"Eunuch Gong, people say that the two of us don't get along, but that's not the case!" Xiao Chen was so grand. He walked up to him with a glass of wine in his hand, smiling brightly, "We actually get along pretty well.
, Eunuch Gong has always taken good care of me, I’d like to toast you with this glass of wine, you can do it, I’ll do whatever you want!”
"Our family has to go back to serve the emperor, so we don't dare to accept this wine, otherwise we will have tea..." Gong Shouli still wanted to refuse, but Xiao Chen grabbed him by the collar and drank a large glass of strong wine directly.
Drink it for him!
Everyone laughed and clapped their hands aside.
Gong Shouli's face turned red and his neck thickened, but it was hard to get angry, because Xiao Chen was probably 70% drunk looking at his state.
This guy goes crazy when he's not drinking. If he gets drunk, not only will he not be able to get off the stage in public, but he might even take action!
It's useless to go back and complain to the emperor, because the emperor doesn't mess with drunks. Besides, Xiao Chen is toasting you with wine, not giving you poison. Who can blame you if you don't drink the toast and insist on drinking the fine wine?
"Eunuch Gong, you drank Master Xiao's wine. Brother, you have to give me this glass of wine no matter what, right?" Although Lin Dongyang couldn't pull his collar, he put a glass directly to his mouth.
side.
As a second-rank official in the border area and the emperor's favorite, Gong Shouli had to give him this face.
Besides, he felt a little embarrassed when he saw Lin Dongyang. How could he still feel guilty about the bad things he did to his niece?
So don’t say it’s a toast, you have to drink even if it’s a fine drink!
Then Zhu Xiaochuan, Wu Zicheng, Wu Zhongze, Wang Anbang and others have to drink wine. Is it okay not to drink?
After drinking seven or eight glasses of wine in succession, his ugly face suddenly turned as red as a monkey's butt. His legs and feet were already weak, but now he felt dizzy and unsteady, swaying like a willow in the wind.
The two losers Xiao Lizi and Xiao Fengzi who followed him hurriedly hurriedly without hugging him, and watched helplessly as he sat on the ground!
"My lords, our Eunuch Gong really can't drink anymore. Please show mercy, sir!" He quickly knelt down and kowtowed to everyone.
"Fart! Don't I know how drunk Eunuch Gong is? Where are you now? He must drink to his heart's content today. If you guys don't make any noise, get out of here and wait!" Wu Zicheng also drank too much.
Yes, the way he stares and blushes is scary.
Xiao Lizi and Xiao Fengzi said to themselves, Eunuch Gong, I'm so sorry, we can't save you, Ang, please take care of yourself...
Peeing like urine, he crawled out of the door but looked very confident again.
You are not a son of a man! My father-in-law Gong is here to run an errand. Why do you, Mr. Xiao, insist on drinking wine from my father-in-law?
If you miss the Emperor's errand, all of you will have to walk around without food!
Is there anyone in your Xiao family who understands? I don’t know if I can go over and try to persuade him!
Is Ms. Duan Ling'er here? Let's go talk to her right now!
The two men rushed into Duan Ling'er's house aggressively, closed the door and immediately changed their expressions.
"Hey, hey, Miss Ling'er, you have made a fortune today! I see that the gifts outside are too big to be piled up. Oh, if there are any good things, we should share them between the two of us. It's best to have gold and silver!
"Xiao Lizi saw that there were several boxes piled up in Ling'er's house, so he rushed forward to share the stolen goods.
"Don't move around. They were all given to me, and I haven't seen them yet..." Duan Linger and Xiao Ye haven't finished dividing them yet.
"Come on, how long have we been with him, and he has never seen how many gifts we have received! Huh? These are gold leaves, let's take a few to refresh ourselves!" Xiao Fengzi had already begun to hide things in his arms.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, who sent these boxes of candy? It must be Lin Dongyang! This is a rare thing. Let's get two boxes first. Do you like to eat it? Stop making trouble, we like it too!" Xiao Lizi loves candy the most.
"This bacon is good. The color looks like it has been there for several winters. I haven't eaten it for a long time... Oops, how do you take this thing out? Xiao Li, go outside and find a big car. Anyway, Eunuch Gong will be here later.
I can’t ride a horse anymore.”
"Damn it, why don't you go?"
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Gong Shouli was completely drunk today.
At first, the big guys encouraged him, but then his condition improved and he began to encourage himself even if others didn't.
After drinking a few kilograms of wine, I forgot about myself and gradually found the feeling of being a master...
"Wu Zicheng, don't talk like this to me! Where were you when I went through life and death with the emperor?"
"Wu Zhongze, when I, Gong Shouli, became a hundred households, you were still a small captain! If my leg hadn't been disabled, I'm afraid it wouldn't be your turn to be the admiral of the Nine Sects now!"
"Lin Dongyang, you are now a second-rank official. When you were the prefect of Jiangdong County, when you came to the army to meet the emperor, didn't you have to say good things to me, Gong Shouli, and apologize for asking for help? Otherwise, you could wait three days and three nights.
Don’t you want to see the emperor? Now that you are a feudal official, I have to kneel down and worship you! Where can I reason with you?”
"Wang Anbang, Wang Anbang, you are such a white-eyed wolf. At that time, you were working as a minister in the Ministry of Etiquette, and you would come to our place every two days. You would call Lord Gong more dear to you than your father. Now you are a heavenly official in the Ministry of Personnel.
, when you see me, you start to show off, showing off to who? You really are not a son of a man!"
When everyone heard that this guy was really drunk, even the second-grade officials pointed their noses and scolded him, "You are more awesome than the emperor!"
Isn't Gong Shouli now more awesome than the emperor?
Seeing that no one said a word, he became even more proud, pointed at Xiao Chen's nose and cursed, "Even this little bastard rode on the head of the house and peed! What the hell, he even led people to ransack my house, even if
Your Majesty, does he dare to raid my home? Just saying it makes me angry, don’t go off, the Sa family must deal with you today!"
Seeing that his troubles were getting more and more outrageous, several old men present here hurried over to persuade him, "Eunuch Gong, you drank too much. Be careful and talk too much. You'd better go back quickly. Maybe the emperor is still waiting for you."
Seeing him drunk like this, I could only carry the emperor out to scare him.
Unexpectedly, Gong Shouli didn't even urinate at all!
"What can we do if we let him wait for a while? If I, Gong Shouli, had not braved swords and arrows to carry him out from the pile of dead people, would he have been able to become the emperor? To put it bluntly, without me, Gong Shouli, there would be no us.
Is this me bragging to you, Great Zhou Dynasty?"
"Yes, yes, everything your Eunuch Gong said is right...where did those two bastards, Xiao Lizi and Xiao Fengzi, die!" Xiao Chen couldn't be happier. He had a great time today. Not only were there many guests, but also good wine.
Gong Shouli also took the initiative to perform a wonderful monkey show for everyone!
But even though you performed wonderfully, it’s time to take a call and step off the stage, otherwise everyone will not be able to get off the stage later...
"Xiao Wucheng, don't do this to me. I won't rub sand in my eyes. You are a good man. You will challenge me today!"
Gong Shouli rolled up his arms and sleeves and glared, vowing to break one of Xiao Chen's legs in public in retaliation for the ransacking of his house!