But the person Xiao Chen was looking forward to never came, and there was no news, which made him depressed.
That night, I came back smelling of alcohol again. When I saw Shangguan Qiji shaking the cattail leaf fan in the yard to enjoy the cool air, he became very angry.
Block the wine, but hide here to relax!"
"Hey, you have a drinking capacity and you still need me to help you stop drinking? How many more have you drunk today?" Shangguan Qiji said with a smile.
"You vomit after drinking too much!" Xiao Chen shook his head repeatedly, "Those damn beasts! All of them are big wine cans. Drinking is just like drinking water. You don't have to bring a toilet with you, do you think it's awesome?
It’s okay to just drink soju, but these grandsons don’t know what they think, insisting on mixing soju, white wine, beer, red wine, and vodka together!”
It is what is now called a cocktail. Xiao Chen's fire skills are very good. It is no problem to make soju made from pure grains, but the ingredients of beer, red wine, vodka and other messy things are too complicated. No matter how superb his internal strength is,
But it can't be forced clean.
Especially those Russian vodkas are so blended that they not only give you a headache, but also give you a headache the next day!
"Tch, he who achieves great things doesn't care about gains and losses. You're just complaining about drinking with others?" Shangguan Qiji took out two small black pills from his arms and handed them to Xiao Chen.
Here are the pills for you, swallow them and I’ll help you get results immediately!”
"That's pretty much it." Xiao Chen sat down next to him and was about to swallow the pill when he suddenly smelled the stench of sweat. He suddenly became suspicious. Why is this damn fat man so kind today? And what's more?
Why is he holding hangover pills in his arms? He doesn’t drink...
"Knock it down, it won't feel uncomfortable anymore!" Shangguan Qiji urged him expectantly.
"Eh? Qianye Ling, why are you here?" Xiao Chen suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed behind Shangguan Qiji.
"Ah?" Shangguan Qiji suddenly looked back, but there was no sign of Qianye Ling. When he turned around, Xiao Chen had already stuffed a hangover pill into his mouth. Shangguan Qiji was caught off guard and swallowed it with a gulp.
He was stunned for a moment, and then a tall boy jumped up, scratched his throat with his fingers, and let out bursts of retching, mixed with all kinds of curse words.
"Damn fat man, I knew you had bad intentions!" Xiao Chen laughed, "Tell me honestly, is this the mud ball you rubbed off?"
"It's true that a dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't recognize a good heart!" Shangguan Qiji finally had to reverse his anger and finally forced out the 'sobering pill'. He picked up herbal tea and rinsed his mouth for a long time before sitting down in frustration.
, but still able to speak eloquently.
"Damn it, how dare you say you have good intentions?" Xiao Chen said angrily, "People can't be so shameless!"
"If you knock it down, you will feel sick and have to vomit, right? Won't all the wine in your stomach be vomited out? Wouldn't it be more comfortable if you vomited it out? When people encounter this kind of situation, they sometimes have to drink shit and pee and shit soup! Besides,
Have you ever drank my urine... Hey, don't be violent, a gentleman talks but doesn't use his hands!" The fat man was parrying Xiao Chen's attack.
"By the way, where is Qianye Ling? Shouldn't she be giving you lessons now?" Xiao Chen asked.
"I said I had an appointment with that girl Kudou Naiko to have dinner." Shangguan Qiji said, "I said Xiao Chen, don't just focus on rectifying the school. The atmosphere in Yanyun County should also be rectified. Ang! What the hell!
Is it okay for a girl to go out to a restaurant at night? It’s immoral!"
"This shows that our Yanyun County's public security is good." Xiao Chen knew the slightest and acted from a high position.
"What a heck, the poison was even sent to your Governor's Mansion, you forgot!" Shangguan Qiji said.
"I don't care, as long as the people outside can live and work in peace and contentment." Once Xiao Chen's pattern was opened, he immediately surpassed Fatty by several blocks.
"It's really impossible to chat with someone like you who likes to show off! I have to go back and do my homework. What Chiba left behind, I have to finish it today, otherwise she will curse again tomorrow... Shayannala!"
The fat man got up and went back to the house. When he walked to the door, he suddenly remembered something, "By the way, Wen Chengxu sent someone to tell you that the little prince Moro is here, did you know?"
"Ah? I don't know. Didn't I just come back?" Xiao Chen also stood up and was about to go back. Hearing this, he immediately rushed back with a gust of wind, "Really or not? You kid is not lying to me, right?"
"Yamaipip! Kunayipip! (No, don't come here)" the fat man said,
"Where is that person?" Xiao Chen lazily talked nonsense to him.
"Wow! (I don't know)" Shangguan Qiji put what he had learned into practice.
"You are about to become a lunatic!" Xiao Chen left him and turned around.
"Xikai Kexi Zida! (Crazy)" the fat man yelled at his back.
Xiao Chen went out to find Xu Wenzhou and asked, and it turned out that it was indeed true. Wu Luolan came here in a very low-key manner. When passing by Bailong City, he only met Wen Chengxu alone and stayed there for one night before setting off for the trip.
Wen Chengxu knew that the boss had been thinking about him, so he sent a 800-mile express horse to deliver the message to Xiao Chen, so that the boss could be mentally prepared...
Xiao Chen calculated with his fingers that if there were no accidents on the way, Wu Luolan should arrive tonight. Then he would have to go out of the city to greet him in person, just in time to sober up and eat.
Xiao Ye, Ouyang Yunyi, and Ren Pijiang also came back early today and were 'discussing' with each other in the martial arts field. Xiao Chen saw them and said hello, "Young boys, go out and play with your brother!"
"Hunting?" Ouyang Yunyi was delighted, "I heard there are tigers here!"
"There used to be, but now that there are more people, how can the tiger dare to come out? They have all hid in the mountains, come with me to pick someone up." Xiao Chen said with a smile.
The three little ones, plus followers Li Gehua and Li Yuanqiu, followed Xiao Chen out of the city happily. Ouyang Yunyi didn't forget to bring his big iron gun. It was already dark today, so we couldn't leave.
What if we encounter robbers or something along the way?
Xiao Ye said that there were probably no robbers within a hundred miles, which made Ouyang Yunyi particularly disappointed. In this case, my little hero would be useless.
"Pijiang, how about we compete in Qinggong?" Ouyang Yunyi and Ren Pijiang have competed many times. He has the upper hand every time, but I always feel that this kid is hiding his clumsiness because he doesn't exert all his strength.
If swords and guns have no eyes, fists and feet are ruthless, and I'm afraid of hurting you and you hurting me, then it's okay to compare Qinggong, right?
"I'm not very good at Qinggong. You should compare with Xiao Ye." Ren Bijiang said.
"He can't do it!" Ouyang Yunyi shook his head.
We have already competed with each other. Apart from being extremely powerful and invulnerable, Xiao Ye does not know any other martial arts techniques, let alone light kung fu. Ouyang Yunyi can be ten miles ahead of him in one breath, and he still has to sleep and wait for him.
!
"It's better not to, let's just talk..." Ren Bijiang likes to be quiet and doesn't like to move, which is quite similar to Xiao Ye.
But Ouyang Yunyi has a monkey temper like Sun Wukong, preferring to be active rather than quiet.
Seeing that Ren Bijiang refused, he raised his spear with a loud shout and swept it towards Ren Bijiang.
Ren Pijiang sighed helplessly, jumped up from his horse, and landed firmly on the tip of the spear, his clothes fluttering like a fairy.