"Chickens, chickens for roasting, chickens for killing chickens and eggs, chickens for killing chickens to show to monkeys!" Shangguan Qiji said loudly, "Why can't your ears work well at such a young age?"
"I know it's a chicken!" Ling'er was louder than him.
"I know you still ask?" Shangguan Qiji asked.
"I'm asking you what the chicken is doing?" Ling'er was also angry.
"Don't leak it, just obey the orders. Remember, you have to live high." Shangguan Qiji waved his hand and lazily explained to her, can you understand the explanation?
It is said to be such a profound formation.
"Xiao Ye, go to the mountains and catch two snakes, whether they are poisonous snakes or pythons, the bigger the better..." Shangguan Qiji's second order was also quite inexplicable.
But Xiao Ye didn't have as many questions as Ling'er, so he just agreed and turned around and left.
"Come back! I haven't finished speaking yet. Why are you in a hurry?" Shangguan Qiji groped around in his arms and pulled out a dry grass and handed it to Xiao Ye, "Take this, it's called Longxian
Grass, snakes like the smell of it the most. If they smell it from afar, they will come over. Otherwise, you are so clumsy and you don’t know when you will catch it?”
Xiao Ye took the order and left.
"Where is Brother Wanchun?" Shangguan Qiji asked loudly.
Fu Yanqi's nose is crooked, damn fat man, are you blind? I was standing right in front of you and you didn't see it!
Why are you saying that your eyes keep rolling up to the sky? Why can’t this earth accommodate you?
"The general is here!" He should be able to hear the sarcastic tone.
"Well, what are you talking about? Go to the dock and catch some big tortoises for me, that is, turtles." Shangguan Qiji said.
"Okay!" Fu Yan happily agreed, "How big do I want to be? Is it okay to be as big as you?"
"Stop talking nonsense!" Shangguan Qiji said, "There can't be a turtle as majestic as me in this small shallow sea! Just find a few that are similar to you and go ahead."
Fu Yan left in anger.
"Wilson, you and Mr. Jack go out to find a cat." Shangguan Qiji said, "Any kind of Persian cat, Siamese cat, or small civet cat will do, but it is best to have white hair. Go ahead."
Wilson and Jack looked at each other, wondering, "What are you going to do?"
Aren't we going to set up a formation? Why would we find such an animal?
But there's no need to ask. Look at his mysterious and arrogant demeanor. Even if you ask him, he won't be able to explain.
"Fat man, is this okay?" After everyone left, Xiao Chen expressed that he had no confidence in his Four Symbol Formation.
Xiao Chen probably knew why Shangguan Qiji was looking for these four animals.
The four-image array he wants to put up is to correspond to the four directions.
The appearance of the blue dragon in the east; the appearance of the red bird in the south; the appearance of the white tiger in the west; the appearance of the black basalt in the north.
There definitely is no dragon, and even if there is, it can't be found now, so Shangguan Qiji replaced it with a snake, which is a small dragon.
Suzaku is a fire bird, and there must be none, so he uses a chicken instead; there must be no tigers on this island, let alone white tigers, so he uses a white cat to make do; Xuanwu is the image of a tortoise and a snake, so he uses
Use turtles to deal with it.
Isn't that too flippant?
"This is the only expedient measure." Shangguan Qiji said, "Let me repair the formation."
The formation was placed in the yard. Shangguan Qiji found some firewood, burned it into charcoal, and piled it on the south side of the small building, because the south belongs to fire, and fire turns into flames.
Remove a few railings from the yard and plant them on the east side of the small building. The east part is wood, and the wood is coiled dragon.
A pit was dug outside the north courtyard gate and water was poured into it. The north belongs to water, and the water hole is the abyss.
A small gold brick was placed on the west side of the yard, and the soil was covered with it to form a small mountain of earth. Because the west belongs to gold, gold and earth form a mountain.
It seems quite childish.
After a while, everyone came back. Linger was carrying two big roosters in his left hand, and a bird cage in his right hand, with an emerald green parrot in it...
"Listen to my explanation, this parrot can really talk! If you don't believe me, just listen!" Ling'er said, picking up a straw stick and poking the little parrot.
"Fuck!" screamed the little parrot.
"Quack!" Ling'er laughed happily, "Isn't it fun?"
"What fun? It's all dirty." Shangguan Qiji had three black lines on his forehead.
"Damn fat man!" The little parrot tilted its head and looked sideways at Shangguan Qiji, but it spoke in Chinese!
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and then burst into laughter.
"What the hell are you, a flat-haired beast, going to become a sperm?" Shangguan Qiji laughed, "Believe it or not, I will pluck your hair and roast you right now?"
"Buy a DVD!" The little parrot begged for mercy loudly, this time in Japanese...
"Damn it, this guy is really a sperm!" Shangguan Qiji shouted.
Everyone also became curious. It's not surprising that a parrot can talk, and it's not surprising that it can speak several languages. But it seems to be able to understand people's speech, which is amazing.
No wonder Ling'er likes it so much.
So the question is, how much did you spend to buy such a magical parrot?
Things are complicated...
However, Ling'er went out to buy chickens and was stopped by a woman dressed strangely on the street. He insisted on selling the parrot to her. The selling price was not high, only one silver coin.
Ling'er refused at first, but she didn't expect that this parrot could really talk. Looking at her, she kept shouting "biut Buddha, crooked Buddha!"
She was attracted immediately.
After chatting for a while, I found out that this bird can not only talk, but also speak many languages, and it always answers questions!
I want a silver coin!
Unexpectedly, when they were about to cross over, several people suddenly gathered around, all clamoring for it, and all of them were willing to pay a higher price... As a result, a good transaction turned into an auction.
Ling'er was always determined to get what she liked, and finally paid a sky-high price of twenty gold coins to finally buy it.
She thinks it's not expensive.
"Twenty gold coins?" Wilson was amused, "My dear, you may have been deceived."
"No, haven't you heard that it can talk?" Ling'er said.
"The woman who sold you this parrot must be a gypsy. They are all a group of liars. Needless to say, those who are bidding against you are all her accomplices. They know many strange skills, including animal taming and bird taming.
Yes, this parrot can talk, but I think it can only say a few words." Captain Jack said.
"The conversation it had with you at that time was all taught to it by the bird seller using lip reading or other means. Think about it, did the words it just said have been spoken by it when you bought it?
"Wilson said.
"Yeah, it's true!" Ling'er recalled that I was relying on him, right? He quickly asked the little parrot, "Hey, can you really understand what I'm saying?"
"Damn fat man!" cried the little parrot.
"How dare you lie to me!" Ling'er was furious, "I'll go find her!"
"Jamaica!" said the little parrot.
"Forget it, if someone can be as stupid as you, where are they waiting for you to come back and find her? Just spend money to buy a lesson. Don't be fooled next time." Xiao Chen called to her.
"Fake!" The little parrot said what Ling'er was feeling at this moment.