torturing the city all night and injured several of our brothers. Next time
I suspect that someone from Tianxuanhui is responsible..."
"No way, they still dare to come to the capital to cause trouble at this time?" Xiao Chenqi asked.
"Why don't you dare? Those are all desperadoes. Not only did they beat the brothers in the Military and Horse Division, they also beat several scribes in our Criminal Department. Their noses were bruised and their faces were swollen. They came to me crying just now," Zuo Sizhong said.
"Is such a thing really possible?" Xiao Chen already vaguely knew who did this...
"Haha, it sounds strange to say that the ones leading the trouble are a pair of mandarin duck thieves. The male is very skilled in martial arts and may be able to use the Iron Sand Palm. The female is also very skilled in martial arts. She may be able to scratch our brothers with the Nine-Yin White Bone Claw.
There are quite a few." Liu Changxu said, "Now the troops from the five cities have been dispatched, and they are looking for people all over the streets."
But they don’t know that the mandarin duck that everyone is looking for is right in front of them, and the mandarin duck is in the palace...
"Where were your scribes from the Ministry of Justice beaten? How come the rebels are so rampant and dare to attack the Ministry of Justice?" Xiao Chen asked.
"This, this..." Zuo Sizhong glanced at Shao Wenzhao, hesitating and hesitated to speak.
"Tell me, why don't you say something that would make our Minister of Punishment look bad?" Shao Wenzhao said with a dark face.
"It's in Yanchun Building." Zuo Sizhong said hurriedly, "It's the former Yihongyuan." It hinted that Mr. Xiao, you had also been there before and left a note on the house.
"Oh? Are these three going to visit a brothel? At this juncture, we don't even understand the principle of avoiding suspicion. If a ginseng book from the Metropolitan Procuratorate is used, everyone will be involved, and we will offend a few people...
"Xiao Chen's face also darkened, "Master Shao, this is how you discipline your subordinates!"
His tone was stern and he was obviously very angry.