"Xiao Xiaoxiao... Mr. Xiao, Gong Gong Gong... Gong Gong, why are you two here? I'll..." After Zuo Weipan said this, his legs went weak and he knelt down.
The few principals behind me also broke out into cold sweats, and hurriedly knelt down, saying to themselves, “Damn it, I forgot to read the almanac before going out to visit the brothel today, so I bumped into these two evil spirits!”
In fact, Mr. Xiao may not look crazy, but he is a good person.
And there are a lot of adults.
He usually fights with people at the level of ministers and ministers. Generally speaking, they are very friendly to these small characters. As long as they don't really offend him, kowtow, or apologize, it usually won't be a big deal.
Last time, hundreds of households in that city gate fought with Mr. Xiao. In the end, they only received a beating with a military stick and everything was fine. Mr. Xiao did not pursue any further investigation...
But Gong Shouli is really untouchable!
By the way, whoever offends him will have a good end? Being dismissed from office is a minor matter, and he might even play you to death!
There are too many examples to count. The most recent one... Liu Fuhai from the Imperial Treasure Prison is a lesson learned from the past!
"Zuo Weipan, it turns out that you also recognize Mr. Xiao and I? Our two brothers are both in your hands today. You can beat us if you want, and scold us if you want. You don't treat us as human beings at all.
Ah, hehe..." Gong Shouli laughed angrily, his smile so sinister that it penetrated people.
The people eating melons next to me were extremely horrified, weren't they? Because this scene was so fucking weird and outrageous.
Let’s not talk about the shocking fact that Zuo Weipan actually let people beat and scold Eunuch Gong. Let’s talk about Eunuch Gong, when did you and Mr. Xiao Chenxiao become brothers?
Aren't you sworn enemies who fight each other as soon as you meet?
"Who is that? Ling'er, go and ask them for a plate." Xiao Chen suddenly said.
"Oh, ah?" Ling'er ran two steps before realizing, "Brother, what do you want a plate for?"
"How much money can you bring to these adults with a plate? They can't watch our monkey show for free?" Xiao Chen said coldly.
"Hey, gentlemen, if you like it, please give it to me. You don't need a plate, just hand it over to me. It doesn't matter whether it's gold or silver..." Ling'er went over to collect the money seriously.
Go, go, say goodbye!
Only then did everyone realize that they shouldn't be here to watch the fun. They had nothing to do with themselves, but they must not cause trouble.
In an instant, the birds and beasts dispersed...
"Hey, hey, you guys haven't paid me yet?" Ling'er, a small money fan, and Shangguan Qiji, a big money fan, really didn't have any business, so they chased after them, "Stop, stop, are you watching the show for nothing?"
Huh? Do you really need money?
Huh? You don’t want to give it yet? Ling’er stretched out her little hand, and she’s not allowed to leave without giving it.
Huh! You actually took what Mr. Xiao said as fart... What are their names? Shangguan Qi Jihu pretended to be a tiger and openly threatened.
No way!
Even if Mr. Xiao farts, we have to listen respectfully.
The guys don't know who the fat guy is, but they know that Ling'er is Master Xiao's sister. This must be true. She wants gold and silver, right?
Yes, yes!
Ling'er received a lot of gold and silver and was very happy. She waved her hand and said, "Let's all go. There's no need to pay. Today is the Madam's treat!"
Isn't that right? Everyone was really overjoyed when they heard this. They all expressed their thanks and fled away in a swarm.
The boys at the door couldn't stop him, and they didn't dare to stop him. They all bared their teeth and beat their chests and feet.
"Duan Linger! What do you want to do?" Chao Yun walked over angrily and yelled at Linger.
"It's none of your business." Ling'er said.
"What are you doing up there?" Chao Yun asked angrily, "What do you mean by driving away all our guests?"
"What's going on?" Ling'er said.
"Do you want to fight?" Chao Yun also had a bad temper.
"Am I still afraid of you when we fight?" Ling'er wanted to cause trouble.
"I haven't asked for this girl's name yet..." Shangguan Qiji salivated and wanted to get close to her.
"Go away and die, fat man! You don't look like a good person with your sly eyebrows." Chaoyun hated the whole house.
"Eh? Are all the girls in Yihongyuan so unruly? What kind of attitude do you have towards your guests? Ling'er, I support you in fighting her!" Shangguan Qiji felt quite embarrassed.
"Stop making trouble." But Baili Qingyun strolled down.
"Brother Baili, it's her who is causing trouble!" Chao Yun said angrily, "Do you care if she says she wants to destroy our place?"
"Baili, pay attention to your position. Are you better off with me, or with that little vixen Qiuyue?" Ling'er said.
"Who do you think is a vixen?" But Qiuyue also heard this and spoke out.
"The fox is here!" Ling'er didn't even look at her with a good eye, "I'm sorry, I'm not targeting you, I'm saying that you are all vixens!
Dare to call us vixens! Beat her up!
The three girls were waiting for a fight when they heard a gentle voice say, "Ling'er, I didn't offend you."
But Duanmu Nanqiao, who was wearing a scarf and a white shirt and dressed as a man, appeared gracefully.
"Nan...that's not the case. Well, just for your sake, let them die first." Ling'er still gave Duanmu Nanqiao face, after all, this person is likely to become one of his sisters-in-law... in the future.
In full view of everyone, it was not easy to talk to her anymore, so he pulled up Shangguan Qiji and looked at Duanmu Nanqiao Chichi, "Let's go!"
"Who is this man? Why does he look so familiar?" Shangguan Qiji has never met Duanmu Nanqiao, but he has met Nanfeng. The two sisters look quite similar.
"It's Duanmu Nanqiao." Ling'er whispered.
Damn it! Shangguan Qiji was shocked when he heard this and almost fell to the ground.
"Senior sister, what are Xiao Chen and the others doing?" Qiu Yue asked Nan Qiao quietly.
"Didn't you see the person who came in just now?" Duanmu Nanqiao said softly, "That is the current emperor Li Wanjiang."
Oops! Qiuyue was shocked to hear this and fainted.
Ling'er and his two returned upstairs and saw Xiao Chen and Gong Shouli settling accounts with Zuo Weipan and others.
Let me ask you, how do you calculate the debt for Eunuch Gong after he was punched and kicked like this by Mr. Yu Feihu?
How do you settle the score for your military attache stationed abroad who drew a sword and attempted to kill someone in the Imperial Street of the capital?
If you don't know how to calculate, why don't you invite Zhu Houye, the Commander-in-Chief of Jinyiwei, Lu Jing, Minister of the Ministry of War, Feng Zhengyi, Minister of the Ministry of Punishments, and Wang Anbang, Minister of the Ministry of Personnel, to sit together and slowly calculate it?
Of course it's best not to do it. If they come, will we still be able to survive?
Zuo Weipan calmed down in shock and began to defend himself.
"Eunuch Gong, Mr. Xiao, and Yu Feihu are ignorant and do not recognize the two adults, which is why this big misunderstanding occurred! The official was drunk for a while and did not hear the voices of the two of them. Otherwise, he would have come out earlier.
It doesn’t matter anymore. You two adults are so big, why don’t you argue with him?”
"Of course I don't dare to ask these two adults for this favor. Quan Dang only cares about the face of Prince Fengyang and General Qin Gang. Besides, Yu Feihu's arm is also broken..."