Yang Huan opened his eyes and found himself sitting on a chair in the community. There was another person beside him, supporting him with his shoulders. At that moment, his consciousness woke up. He hurriedly turned his head to look, and then saw
His face was darkened.
The old handsome guy looked at him with a smile: "Xiao Yang, wake up."
"Why...am I here?" Yang Huan remembered clearly that he was at Hei Gongming's house. He mocked the scumbag for a few words, but was slapped on the neck by the scumbag, and then he
Can't remember anything.
Hei Gongming sighed: "Xiao Yang, I have always thought that you are an excellent person, a person with cultivation and taste, but how come you have such a habit?"
"What habit?" Yang Huan was confused.
"Do you really want me to say it?"
Yang Huan looked very depressed: "No, I remember I was raped by that boy named Luo..."
Hei Gongming interrupted Yang Huan: "Do you like zipping in front of women?"
"Uncle Ming, why do I have such a habit?" Yang Huan lowered his head and looked at his pants. The zipper was fine.
But at this moment, his eyes glazed over, and his right hand reached out to his pants uncontrollably, grabbing the zipper head and pulling it down.
A bit of red fabric was exposed from the zipper.
"Look, you're here again." There was a hint of disgust in Hei Gongming's tone.
Yang Huan hurriedly pulled up the zipper: "Uncle Ming, I...I don't have this habit, I..."
Hei Gongming stood up: "Xiao Yang, go back first and consult a psychiatrist. Take those two bottles of wine back, I can't accept your gift."
Yang Huan hurriedly explained: "No, Uncle Ming, I..."
Before he could finish his sentence, one of his hands reached out to his pants again, grabbed the zipper pull and pulled it down.
There is no sense of bounce, just a little bit of red fabric.
"Hey." Hei Huming sighed, shook his head, and left.
Yang Huan stood stunned on the side of the road, with an exclamation mark and a question mark swirling in his mind.
I actually exposed myself to an old man!
Is this my true face?
A mobile phone slowly rose into the air and then flew into a window.
Yang Huan didn't notice at all. He was stunned for a long time and left with two bottles of wine.
The back of the returned master's degree looks so lonely.
Luoyang stuck his head out of the window and glanced at Yang Huan, feeling a little sorry.
Well, sir, my mother-in-law asked me to come as a foil. The appearance of my big-breasted brother made me excited, and the dream of combining power and business also made me yearn for it. But in the end, he knocked me out with a palm first, and then...
Use the Feather Blade Evil Spirit to make someone unzip an old leader twice in a row...
This will have a great impact on people's psychology, and it is not certain that they will even be bent over.
"Brother, stop looking, it's time to eat." Black-armed Butterfly came behind Luoyang and poked Luoyang's waist with a finger.
Luoyang closed the windows.
Black-armed Butterfly Wangfu looked at Luoyang and said in a small voice: "We will stay at home tonight."
Luoyang glanced at Su Meihui who was placing dishes and chopsticks in the dining room, and asked quietly: "Is it appropriate?"
"What's wrong with my son-in-law and daughter staying at her parents' house for one night? Listen to me, you'll stay in my room tonight," Black Armed Butterfly said.
Luoyang nodded.
Hei Gongming came back and said with a smile: "Xiao Luo, I sent Yang Huan away, and he didn't even mention that you knocked him out. If he calls the police, we will all say that you didn't beat him."
Luoyang: "..."
Black Brachial Butterfly touched Luoyang's waist with her elbow.
Luoyang suddenly smiled: "Dad, thank you for your hard work."
"Why are you so polite? We are a family, and your mother and I will definitely stand by you." Hei Gongming said.
"It's time to eat," Su Meihui said.
A table of delicious food and great wine.
Su Meihui peeled a shrimp and put it in Luoyang's bowl, with a smile on her face: "Xiao Luo, it will be good for you to eat more shrimps."
"Thank you, Mom." Luoyang was very polite, and he returned to normal.
A domineering son-in-law was never suitable for him, it was the vixen's idea.
"Xiao Luo, you are a cultivator. You must have some kind of elixir. Is there anything suitable for your father and I?" Su Meihui looked at her son-in-law eating shrimp, and she became more and more interesting.
In the mother-in-law's heart, Hei Gongming was more handsome than anyone else back then, but he was nothing compared to his son-in-law.
Luoyang thought for a moment: "Yes, I still have some warrior pills, which I put in the cave. I will get them later so that you and dad can eat them."
Su Meihui's eyes shone brightly and she said: "Mengshidan, the name sounds very good, so I'll thank you in advance, hahahaha."
The flower branches tremble.
Luoyang glanced at his father-in-law, whose eye sockets were already a little sunken, with the corner of his eye. He sighed in his heart and said secretly: "My father-in-law, I'm sorry. You are so weak. I will give you some fierce pills. You can take care of yourself. Don't
Hang your headshot on the wall, otherwise my conscience will be disturbed."
"Xiao Luo, eat another shrimp." Su Meihui put another peeled shrimp into Luoyang's bowl.
"Thank you, Mom." Luoyang smiled back.
This old mother-in-law is so enthusiastic.
"Mom, why are you so partial? I am your biological child and you don't even peel the shrimp for me." Black Brachial Butterfly was jealous.
Su Meihui rolled her eyes and said, "Don't you have any hands?"
Black-armed Butterfly: "..."
After the dinner was over, Hei Hudie and Su Meihui put away the dishes, and Luoyang went into the secret realm of the cave alone, took out a few warrior pills placed in the thatched cottage, and gave them to his father-in-law.
"Dad, remember, you can eat one-fifth of a pill at a time." Luoyang warned.
Hei Huming asked curiously: "What will happen if you eat one?"
