Before Xiao Chen set out on his journey, Wu Xiuping suddenly fell ill.
The disease is very serious, but also very strange, the kind that even Shangguan Qiji cannot detect the symptoms of!
Xiao Chen was alarmed early in the morning, and he rushed over to visit him. When he saw Wu Xiuping lying motionless on the bed, his eyes closed, and his face flushed, his heart dropped. Damn it, Brother Xiuping, are you swollen?
What a?
This seems to be a state of near death.
"I'm going to die." Wu Xiuping said in a weak voice as he was about to die.
"Fat man?" Seeing that he could still speak, Xiao Chen felt that he was not hopeless yet.
"Let him die." The fat man said angrily.
Yeah? What kind of words is this!
"They pretended to be sick so early in the morning and were desperate. I was just thinking about it when they woke me up. Look, I didn't even wear shoes...what the hell!" The fat man was really angry.
Pretending to be sick? Xiao Chen was surprised again. Brother Shuhei is not such a pretentious person. Why is it that he has been so tired from work recently that he is exhausted mentally and physically, and is now hopeless?
"My heart hurts, it hurts like a knife!" Wu Xiuping said weakly, "My heart feels empty, nothing."
You ask me how deep the pain is? Sing a song to represent my heart. Xiao Chen, please help me beat the beat. I can't find the right tune...
You say you are so tender, give me a dream, wandering in the undulating waves, in your arms, my dream comes true, turning around, the waves are turbulent and disappearing from the world of mortals, leaving traces of water and empty regrets, I wish I could only
May he be born with yesterday’s figure accompanying him and never be separated from him forever!
Clang in a clang...
It is said that you who are so strange, crushing my dreams, like the brief light of foam on the water, are my life... are my life...
Damn it, it's all over, something bad has happened. Xiao Chen was deeply shocked after hearing about Wu Xiuping's illness. That tender girl couldn't be Qianye Ling, right?
"Ah, bah!" The fat man became even more angry, "My goddess, he deserves it too!"
Who is that? Make me, Shuhei-san, suddenly fall deeply lovesick and become terminally ill?
"Xiao Chen, do you think they look alike?" Wu Xiuping suddenly opened his eyes, grabbed Xiao Chen, and looked at him expectantly.
"Who are you...looking like?" Xiao Chenxin said that you shouldn't be called San Madman, you should be called Big Madman. Even madmen are not as crazy as you!
"He Zhiyuan!" Wu Xiuping grabbed Xiao Chen's arm tightly and wouldn't let go, "You can't help but know that the heroine whose lust is in the sky is the lover of my dreams!"
Oh... Xiao Chen suddenly realized that Wu Xiuping was talking about her!
It was none other than Li Zhixian, Li Renzong’s niece. No wonder Xiao Chen felt that she looked familiar at first sight last night. It turned out that she looked very similar to He Zhiyuan! It’s just that Li Zhixian had sideburns, and the impression was
He Zhiyuan in the movie has long hair and shawl... What a good boy, good eyesight, ah, this is not good eyesight. As long as a normal man is not blind, he will definitely like such a beautiful woman.
"Don't you think this is something that doesn't happen?" said the fat man, "I just saw her last night, and now I'm sick, and I'm desperate to die. I'm really worthless!"
The fat man said that I really despise you.
"Don't talk about Xiuping, aren't you the same?" Xiao Chen said.
"Don't compare him to me. Our love is so pure and noble." The fat man said, "That's not the case with this kid. He is purely in love with someone else's body. Look, there is evidence here. It was him yesterday.
Left over from late spring dreams!"
The fat man said as he lifted the quilt off Wu Xiuping's body, and what he saw was unsightly.
Oops, it's so unbearable and embarrassing! Xiao Chen immediately closed his eyes, and suddenly felt that his arm was still being grabbed by Wu Xiuping. He quickly shook it off, and a layer of goosebumps suddenly appeared all over his body. Damn, what did you use last night?
Not this hand?
"You're a man, who hasn't had a frivolous dream when you were young? I'm a thirty-year-old man, and I've never even held a woman's hand in my past life. How can I imagine that?
It’s been a long night, tossing and turning, and when the love reaches the depths...why don’t you allow me to have an erotic dream and indulge for a little while?”
Wu Xiuping became so angry that he broke the jar and threw it. He was just a fox in the mountains. He was talking about chatting with me!
What kind of brothers are you? Seeing my brother so sad, you didn’t comfort me and help me. Instead, you mocked me with sarcastic words, scolded me with harsh words, and stabbed a knife in my heart that was already bleeding. It made me heartbroken and painful.
It's so painful that it's so painful that I don't want to live... Please get out of here and let me die!
The two of them couldn't stand still anymore. They both smelled a familiar and disgusting smell in their noses... Without saying a word, they opened all the windows on all sides. The cold wind blew in, and Wu Xiuping screamed in the cold. What nonsense?
!Hurry up and change your clothes. Throw away this thing you are wearing immediately and throw it into the stove to burn. You are so shameless and we still have shame.
"You two are both bad guys, Ah Zhi!" Wu Xiuping was really sick now. As soon as he got out of bed, he was blown by the cold wind. It would be strange not to be sick.
"Damn it, you kid is even more awesome than me. My love rival is a prince... ah no, he is the prince now. It would be better for you to have a love rival who is the current Emperor of Zhou Dynasty! If you have
I'm so handsome and unrestrained, but my appearance is nothing more than that. Take a look at your character and think about whether the princess will like you?"
"It's really a toad that wants to eat swan meat, and it has come up with new ways to eat it! I'm telling you, it's impossible. She is the princess of Gao Juli. Who are you? A rationale... what kind of thing are you doing?
Oh, man from science and engineering, do you think you are worthy of joining this family?" The fat man asked with a question that struck a chord.
"Not worthy." Wu Xiuping sighed. She is a goddess and I am an otaku. One is in the sky and the other is underground. They are separated by the atmosphere, stratosphere, troposphere...in short, there are many layers.
That's why I'm so sad.
"If you say you're worthless, you'll give me a coward right now!" The fat man became even more angry when he saw his virtue, "What's wrong with the princess? The princess is not a human being? Please touch your crotch for me, do you have any eggs?"
If you want, get hard! Are you still a man when you are so soft? A toad still wants to eat swan meat, you are worse than a toad!"
"Then what do you want me to do?" Wu Xiuping asked resentfully.
"Get rid of her!" Fatty said, "Don't say she is just a princess, so what if she is a princess? Can she still escape from the clutches of our brothers? That's it, Xiao Chen, go and catch her now
, I prepared a pair of poison for her to eat, and stuffed it directly into Shuhei's bed, allowing him to realize his dream, and also fulfilling our brotherhood!"
"Ah? This, this, this is embarrassing, right?" Wu Xiuping smiled shyly.
"Damn it, you still know how to be embarrassed?" the fat man said with a smile.