"Damn slave, you only have the Queen in your heart, not us!" Liu Ruyun said this half-jokingly and half-seriously.
"Sister Yun, please stop scolding him. It's not worth fighting for a mouth." Zhang Juer said with a smile.
"I am now a third-grade eunuch with a pen, and I have made so many contributions to the emperor, but I have long stopped paying attention to us!" Concubine Liang also joined in the fun.
"Even if there is food, I can't stop your mouths!" Murong Danqiu said with a smile, "Everyone has no rules. Look at how dignified Nan Qiao is!"
"Nan Qiao is a fairy, and she is different from ordinary people like us." Liu Ruyun said with a smile.
"You dare to say that the queen is a commoner? Queen, slap her in the mouth!" Concubine Liang said with a smile.
"The queen is a commoner, even the emperor is..." Liu Ruyun is outspoken and dares not say anything.
Suddenly, I heard a hearty voice outside the hospital, "Who said that my beloved is a commoner? If you still slander me, what's the crime?"
But he saw a dozen imperial guards swarming in, standing on both sides, and one person walked in at a quick pace, but it was Li Wanjiang.
He also came here because of the smell...
Li Wanjiang was very pleased to see so many beloved concubines gathering here and the atmosphere was peaceful and joyful.
Without waiting for the queen to be polite to him, he sat down directly and prepared to have some fun with the concubine.
Xiao Chen had a smile on his face, but he was cursing in his heart that this uninvited guest is really annoying. "Master, I am chatting happily with beauties and eating happily, what are you doing here?"
You have to wait for me personally!
"Eh? This barbecue tastes really weird, but it's really delicious." Li Wanjiang couldn't stop after taking a bite of the meat skewers.
"What is this? Sheep kidney?" Li Wanjiang, the emperor, naturally can't eat such dirty things, so he took a bite and his mouth was full of oil, it was extremely fresh and tender.
"This is lamb's liver." He tasted Xiao Chen's oil-wrapped liver again and was full of praise. It was so fragrant.
Your Majesty, please eat slowly. There is also roasted leg of lamb...
Li Wanjiang wanted to say that his meals had never tasted so delicious since he entered the palace!
"Your Majesty, please try this soup." Xiao Chen gave him another bowl of mutton and carrots.
"Oh! It's really delicious!" Li Wanjiang instantly felt that his work as an emperor was worth it!
If it weren't for the emperor, how could he have tasted such delicious food?
"This soup is delicious, I like it very much. Which cook made it? Xiao Chen?" Li Wanjiang rarely asked about the cook, but he didn't expect that it was Xiao Chen's creation.
What the hell is there that your kid can't do?
"You immediately write a recipe and give it to the imperial kitchen. From now on, I will drink this soup every day!" Li Wanjiang gave the order.
"When I return to the emperor, this slave asked for these ingredients from a Westerner. We don't have them in Zhou Dynasty. In addition, this soup is delicious because it contains MSG prepared by the slave himself. This MSG is very complicated to make. Even if the slave knows the recipe,
If you leave it to the imperial kitchen, they won't be able to get it out." Xiao Chen quickly explained.
"But there are slaves here. Whenever you want to eat, Your Majesty, the slaves can cook it for you." It means that one's own importance is irreplaceable.
"Your Majesty, these messy things do not comply with the regulations of the palace. Logically speaking, Your Majesty, you shouldn't eat them, and you shouldn't have brought them in, Xiao Chen. If you think about it, these are all sins." Gong Shouli on the side said coldly.
road.
"That's what Eunuch Gong said." Xiao Chenxin said screw it, Li Wanjiang came here by himself and ate as soon as he came, and I didn't invite him to eat either!
"Forget it. It's human nature to be greedy. I've eaten everything. Why are you saying these boring things?" Li Wanjiang also felt that Gong Shouli was too much.
It seems like I am so greedy.
"It's rare for me to have some free time today, and there are so many beloved concubines here. We don't have to be restrained. Let's enjoy the moon and drink, and get drunk. We will live up to the beautiful scenery and Xiao Chen's delicious food." Li Wanjiang ate.
It's sweet and feels good.
"Since we are drinking while admiring the moon, we must find something to cheer us up. Why not recite poetry, right?" Liu Ruyun suggested.
"When it comes to reciting poems correctly, who can do it better than Xiao Chen? There will be no poems today, so we will use jokes as an order. Everyone will tell a few jokes. The ones that are funny will pass, and the ones that are not funny will be punished with a drink!"
Li Wanjiang smiled.
"What the Emperor said is that good jokes can be enjoyed by both refined and popular people, and everyone can still be happy. However, if this joke is not vulgar, it will not be enjoyable. Your Majesty, you must first absolve everyone of the sin of being disrespectful before we dare to tell it." Liu Ruyun
smiled.
"Hahaha, my dear, you talk a lot. Well, today we are just like ordinary people. We don't have to pay attention to so many etiquettes. As long as the jokes are funny, you can say anything. Not only will I not sin, but I will also reward you!
"Li Wanjiang laughed, and the atmosphere immediately became tense.
"The queen is the master, please come first." Liu Ruyun stood up and filled a glass of wine for Murong Danqiu.
"When it comes to writing poetry, I can barely do it, but I can't tell jokes. Xiao Chen, tell me one for me! Murong Danqiu greeted Xiao Chen.
In fact, it's not that she doesn't know how to tell jokes, but she can't tell a joke. The serious ones are not funny, and the funny ones are not serious. With her dignity as a queen, she can't say these shitty things.
"Xiao Chen, did you hear what the queen said? Tell me something quickly. If it's funny, the emperor will reward you. If it's not funny, I'll fine you three glasses of wine!" Liu Ruyun has a lively personality and took the initiative to become the commander.
"Hey!" Xiao Chen had no choice but to obey.
"When I was passing through Jiangdong County to serve the imperial concubine, I was walking on the beach one day. Suddenly I encountered a once-in-a-lifetime wonder, a mirage on the sea. This is also the result of the emperor's kindness, and it is auspicious to the heavenly general..."
Everyone looked at him eagerly, thinking that this guy is a good talker, and even if he tells you a joke, he will not forget to flatter the emperor!
"This mirage is really spectacular. I can see the jade buildings above the clouds, resplendent with gold and jade green, with red couplets carved with inscriptions, painted buildings and flying rafts. It is like the palace where the Jade Emperor lives in the sky. It is indescribably gorgeous and magnificent. It is really a beautiful wheel.
Beautiful." Xiao Chen shook his head, nodded in admiration, and looked very excited.
But he didn't go on.
After waiting for a long time, Liu Ruyun couldn't help but ask, "It's like this above, but what about the bottom?"
"Down there?" Xiao Chen glanced at Gong Shouli's lower body intentionally or unintentionally, and said nonchalantly, "There's nothing down there either!"
"No more... giggling!" Liu Ruyun was stunned for a moment, then started giggling.
Li Wanjiang just took a mouthful of meat and spit it out before chewing it, throwing his head back and laughing.
Several women were laughing so hard that they couldn't help themselves.
Duanmu Nanqiao couldn't stop laughing for such a cold person. He rested his head on Murong Danqiu's shoulder, his delicate body shaking violently, "Good sister, my stomach hurts so tight!"
Gong Shouli's face turned red and white, and after a while he said angrily, "You don't even have one down there!"
This sentence made everyone laugh even more. All the suppressed laughter was released, and everyone burst into tears.
This is the highest realm of jokes, self-deprecation.