"Brothers, please go back and see the imperial doctors. Then mention my name." Seeing that Gong Shouli ignored him, Xiao Chen teased the four people carrying the sedan again.
The four young eunuchs ignored him at first, but they were curious about what he said. Why did we go to the imperial doctor for not being beaten?
"You four boys threw Eunuch Gong so badly that he will definitely hit you when he turns around. If he doesn't hit you, the Supervisor of Ceremonies will also hit you." Xiao Chen said with a smile.
Damn it, isn’t it?
"Alas... even I can't intercede for you, I can only reward you with some money. Who asked me to love you?" Xiao Chen wants to reward people when he is happy, no matter what the circumstances.
We laughed all the way to the Qinzheng Palace. When I heard that Xiao Chen was coming, Li Wanjiang immediately met him and waited until he had finished bowing and kowtowing three times before he died.
Xiao Chen stood up and looked up, only to see a big fat man standing in the hall?
This fat man is about 27 or 27 years old. He has thick eyebrows, small eyes, a flat nose, and a pair of big ears that seem to hang down to his shoulders. He is covering his big belly with both hands as if he is afraid that the contents in his belly will fall to the ground...
What he was wearing was a third-rank official uniform embroidered with pines and cypresses. On his head was a formal double-winged crown, but the crown was small and the head was big. It looked so uncoordinated that it felt like it would fall off at any time.
The third-grade official uniform he wore was stipulated by the director of Tai Hospital, but Xiao Chen didn't recognize him either. Who is this?
"Xiao Chen, let me introduce you. This is Shangguan Qiji, a disciple of the Shangguan family. Shangguan, this is Xiao Chen." Li Wanjiang said with a smile.
"Oh my, I've heard about Eunuch Xiao for a long time. As the saying goes, it's better to meet than to be famous. Mr. Xiao is really dignified and extraordinary in appearance. He is indeed a dragon and phoenix among men and a leader among eunuchs!" Shangguan Qiji, the fat man, followed enthusiastically.
Xiao Chen said hello, his mouth wide open, and he smiled like Maitreya Buddha.
Xiao Chen's anus tightened, and he thought it was going to be really bad!
All the disciples of the Shangguan family are miraculous doctors. Li Wanjiang brought this Shangguan Qiji here because he was probably still worried about his 'condition'!
He could hide it from the imperial doctors by pretending to be sick, but he certainly couldn't hide it from the discerning eyes of Shangguan's disciples. This guy came out of nowhere, and Xiao Chen didn't get any news at all, and he didn't have any mental preparation.
He was frightened in his heart, but his face was calm, he laughed and said, "Don't dare, don't dare, the famous young man from the Shangguan family is the one I have admired for a long time. Brother Shangguan, you are also good-looking. You are handsome and unrestrained, with a jade tree facing the wind... I have never
I have never seen such a handsome fat man."
"A prize, a prize, a prize! Everyone said the same thing." Shangguan Qiji said with a smile, "But good-looking skins are all the same, interesting souls are the only ones. I think Eunuch Xiao is the one who is just in case."
The damn fat guy said something rude, just because he was afraid that the person who came was not kind and arrogant.
"Xiao Chen, please sit down and let Shangguan help you take a good look at it. You are suffering from a stubborn illness, and I am worried about it day and night. Fortunately, Shangguan is here, and I can help you cure it no matter what I think." Li Wanjiang said.
Xiao Chenxin said that it doesn't matter whether he can cure my disease, what's important is that he can definitely cure me to death!
He kept his promise and thanked the emperor, but his mind was racing, thinking about how he would defend himself if his pretense of illness was discovered.
Even though he was smart and reacted quickly enough, in this unprepared situation, he couldn't think of a way to deal with it.
Shangguan Qiji asked him to sit next to him. At first, he looked at his face maliciously, looking, hearing, asking, and asking. This was looking.
Xiao Chen was so disappointed that he wanted to spit the shit in his face!
"Eunuch Xiao is in the prime of his life. He is young and strong, with a rosy complexion and long breathing. How could he have any incurable disease? It makes no sense..." Shangguan Qiji said with a smile, "Eunuch Xiao, maybe you are just pretending.
?”
Xiao Chen's chrysanthemums tightened.
"It's a joke. I'm joking. Eunuch Xiao doesn't need to be nervous. But yes, if you desperately pretend to be sick in front of the emperor and make the emperor worry about it, then it will be a crime of beheading, Eunuch Xiao."
You are a smart person, you should not be like this." Shangguan Qiji said again.
Xiao Chen really wanted to use his flame palm and shoot him to death!
However, Shangguan Qiji's carrot-like fingers held the pulse gate. This guy's hands were quite strong and he was probably good at martial arts. If he pinched the pulse gate, he might not even be able to use his flame palm.
"The pulse is smooth and sonorous, the stomach meridian is fine, the lung meridian is clear, the spleen meridian is unobstructed, and the kidney meridian is strong... Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk ” “It’s really unexpected that Eunuch Xiao has a good waist even though his body is incomplete. Is it possible?”
Are you saying that Eunuch Xiao, you, the eunuch, are also pretending? Hahaha..." Shangguan Qiji's smile was really scary.
Xiao Chen's chrysanthemum was also tightened.
I thought to myself, damn it, maybe this time it’s going to be really bad!
This guy's medical skills are really amazing. He can diagnose that he is a fake eunuch just by checking his pulse?
Although the crime of pretending to be sick is not a small one, it does not lead to death. But once the fake eunuch is exposed, death will definitely happen!
As soon as I thought about it, a burst of true energy rushed to Cun Guan's pulse gate. If it didn't work, I would really kill this fat guy first.
"Oh my dear mother!" Shangguan Qiji's fingers were bounced by Xiao Chen's powerful Qi, and he screamed loudly, like a wolf howling.
"What?" Li Wanjiang asked in a deep voice.
"Alas... Your Majesty, Eunuch Xiao's other pulse conditions are also fine, but this heart pulse... is also seriously damaged, and the damage is caused by the wound. As the saying goes, medicine and stones cannot attack the disease, and needles and needles cannot reach it.
If the medicine is not enough, there is nothing you can do about it!" Shangguan Qiji sighed, "Even I can't save my life."
Huh? Xiao Chen was really surprised and happy when he heard this.
The first thought that flashed through my mind was, damn, you fat guy turned out to be a liar! You are not a disciple of the Shangguan family, are you? You don’t have the same moral character at all! You don’t have the charm of a disciple of a noble family at all...
You know how to talk nonsense and fool people. I will be scared to death by you, you know that!
But then I thought about it and it was unlikely that he was a liar.
What liar can deceive the shrewd Li Wanjiang?
So he was afraid that he was really a disciple of the Shangguan family, but why did he hide it from himself?
Damn it, am I really sick or dying? No way, right?
"Oh..." Li Wanjiang felt very disappointed, "If God's will is like this, then there is really nothing we can do. Shangguan, are you really helpless at all?"
"No, let alone the minister, even Lord Yao and his old man are here, there is nothing they can do." Shangguan Qiji shook his head repeatedly, "This disease is also a retributive disease. I'm afraid Eunuch Xiao has done a lot secretly.
The negative things in your heart make people angry and resentful. When the resentment accumulates too much, it becomes a heart disease..."
Xiao Chen said in his heart that you fart! I have never done anything shameful, so it is only shameful that you said this.
"Even so, your disciples from the Shangguan family must have some elixir and prescription that can help me, my beloved, prolong my life for a few more years?" Li Wanjiang said.
Although these are words of love for my beloved, the real meaning is that this person is still useful to me. Let him live for two more years and work hard for me.