Luoyang patted Hei Huming on the shoulder and said meaningfully: "You will know after you try eating a fifth of one tonight."
He also glanced at the wall specifically, wondering if his father-in-law understood his hint.
After chatting for a while, Su Meihui and Hei Hudie came out of the kitchen, and the two men were led away by their respective women and went back to their respective rooms.
The two bedrooms are facing each other, separated by a corridor more than one meter wide.
Luoyang walked in and took a look at Black Brachial Butterfly's room.
Black Brachial Butterfly's room is pink and decorated in a girlish style. There are a lot of cosmetics on the dressing table in the corner, and there is also a photo frame with a photo of a little girl in it.
The little girl is pretty and has big eyes.
Luoyang walked over and said with a smile: "Xiaodie, is this a photo of you when you were a child?"
"Well, it was taken when I was seven years old." Black Brachial Butterfly hugged Luoyang's waist from behind and stuck close to him.
Luoyang picked up the photo frame and looked at it carefully: "You were so beautiful when you were a child. Every inch of time and every inch of gold, you have grown so big."
"Time cannot be bought with gold." Black-armed Butterfly suddenly sighed, "It's a pity that I don't have time. Brother, do you like time?"
Luoyang: "?"
"Brother, give me 13 dollars."
Luoyang was confused: "What are you talking about?"
The black-armed butterfly walked away and exhaled like a orchid: "Give me 13 knives, and I will spend time with my brother."
Luoyang: "..."
What's wrong with her?
"Brother, do you want to have such a beautiful daughter?" Black Brachial Butterfly stood on tiptoes and spoke in Luoyang's ear, with a warm breath in her soft voice.
Luoyang's brain was still pondering the vixen's sigh about time just now, and he didn't have an answer yet. Suddenly he was asked if he wanted a daughter, and another little girl appeared in his mind, Song Meiqi. Once, he regarded Song Meiqi as his daughter.
It’s a daughter’s view, but it’s a pity that they don’t have the fate of being a father and daughter. Song Meiqi is the reincarnation of Luo Ji, and the memory of her previous life has been awakened. How can a high priest of the Sanxingdui civilization be his daughter?
Then you can only create it yourself.
"Well, of course I do." Luoyang imagined the appearance of the non-existent little cotton-padded jacket, "The daughter we gave birth to will definitely be very beautiful and cute."
Black-armed Butterfly walked around in front of Luoyang, still hugging his waist tightly, and gently swayed her small waist like a water snake in a close posture, making a sound
The voice was soft and moist: "Brother, I want to be Tang Monk."
Luoyang was intoxicated with the taste of the legendary rustling dance. Suddenly he heard what the vixen said, and he burst out laughing: "It's so good, why did you think of becoming Tang Monk?"
Black Brachial Butterfly bit her red lips gently: "I want to learn from it."
Luoyang: "..."
The four eyes looked at each other.
The air is filled with sour, salty, earthy and grassy elements.
This is what love tastes like.
An invisible spark suddenly ignited between the two of them, and they rushed towards each other, grappling together, biting like wild beasts, and entangled like snakes.
Play games.
The equipment fell to the floor.
The vixen's coat increases agility by 5 and protection by 66.
The eyepatch of the Eye of the Giant increases healing by 38 and reduces agility by 6.
The pennant from the mysterious cave increases magic by 11 and strength by 69.
The spearman's coat increases strength by 66 and protection by 33...
In the next room.
Su Meihui, who was holding up a warrior pill and looking at it, suddenly moved her eyes to the door. She heard a sound. After a brief doubt, she was sure, and a strange expression appeared on her face.
Hei Huming frowned, and he heard it too.
Su Meihui burst into laughter: "Old man, we really gave birth to a little vixen."
Hei Gongming was unhappy and said angrily: "You are Xiaodie's mother, how can you say this about her? You gave birth to Xiaodie, and you say she is a vixen, then are you also a vixen?"
Su Meihui puffed up her F-cup chest, with a proud look on her face: "I am a vixen, what do you want?"
Hei Huming: "I..."
He had no idea.
The strange and exaggerated sound became denser and clearer.
Su Meihui smiled from ear to ear: "Our son-in-law is really fierce."
Hei Huming sighed.
He is also responsible for the bad family tradition, but his responsibility is that he is too soft and not hard enough.
"Here, take this pill." Su Meihui handed a fifth of the pill to Hei Gongming's hand.
Hei Gongming put the fifth of the warrior pill into his mouth, took another sip of water and drank it.
At this time, he saw Su Meihui put the remaining four-fifths of the Mengshi Dan into her mouth. He hurriedly said: "Meihui, my son-in-law said, you can't eat so much."
However, Su Meihui swallowed four-fifths of the Warrior Pills, and then said with a smile: "That's because our son-in-law considered that you are weak, so he asked you to eat less. I am in good health, and I can eat fine."
Hei Gongming was about to say something when suddenly a wave of heat flowed downwards.
Stand up!
"Meihui, this pill..." Hei Gongming suddenly found Su Meihui looking at him with bright eyes. He was so familiar with that look. Coupled with his own reaction, he suddenly understood what the warrior pill given by his son-in-law was.
The medicine is gone.
Su Meihui suddenly rushed over.
Hei Huming fell on the bed, looking at the ceiling, feeling depressed.
He eats one-fifth of a Mengshidan pill, and Su Meihui eats three-quarters of a Mengshidan pill. Is this any different from him eating a whole pill?
It's late at night.
Everything fell silent.
Black Butterfly nestled in Luoyang's arms, her charming eyes half-open and half-closed, her eyes a little blurry. Her whole body and mind were immersed in the ocean of joy, swinging back and forth.
Luoyang suddenly remembered something and said warmly: "Xiaodie, I want to enter the nine-story demon tower."