Chapter 409 It's too small, the layout is too small
In fact, if you want to say that eggs are meat, they must be meat. But if you say they are vegetarian, they can also be considered vegetarian. At least in many vegetarian banquets during the Great Zhou Dynasty, there are actually hard-boiled eggs.
But it is really difficult to deal with Nishimura Shicun when he publicly accuses him like this.
"Huh? Eggs!" Xiao Chen drank a lot of wine and didn't eat much. Now he was hungry. He was very happy to see the eggs. He snatched them from Nishimura Zhicun's hand and peeled off the shells.
, delivered directly to the mouth.
Everyone looked dumbfounded. Is this kid really hungry or trying to destroy evidence?
It's useless for you to eat this one. There are many more on the table. You can't eat them all, right?
"Master Xiao, what are you doing?" Nishimura Zhicun didn't know what kind of magic trick Xiao Chen was doing.
"Here comes the wine!" Xiao Chen was so anxious to eat the eggs that he choked and rolled his eyes, shouting at Gong Shouli, "Who is that? Don't look at me. I'm talking about you. Hey, come here and pour me some wine!"
Gong Shouli's nose is crooked, are you really drunk or are you pretending to be drunk? If you are really drunk, do you dare to ask the emperor to pour you wine? I ask you?
Just pretending to be drunk and want to make fun of my father-in-law!
Ignore you and pretend not to hear.
"Eunuch Gong, Gong Shouli, how come you can't use your ears even after being gone for a few days? Is that wine bottle in your hand an expensive decoration? Bring it over and hurry up!" Xiao Chen simply named him by name this time.
What Gong Shouli held in his hand was the royal wine specially meant for the emperor to drink alone. Because there were too many people at the Lantern Festival today, he was afraid that someone would poison the wine, so Li Wanjiang only drank the wine from this jug.
"Shou Li, please give him a cup of imperial wine on my behalf." Li Wanjiang said with a smile, "He is drunk, so don't argue with him."
The emperor personally spoke, which was equivalent to giving Gong Shouli a step down.
He could only puff up his cheeks and carry the wine bottle over to pour Xiao Chen a glass. Xiao Chen raised the glass and drank it all. Suddenly he put his arms around Gong Shouli's head and kissed him hard on the face. He confessed to him seriously, "Gong Shouli
Father-in-law, I love you!"
Gong Shouli really couldn't laugh or cry, the expression on his face was very wonderful.
Zhang Juer on the side couldn't help it any longer and started to giggle. Everyone was holding it back, but now Zhang Juer smiled and everyone started laughing.
Even Li Wanjiang smiled, "This Xiao Chen is really drunk today."
"Nishimura-kun, it's too small." Xiao Chen turned to Nishimura Zhicun and stretched out a little finger to wave in front of him, "The layout is too small. There are eggs in the table. It's just a small mistake of the chef.
Why do you, a distinguished guest like you, need to worry about it and say it in public?"
"Furthermore, who told you that the Buddha did not allow monks to eat meat? Monks can eat meat, but they can only eat three kinds of pure meat. Do you know what three kinds of pure meat are? First of all, if you don't kill it yourself, you don't do it yourself.
If you kill, you cannot eat the meat obtained from the killing. If you eat it, it is a violation and it will offend you immeasurably!"
Secondly, if you don’t teach others to kill, if you want to eat meat, you must know that you must not kill yourself yourself. However, if you teach others to kill for me to eat, this is also a violation of the precepts and will lead to immeasurable sins. Thirdly, if you don’t hear about killing, don’t kill it yourself, and you have no teaching.
Others kill them for me to eat, but if I hear the chickens and goats in the kitchen wailing for a while, I cannot eat the meat. If I eat it, I will violate the precepts and commit immeasurable sins."
"Mencius said: 'No injury, this is the art of benevolence. Seeing cattle but not sheep, a gentleman is like an animal. Seeing its life, he can't bear to see its death; hearing its sound, he can't bear to eat its meat. Therefore, the gentleman is far away from the kitchen.
Also, 'Buddha Xitian and Master Meng are both saints, and the benevolence of saints is the same, but this is not something Nishimura-kun knows! So I will teach you today."
"Buddha said that even meat can be eaten, let alone eggs that are ignorant and have no life or death. Today, I drank some wine to be happy, so I am tireless in teaching. I will give you another gatha, but it sounds really good."
The universe of chaos is a bag, and it has no skin, bones or hair. Now it will go to the Western Heavens to avoid being stabbed in the human world!'"
This time it was Nishimura Zhicun's turn to roll his eyes. He was choked by Xiao Chen's words and shocked by Xiao Chen's quick thinking. He couldn't say a word for a long time.
I just want to ask him one question, are you drunk?
"Master Xiao, from what you said, it seems that you are very proficient in the three religions of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism. Even though you are not very talented, you know a little bit about it. Today I have to ask Master Xiao for advice." See you.
Nishimura Shicun was defeated, and Kinoshita Nagago stepped forward immediately.
"You, a small country in Japan, can only sit in a well and look at the sky, and you are arrogant. How dare you say that you know a thing or two about Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism? If you know a thing or two about it, I'm afraid I don't know a thing or two about it. Well, since you want to ask for advice.
I, I will teach you today, so that you guys who have never seen the world will be arrogant and embarrassed everywhere!"
Xiao Chen was very polite to them yesterday, because when they came to his home, they were his guests. Besides, he wanted to make friends with them, so he couldn't be rude to them no matter what.
But that's a personal relationship.
Today's Deng Yuan Hui Xiao Chen does not represent himself, but the majesty of the Great Zhou Dynasty and even China. This is an official, so there is no need to have any friendship with him or save him any face.
It can also be said that he drank too much... Didn't you see that he even kissed Gong Shouli just now?
Kinoshita Yonggang was so angry that he blushed when he retorted him with a gun and a stick, but it was hard to scold him in front of so many people. He could only gnash his teeth, clenched his fists, and frowned.
Eyes raised.
You kid also said that we are arrogant, but you are really arrogant!
Is just arrogance useless? Today we are competing for real skills. Don’t look at how happy you are now, you will know how powerful I am later!
First ask him, "Since you said you are knowledgeable in the three religions, let me ask you, who is Sakyamuni Buddha?"
There are many traps hidden in this sentence. No matter how Xiao Chen answers, Kinoshita Yongang can refute him, because this is a topic that they have discussed and are quite well prepared.
"Woman." But he never expected that Xiao Chen would answer like this, which shocked him and caught him off guard.
Not only Kinoshita Yongang was dumbfounded, but everyone also heard it very fresh. What Xiao Chen said was not human!
It must be drunk talk.
How drunk does he have to be to say something like this?
Was Buddha a woman?
Thank you so much for speaking out!
"You said Sakyamuni Buddha was a woman? Why?" Kinoshita Nagago had to ask him.
"Damn it, you kid hasn't even read the Buddhist classic "Diamond Sutra", right?" Xiao Chen said he was shocked, "The "Diamond Sutra" says to 'sit on your back'. If the Buddha was not a woman, why bother?
The husband sits while the son sits behind him?"
Xiao Chen's words were absolutely correct, but the meaning behind them was confused by him.
Kinoshita Yongang was stunned when he heard this, Nishimura Shicun and the others were dumbfounded, Li Wanjiang was immediately convinced, but Murong Danqiu and the other girls couldn't help but giggle.
This Xiao Chen is so funny!
I feel like no matter when and where, as long as he is around, he will always make people happy. This chapter has been completed!