Needless to say, it was really pleasurable to pee. After peeing, I shook my head and felt very comfortable all over my body.
"My lord, what are you..." Suddenly a familiar voice sounded. Under reflex, everyone shuddered at the same time. They turned around and saw Xiao Chen and several brothers from the Tianxuan Society coming to greet them.
They were all shocked when they all stood by the road holding their pants.
Is it normal for people with status to urinate and defecate anywhere?
"Hahaha, Xiao Chen, come on, let's pee together and see who can pee farther?" When Li Shi saw Xiao Chen, his anus tightened and loosened. He had already finished urinating, but he continued to pee.
"I don't dare to compete with the prince... I pay my respects to the prince." Xiao Chen couldn't laugh or cry, he thought to himself, look at your potential, why are you scared to death?
"That's all, why do you have to pay respects to someone in this barren mountain? Please allow me to change my clothes." Li Shi was busy tying his trousers.
When he saw Xiao Chen, his heart dropped by a large margin. When he arrived at Sima Zhongping's camp and saw a group of people kneeling in the dark under the moonlight in the distance, his heart dropped completely.
He lowered himself down with his soldiers on his back, and with the support of Gong Shouli and Xu Haiming on the left and right, he returned a salute to Sima Zhongping and others.
Show respect for your heroic opponent.
"Zhongping, brothers, please stand up. We are all of Chinese blood, but it is really sad to end up like this." Li Shi waved his hand and ordered everyone to stand up. There was no joy on his face, but he sighed deeply.
.
"I still remember that we fought side by side and killed the Russians together. It's so satisfying to think about it! It can be seen that brothers working together can be as powerful as gold! Alas... there is no need to mention the grievances for so many years. Today we can finally join hands to make peace.
, I am very pleased, it is precisely the brothers who have survived all the tribulations, and we can forget our grudges with a smile when we meet!"
"At the beginning, the emperor wrote a couplet to Xiao Xinghan, 'The four towns are more dedicated, and the Yizhou garrison dares to fight for half of the southeast! The kings have no land, and they are willing to fight in a corner, only to know that there are lonely loyalists overseas.' In fact,
Your Majesty, in his heart, he admires you very much, so he doesn’t want everyone to kill each other, so he asked me to come..."
Although it is true that Sima Zhongping and others sincerely surrendered, Li Shike did not dare to exaggerate, and kept his attitude very low, and his words were very touching.
We don’t know if he was so moved, but he was moved first and even shed a few tears.
Naturally, Sima Zhongping also said a lot of regretful words. These were just formal remarks, so there was no need to complain all of them...
After entering the tent and taking their seats, they immediately talked about the specific matter of surrender. They reiterated the conditions first, saying that they and the emperor would treat you well as agreed and would never break promises and do things that would be disdained by the world. Please forgive me for this.
Don't worry, everyone.
But since it is a surrender, first of all, I have to ask you all to put down your weapons, and give me a detailed list of all your names and weapons and supplies, so that I can arrange them properly.
Others can stay in the mountains for the time being, but Zhong Ping and the senior generals here please go back with me to see Uncle Wang first. After all, he is the commander-in-chief of the army, and there are still many matters that need to be consulted...
"The details have been drawn up overnight, please take a look at it!" However, Sima Zhongping was already prepared. He took out a few pieces of paper from his arms and presented them to Li Shi with both hands.
"Oh? It turns out that Zhongping has already thought of me. It's so good..." Li Shi took the details, took a look in front of the lamp, frowned, felt a little in his heart, and smiled quietly.
He said, "Zhong Ping, how many copies of this list are there?"
"This is the only one you can get back to the prince!" Sima Zhongping said loudly.
"As far as I know, there are more than 10,000 of you, but there are clearly only 2,000 people here, and half of them are disabled... What's going on?" Li Shi asked.
"Replying to the prince, there are only so many people under the criminal's command now. The other brothers either died in battle, died of illness, or died of starvation..." Sima Zhongping sighed, his eye circles turning red.
"No, I'm watching you every day. I don't dare to say how many people there are, but there must be 10,000 people. How can there be only 2,000 people?" Lin Han expressed doubts.
"Please, Your Majesty and General Lin, go take a look and you will find out." Sima Zhongping did not explain, but just asked everyone to go and take a look around the military camp.
It was only when Lin Han saw thousands of straw men wearing battle clothes, made of hay and wood, and the ropes connected to the straw men, that he finally realized what he was doing.
It turns out that the thousands of troops that I and the princes see every day training hard on the hillside and flat fields are all just straw men...
They are too far apart, and these straw men can move under the influence of the ropes of the mechanism, so it is impossible to distinguish the true from the false. Damn it, this is really a threat to everyone!
Sima Zhongping is really resourceful. How did he come up with this?
As for the food and grass, it was basically empty. Now more than two thousand soldiers had begun to chew tree bark, eat grass roots, and even boiled and ate all the skins they had skinned from the beasts they had hunted before!
If the war continues, maybe Sima Zhongping and the others will be forced to eat people...
"Oh, if we trap you for a few more days, you will run out of ammunition and food." Lin Han couldn't help but sigh after seeing this.
"It's not that bad." Sima Zhong said calmly, "After heavy rain, there will be a lot of fungi. When the tide rises in a few days, there will be a lot of fish and shrimp in the water below the mountain. Plus those moss and wild vegetables, it can still support a whole life."
Half a month."
"The problem is, how can you still have the strength to fight after eating so much?" Lin Han said.
"Alas... Handong, you are crazy." Li Shi shook his head, "Even if Zhongping and the others have no fighting power, we don't dare to attack them easily."
"What the prince said is absolutely true." Lin Handong had to admit that this was indeed the case.
All the previous attacks ended in failure, and they firmly believed that Sima Zhongping had enough food and grass, so they would definitely not fight again unless it was the final battle ordered by the emperor...
But even then, it must be a tragic victory, because along the way, we saw traps, trees and rocks all over the mountains and plains. If the army invaded, there would still be heavy casualties.
This Sima Zhongping is really amazing. I, Lin Handong, am convinced.
Fortunately, you are the only one in the Tianxuan Society, Sima Zhongping, otherwise this battle might not have reached this point.
Back in the tent, Sima Zhongping ordered another banquet. The banquet was too simple. It consisted of some dried meat and fish that were almost rancid, moldy dried wild vegetables, and a few canned fish produced in Yanyun County.
, there was no food for a moment...
Li Shi and the others were all very hungry. They had been worried since last night. They had almost no water or rice to drink. They had walked such a long mountain road. Now that they were relaxed, they felt very hungry, so even though the food was vulgar, it was difficult to eat.