In addition, we need 10,000 pairs of cowhide military boots, 5,000 crossbows, 100,000 crossbow arrows, and finally 100 red cannons and 30 catapults...
Lu Jing said, “Fuck off, you bastard!”
Serve tea to guests!
Xiao Chen was happy again. Look, Mr. Lu, why are you so anxious again? I'm asking for a huge price, so you can pay me back on the spot.
The main reason is that you are too stingy. I'm afraid that if there is less money this time, you will go back and complain to the emperor to get it back, so you have to be rich.
Don't say nothing, I've sent someone to find out your situation a long time ago...
At the beginning of the morning, drums were beating loudly in the military camp, which was an order to summon the troops to assemble.
As soon as the drums were played, only a few hundred people gathered in the school grounds, and the rest were still arriving one after another, and they didn't seem to be in a hurry.
The first drum was just a summons, and the second drum beat a little more urgently, which was the urging order. By the time the drums stopped playing, almost 1,700 people had arrived.
After the three drums were played, Zhuge Xiaosheng began to order troops, and the dozen or so people who walked over one after another were all blocked by the inspection team.
Everyone was still nonchalant, whispering to each other and discussing in low voices.
"I was taking a poop just now, so it was too late to pick up my pants and go jogging."
"I was sleeping soundly, and when I was drowsy, I heard a loud drum."
"I might be in trouble now."
"It's not like it's a war time, why would you be slapped with a slap in the face if you're late for a school meeting?"
"Brother Liu, you are a ruthless man. Please tell our general about this later."
"Look at his pretty boy, he doesn't look like he can lead an army..."
While we were chatting happily, we suddenly heard Inspector Liu Mofeng shouting, "Bring the latecomers forward!"
Dozens of soldiers from the inspection team agreed and escorted more than a dozen people to the audience.
Zhuge Xiaosheng glanced at a few people and asked the military officer, "How should we deal with people like this?"
"Reply to the general! If you don't respond to your name and fail to call when called, this is a slow army, and the offender will be beheaded! If you laugh loudly and flout the prohibition, this is a light army, and the offender will be beheaded! Both crimes should be punished together, and you should be beheaded!"
The officer said loudly.
"Where is the Inspector?" Zhuge Xiaosheng nodded, with a sinister smile on his face.
"The general is here!" Liu Mofeng promised loudly and took a step forward.
"Enforce military law and order his head to the gate to warn those who dare to disrespect military discipline!"
"Yes!" Liu Mofeng turned around and waved his hand.
The soldiers of the inspection team immediately took action, kicked all the dozen people to the ground, and ordered them to kneel down. An executioner behind him waved a ghost-headed knife, raised the knife and dropped it, and the heads of more than a dozen people fell to the ground almost at the same time!
The blood in the cavity spurted out, reaching a height of more than ten feet into the sky before falling down, like a bloody rain.
The entire campus was silent, with only the autumn wind blowing the flags and the sound of hunting.
No one thought that this unknown young general would be so cruel and ruthless. They thought he would only give a lesson to the latecomers, but unexpectedly he was cut off directly.
Even Liu Mofeng was secretly frightened. He even said that he was ruthless. Xiaosheng was such a ruthless character. It was a shame that he persuaded him to be kind and not to use troops...
"It's the soldiers' fault for disobeying orders. It's your fault for the officers not noticing clearly...Chinese army?" Zhuge Xiaosheng summoned all the officers responsible for leading them to stand out and reprimanded them in public.
Everyone's anus tightened when they heard this, and they thought they wouldn't kill them all, right?
This was really an injustice, because they were the first to arrive when the drums started, and started to call the whole team. When they saw someone didn't come, they immediately sent someone to look for them.
It's just that these idiots were not in the camp at the time, and the people sent did not dare to search carefully for fear of missing the second drum... Even if the crime is unforgivable, it is excusable.
"In response to the general's words, if it is necessary to behead in battle, then it should be a hundred military staffs during training!" the Chinese Army said loudly.
"Execute it." Zhuge Xiaosheng said calmly.
Liu Mofeng was more thoughtful this time, and blinked his left eye at his subordinates when executing the order.
The subordinates understood this clearly. Although the sword in their hands was fierce and violent, and blood and flesh splattered when they were hit, the blows were actually only flesh and skin, and no bones were injured at all.
So after crackling each person with a hundred military canes, these brothers who were beaten were so grinning that they could still get up and return to the team.
This greatly impressed the soldiers. They had long heard that everyone in Xichang was a master of martial arts and a tough man who had experienced hundreds of battles. They didn't believe it before, but now that they saw it with their own eyes, they were convinced in their hearts.
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After all, I can still stand up and walk freely after receiving so many blows...
"Are we all afraid of the narrow escape from death in this expedition?" Zhuge Xiaosheng scanned the audience and asked in a deep voice.
Don’t be afraid! The answers were very neat and the voice was very loud, because this is a standardized question and answer.
"I'm afraid." Zhuge Xiaosheng smiled and said, "As long as everyone is afraid of death, anyone who is not afraid of death is not a human being... But! Death can be lighter than a feather, or it can be heavier than Mount Tai! Foreign enemies invade our borders with China and kill us, China.
Sons and daughters, we soldiers died to protect our families and our country, so what are the fears and regrets of dying?"
"Everyone stands like a real man. I don't know if he is a real man or a fake man. He turns around and touches his crotch to see if he has eggs. Those who have eggs will follow me to risk their lives. Those who don't have eggs, please take advantage of it.
Get out of here and don’t embarrass us Chinese men!"
The general was so humorous that everyone laughed once or twice out of politeness. They all thought to themselves that Mr. Xiao, Mr. Xiao, doesn't seem to have...that kind of thing.
"Speaking of a narrow escape from death, I, the general, and the hundreds of brothers present have experienced this more than once or twice. They defeated Sato Yokoji's fleet at sea, wiped out the fierce bandit Gong Heihu in Weizhou County, and killed all the gangsters in Myanmar.
Killing Prince Saiba and his two thousand armored guards, hey, it's a narrow escape every time, but we all live a lifetime."
"Some people say it's because our brothers are brave in battle, some people say it's because we brothers are not afraid of death, and some people say it's because our Lord Xiao Chenxiao has the luck of fate and is immortal. As long as we follow him, no matter what monsters we face, we will be able to survive in the end.
Safe and sound, turning danger into safety..."
Hearing this, everyone nodded secretly, because Xiao Chen's heroic deeds had long been spread throughout the army, and their spread became more and more popular.
Some say he is the descendant of Wen Quxing, some say he is the living version of Wu Quxing, and some say he is the descendant of the Garuda. All in all, he is definitely not a human being...
But maybe it's because the real person doesn't show his face? When everyone saw him in a hurry in the morning, they didn't seem to see anything magical about him?
He is very handsome, he is really handsome, and his character is quite charming, but he just doesn't match up with the legendary God of War.
Not only is Xiao Chen not what everyone thinks of Xiao Chen, Xiao Ye, the evil god who is said to be like thunder, is also not what everyone thinks of.
I originally thought he should have big eyes, a square face and a wide mouth, a full beard, a ferocious expression, a height of two feet, like an iron tower, just like the angry-eyed Vajra and the protector king in the temple!
But he is not this thin young man who seems to have no strength to restrain himself.