"Why are you staring at me? Carefully dig out your eyeballs!" Liu Ruyun waved her fist at him, "Okay, don't be depressed. Don't you have a shipyard in Yanyun County? You can build it yourself later.
"
"How come you know everything?" Xiao Chen was really depressed this time.
"The whole Fengyang City knows about this. You are really good at it. Even Yanyun County can't tolerate you. Now you want to go to the sea to toss. I advise you to be more careful. The sea is very rough, so don't let you go."
Shoot me to death!" Liu Ruyun's words were unpleasant, but her eyes were full of concern.
Xiao Chen was moved.
To be honest, he still likes Liu Ruyun's original unruly and cruel demeanor.
After saying goodbye to Liu Ruyun, he went to see Zhang Juer and Yang Feng'er again, and then went straight to the Supervisor of Ceremonies to find Gong Shouli.
When Gong Shouli doesn't see him, he misses him, when he thinks about him, he hates him, when he hates him, he comes, and when he sees him, he gets annoyed!
"What are you doing here again?" Of course, I'm not embarrassed.
"Let's take a look at you." Xiao Chen didn't even need to let him go. He sat down next to him and moved his hands and feet, "Old Gong, is your leg hurting so much lately?"
"A cat cries like a mouse, I need you to fake mercy on me!" Gong Shouli opened his paws.
"It's too small, Eunuch Gong." Xiao Chen shook his head repeatedly, "It's too small! I don't forget to take the time to see you even in my busy schedule. What do you think of your attitude? Give him all his fiery heart.
It was poured into ice water, and it was so cold immediately!"
"Get away as far as you want!" Can Gong Shouli do this?
"Facial!" Xiao Chen was happy again, took out a cloth bag from his arms and threw it on the table.
"What is this?" Gong Shouli shrank back in fright and almost fell to the ground, wondering whether this might be some kind of dangerous item such as fried eggs...
Damn it, you've already ransacked my house, and now you're going to blast my ceremonial supervisor?
"Give you this dog..." Xiao Chen said.
"Why are you swearing!" Gong Shou stood up politely and turned around to look for the cane. Damn it, you bully others too much. I have to shake you up and down today!
"Here you get this dog-skin plaster!" Xiao Chen quickly opened the cloth bag, and there were really two pieces of dog-skin plaster inside.
"What is this?" Gong Shouli was greatly surprised.
"Dog skin plaster." Xiao Chen said.
"I know!" Gong Shouli said loudly.
"I know you still ask?" Xiao Chen's voice became louder.
"I...I'm asking you what you mean!" Gong Shouli said.
"It's my feelings for you, Lao Gong. What else does it mean? I heard them say that your legs are different from other people's. They don't hurt in winter but hurt in summer. Isn't it Jiang Zi? You see how much I care about you,
You have never cared about others so much." Xiao Chen said resentfully.
Gong Shouli couldn't help but tremble, and I had goosebumps all over the floor!
"So I told Guan Qiji about this matter, and he also expressed that he was very embarrassed, because there is no cure for your leg. You can only use plaster to relieve the pain, but your leg is not cold, but a fever.
As a result, this plaster is not easy to prepare. It requires all kinds of precious medicinal materials, but it is really difficult to get..."
but!
Brother, I was so stunned that I helped you get it all.
As for brother, let’s not talk about how much effort I put into this and how much gold I spent. In short, these two dog-skin plasters look very ordinary to you, right?
But the effect is absolutely amazing. If you don’t believe me, please try it.
"What kind of intentions do you have, kid?" Gong Shouli didn't believe you had such good intentions!
Plaster?
I'm afraid it's some kind of poison!
"Old Gong, what grudge do you think our two brothers have? What hatred? No, no! In the end, it's all trivial matters, and the fight is just about falling in love and killing each other..." Xiao Chen suddenly became sincere.
His tone made Gong Shouli feel uneasy.
"You keep saying that I raided your home, did I? No, no! Then why didn't you tell me that I took people to the Governor's Mansion of Jinyiwei to ask Mr. Zhu for the debt? But there is not only no relationship between me and Mr. Zhu
Even though we had a grudge, our relationship actually got closer, because of what? Because Mr. Zhu Hou is very generous, a hundred times more powerful than your narrow-mindedness!"
"The above are all facts, do you, Old Gong, admit it? Then I will tell you a few more heartfelt words. I quite like fighting with you. Every time I see you defeated, I enjoy it endlessly! Don't glare at me.
Do you dare to say that you have never taken pleasure from me? We can be regarded as mutually supporting each other and each has his own pleasure. I just say that I can’t see you in Yanyun County, but I really want to!"
"Actually, we both know in our hearts that our dog-eat-dog fight is actually just for the entertainment of the emperor and his elders... No matter how you say it, I hope you, old Gong, are in good health and live a long life, so that we can have fun for a longer time.
, what if you kick your legs anyway, and then someone bites someone, maybe it's not as good as you."
Don't tell me, Xiao Chen's words were spoken from the bottom of his heart. Every word hit Gong Shouli's heart and made his heart tremble.
Isn't that what happened? Actually.
He wanted to trick Xiao Chen, but he couldn't. Xiao Chen had tricked him a lot, but he really didn't want to trick him to death.
It's impossible to be friends with this guy, but if you want to be an enemy, hey! It's quite appropriate.
To hang out with the emperor, you must have not only friends but also enemies.
You can even have no friends, but you can never have no enemies!
Damn Xiao Chen, this thief slave, he is full of tricks!
"It's useless for you to talk so much nonsense. I will never use this plaster of yours. Take it away!" Gong Shouli didn't even look at the plaster on the table.
"What the hell, have I talked about my feelings for a long time in vain?" Xiao Chen shouted, "What the hell is a dog biting Lu Dongbin? He doesn't know a good heart, he's a lame man, he's a smoker, he doesn't know what to say, he's a beetle.
The reins pretend to be a thousand-mile horse, and the toad pulls the iron plow. Why are you pretending to be awesome with me?"
"You are just... you are a shit beetle!" When it comes to swearing, Gong Shouli is really no match.
"Let's go, no matter how special we are, we won't come again!" Xiao Chen cursed and walked away.
"If you dare to come again, I will..." Gong Shouli stuttered a little when he was anxious.
"The next step is to burn paper for you!" Xiao Chen's voice drifted away.
Ouch, this thief slave really makes me angry!
But this plaster smells really refreshing...
Xiao Chen is not a fool. He would never bring poison and give it to him openly. So is this medicine really effective?
I was so angry that my legs hurt, so I exchanged Xiao Fengzi and Xiao Lizi for my father-in-law to apply these two plasters.
"Daddy, you must not do anything like this!" Xiao Lizi screamed, "This must have been brought by that bastard Xiao Chen to harm you!"
"Yes, godfather, Xiao Chen is such a loser! How could he be so kind that he would come and deliver medicine to you godfather? It must be poison!" Xiao Fengzi also loyally advised Zhong.
"Hehe, I thought he didn't have the courage!" Gong Shouli suddenly became smart again, "Besides, your godfather, I followed the emperor through life and death, and was not afraid of fire and arrows. Are you afraid that he will poison me?"