Xiao Chen and others were eating, drinking and chatting, lively and happy, but poor Diao Wuchi was tied up and thrown into a toilet in the corner of the courtyard wall. He was shaking with anger, but there was nothing he could do.
Damn Xiao Chen, this brat, actually dared to force him to stay, and even kept him in the latrine...
The hateful Xiao Ye hugged him personally and made him unable to move. The terrible Ling'er threatened him with the Emei Flying Sword so that he did not dare to move. The damn little fat man used his magical power to seal his eight meridians and made him unable to move.
Unable to perform power.
The hateful Baili Qingyun threatened him with a long sword, so that he did not dare to act rashly. Cui'er, who hated and loved him at the same time, also knew where his shortcomings were, and found a red thread to tie him up tightly.
He can't even use the Five Elements Escape Technique!
Regardless of what should be said, he didn't do it right. At least he didn't nail his Baihui with iron nails, pierce his pipa with iron chains, splash his head with dog blood, or splash his body with excrement.
…
But that’s also angry!
I think I, Diao Wuchi, have never suffered such a big loss since I came out of the mountain! You little bastards, wait for me, I will let you know how powerful I am sooner or later!
Now... I'm very hungry now, the weather is hot, and my mouth is dry. You bastards don't even give me food. Do you want me to eat shit?
Even if you eat shit, you can't reach it... You guys are so cruel!
Suddenly, I heard the sound of hurried footsteps coming from far away, but it was Xiao Chen's voice questioning angrily, "Did you guys lock up the five-foot Taoist Priest in this hut?"
The Cavalry Brother who was guarding outside said yes, if he is not the boss, why do you want us to lock him up here?
"Fart! I asked you to invite the five-foot Taoist priest to the side room, but who asked you to bring him to the toilet? The Taoist priest is a distinguished guest, how can this latrine be a place to entertain guests? You are a bunch of confused people! Follow me later
You settle the score!" Xiao Chen scolded as he strode in.
Followed by Fatty, Baili, Xiao Ye, and the brothers covered their noses as soon as they came in. It stinks so much here. Damn it, Yama, you guys, the food is so good. What the hell are you doing?
?
What are you still doing? Bring the Taoist priest out quickly!
"Xiao Chen, Little Fatty, Baili Qingyun, and you brat, I will remember you. If you have the guts, you will throw me into the manure pit and drown me, otherwise I will be eaten by you brats one day...ah
Bah!" Diao Wuchi was busy cursing, but a fly flew into his mouth unexpectedly, and he hurriedly spat it out.
"Ah, ah, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, all misunderstandings!" The fat man said with a smile, "These boys did it because they didn't hear clearly, but it's not us who dare to be rude to the Taoist priest. Look at what you said.
Where are you... Taoist priest, please don’t bite me, I’ll help you untie the rope first.”
Although Diao Wuchi didn't bite anyone, he kept yelling and cursing. If he hadn't caught a glimpse of the little Ling'er holding his nose in the distance, do you think he would have gone crazy now?
The reason why he didn't get angry was that he was afraid of this little girl's Emei Feijian. He scolded Xiao Chen and others bloody, but he didn't scold Ling'er...
With Ling'er around, he didn't even dare to run away. Xiao Chen refused to let him go, insisting on giving him a glass of water and wine to apologize. Of course, he still asked him to take a hot bath beforehand.
Damn, this place in Yanyun is really evil. How come there is such advanced bathing equipment? I have traveled all over the country for so many years, but I have never seen it before.
After taking a shower, I changed into clean clothes, and when I came out, it smelled good... Yanyun's soap was really silky and smooth when used, and it also had a grassy and woody fragrance.
With my mind and body feeling refreshed, although my face was still straight, I didn't curse anyone again. What's more, the apology banquet was very sumptuous. As the saying goes, I invite guests without touching them, so I'll just eat until I'm full before arguing with you.
It's not too late either.
Needless to say, Yanyun's barbecue tastes really good. He likes spicy flavors the most in his life, and Yanyun's barbecue is sprinkled with chili powder and cumin. The aroma that comes out makes him salivate.
It's a ruler.
"What is that red thing on top?" Diao Wuchi couldn't help but ask, "Is it poison?"
He has never seen peppers, because peppers have not been officially introduced to China yet. They are seeds imported from the West, and Yanyun County has just begun to plant them on a large scale.
"Do you see what the Taoist priest said?" The fat man said with a smile, "We dare not give you any poison, Taoist priest. Then again, there is no poison in the world that can poison you, right?"
"Hmph, there's no need to be polite. I can't bear the poison from your Shangguan family," Diao Wuchi said.
"Taoist Master, please." Seeing his hesitation, Xiao Chen picked up a knife and cut a piece of barbecue and put it in his mouth. He immediately grinned because it was so spicy. Damn it, Liu Datou, how much pepper did you put in it?
Just tell me how horrified Diao Wuchi was when he saw his reaction. Why the hell is this really poison?
"It's very spicy, but it's also very spicy!" Xiao Chen drank a glass of ice-cold beer before suppressing the spiciness, "Taoist Priest, if you are not afraid of spicy food, come and try some."
It just suited Diao Wuchi's taste. After eating a few pieces of barbecue, his face was glowing red. After the fat man's persuasion, he drank a few large glasses of cold beer. The taste was really unspeakably magical!
It's not like wine, it's medicine, but it's not medicine. It's cool and has a unique flavor. I burped twice and felt indescribably comfortable in my stomach.
I was so angry that I lost one point without even realizing it.
"Does it taste good?" Ling'er personally picked up the beer bucket and poured wine for him, "Let's have another drink."
"Thank you for your hard work!" Diao Wuchi was very polite to Ling'er and even raised a glass with both hands. He didn't even fart when the fat man poured him wine just now.
"Taoist Priest Wu Chi, is it true that I heard that you know the Qimen Dunjia Technique?" Ling'er suddenly asked.
"That's just a brief knowledge." Diao Wuchi was modest. "Then can you teach me?" Ling'er said hurriedly.
"Hmm, ah?" Diao Wuchi almost spat out his beer with a sip of beer. Damn it, what do you want to do, little girl? You know how to fly the Emei Flying Sword and you want to learn my Qimen Dunjia. Do you want to go to heaven?
!
"Eh? Why are you so excited?" Ling'er said, "Okay, Qimen Dunjia feels quite difficult. I don't think I can learn it in a while. How about you teach me a few Five Elements Dunjia?
Come on."
"Ling'er, don't talk nonsense. The Qimen Dunjia is a unique skill in the world. It can penetrate the heaven and the earth. It is so mysterious and profound that we ordinary people can't understand it?" Xiao Chen said.
"Hmph, you have some knowledge." Diao Wuchi snorted, "But I see that you are not an ordinary person."
"If the Taoist priest praises you, I don't dare." Xiao Chen said with a smile.
"Young people are to be feared, they are so powerful." Diao Wuchi sneered, thinking to himself, you kid, you should be so polite to me!
You dare to lock me up in a hut? What else don't you dare to do?
It's such a shame and humiliation, so don't think that if you slap me in the face and give me a sweet date, I'll spare you. You're dead, you know!