"Why are you laughing?" Xiao Chen looked confused, "What does this mean?"
"It's not interesting." Mo Shisan said happily, "It turns out that the so-called Yan Po Soup is just water. Although my old man has heard of its name for a long time, he really didn't expect it to be just like this!"
"Grandma Yan, this bad old lady!" Xiao Chen then realized that he seemed to have been tricked by Grandma Yan. No wonder she repeatedly told him not to open it in advance, but Qingshui, you just said no, and it was so mysterious...
…And you made me owe you a big favor!
Why do I feel that all the seniors in the martial arts world are unreliable, such as Granny Yan, Zhang Jiuzhi, Gongsun Changsheng, Mo Mohehe... One by one, the older they are, the less reliable they are!
Strange elves, do you want to rejuvenate your youth?
Do you have fun teasing a junior like this?
"Actually, this is not to tease you. If it weren't for the formula given by Grandma Yan, we would never know that Grandma Yan's soup is pure water, so this is actually priceless." Ouyang Cui said.
The priceless thing is not a bowl of clear water, but you have to know that it is pure water!
Just like the method that Xiao Chen and the others sold to the Japanese at a high price to eliminate small bubbles on the telescope lens, it only has the word "stir". The most valuable thing is not the word "stir", but that you have to know how to stir!
Ouyang Cui took a bowl of water from the well in the temple and placed it on the head of Guan Yunfei's body.
Doesn’t it mean rootless water? Shouldn’t rootless water be rainwater? Aunt Cui, why do you want to use well water? This won’t work, right?
Xiao Chen quickly reminded Ouyang Cui that he made a mistake!
"You know nothing. There is no water without roots. That is all made up by unscrupulous Chinese medicine practitioners and Taoist priests. Where does the rain in the sky come from? It doesn't come from the groundwater! Anything with roots but no roots is all nonsense.
You kid, stop talking nonsense and listen to Aunt Cui!" the fat man scolded him.
"Oh..." Xiao Chen shut up obediently. After all, he was not an expert in medical metaphysics. He said it was beyond the scope of science.
"General Yunfei, I'm offended." Ouyang Cui bowed to Guan Yunfei's soul.
"Miss Ouyang, I'm sorry for bothering you." Guan Yunfei returned the greeting solemnly.
Ouyang Cui moved her lips slightly and recited a spell. Suddenly she let out a scream and hit Guan Yunfei's soul with a palm, scattering his soul and dividing it into seven incarnations. These are his seven souls.
The seven souls cannot all return to the body at once, they have to be placed one by one. Before that, the souls must be put to rest first.
Please Thirteenth Master!
"The Mysterious Lady of the Nine Heavens, the Queen Mother and the Six Niangs, the Hongshan Cult Leader, and all the gods are coming after me! Wake up, the heavenly soul is coming!" Mo Shisan danced around Guan Yunfei's corpse in a very weird posture.
Circle, while shouting loudly with a broken gong voice, I could still understand it at first, but then gradually I couldn't understand it clearly.
Suddenly, he stretched out his skinny palm and slapped the Tianling Cap of Guan Yunfei's corpse hard, causing all the long hair on the top of the corpse's head to fly up. Another group of red light shone and disappeared from his Baihui point in an instant.
"Eastern rice grain, western rice grain, southern rice grain, northern rice grain, four major squares and five major roads of rice grain. When the rice grain falls to the ground, gods and men rise up. There is a sound of the knife and the souls are coming together. The soul of the earth is coming and going!" He pulled out his machete and lightly touched the ground.
With a light stroke, a line of black smoke rose up, lingered under Guan Yunfei for a long time, and slowly penetrated from his seven orifices.
"The divination is coming back, the divination is coming back, the frightening thing is making the crazy guy come back...the soul of life is coming back!" As soon as Mo Shisan finished speaking, there was a loud and ear-piercing sound.
But Guan Yunfei's corpse suddenly started to move, his dry eyelids opened, revealing two deep holes inside, and his mouth slowly opened, spitting out bursts of dust...
Mo Shisan sat down on the ground, looking sluggish and exhausted, and said softly, "Okay, the three souls have returned."
"Thank you, Thirteenth Master." Ouyang Cui came over and took out a dragon spirit bead and put it into the bowl of water. When the spirit bead met the water, it melted into pulp in a short while and poured it all into Guan Yunfei's mouth.
middle.
He then carefully sprinkled the Yi Mui Powder from the Murong Family all over the body of Guan Yunfei's corpse, and took out a pill the size of a rice grain and stuffed it into the mouth of the Scarlet Blood Sky Spider. This was the Blood-Producing Pill from the Shangguan Family.
The Scarlet Blood Sky Spider swallowed all the Blood-Producing Pills, and then slowly drilled it into Guan Yunfei's nostrils...
Why didn't you drill it through the mouth? It was afraid of being bitten by Guan Yunfei's teeth.
The spirituality of the Scarlet Blood Sky Spider has reached this point.
Now Guan Yunfei's three souls have returned, but his seven souls have not returned yet. He is still in the state of a walking corpse. The opening and closing of his mouth are purely unconscious movements. If he bites him, the little spider will die.
"Xiao Chen, it's your turn." Ouyang Cui pointed to Xiao Chen and asked him to sit the dustpan on top of Guan Yunfei's head, press the palms of his hands on both sides of Guan Yunfei's temples, and send in a steady stream of Chunyang's flame skills.
"Is this okay?" Xiao Chen's flame palm was easy to use at this moment. Two flames rose up, but he didn't dare to attack easily. Didn't it burn Yun Fei's corpse to ashes?
"It's okay, he has a lot of yin energy in his body, you can't light him up," Ouyang Cui said.
Sure enough, the flames in Xiao Chen's palms weakened a lot after touching Guan Yunfei's temples on both sides. You can also faintly feel that there are two cold air in the temples that are passionately fighting against the flame skill...
But as Xiao Chen continued to bring the flame power in, the cold air turned into bursts of white smoke, emerging from Guan Yunfei's seven orifices, forming a strange flower on his body.
of clouds.
After a while, raindrops fell from the clouds, and it hit Guan Yunfei with a loud sound!
His shriveled skin was moistened by the rain, and gradually changed its color, from dark to brown...
"Ling'er, punch Xiao Chen in the nose." Ouyang Cui suddenly gave Ling'er a strange instruction.
"Oh, ah?" Ling'er was startled, "I, I, I, I don't dare to hit him!"
Only a brother beats a sister, is it okay for a sister to beat her brother?
"It's too slow to generate blood this way. I need to borrow some of Xiao Chen's pure Yang blood..." Ouyang Cui explained.
"It's okay if I come!" But the fat man strode over, looked at Xiao Chen, smiled slightly, and punched him on the nose. Xiao Chen still pressed his palms on Guan Yunfei's temples, unable to block it.
, didn't dare to move, so he could only take this blow forcefully, and his nosebleed started flowing down instantly!
"Don't glare at me. Aunt Cui asked him to be beaten." Fatty explained, "Actually, I couldn't bear to beat my brother. I feel so bad for him."
That's what I said, but I always want to laugh but can't hold it back.
Xiao Chen glared at him, but did not dare to scold him, for fear that the nosebleed would flow into his mouth...
The nosebleeds flowed to Guan Yunfei's forehead and seeped in instantly. His skin turned from brown to rosy before his eyes.
There was a constant popping sound again. This was the little spider trying hard to restore Guan Yunfei's internal organs. All the sounds it made were soul-stirring...actually, they were farts!