As soon as Liu Chang arrived at Tianlu Pavilion, all the princes who were studying looked at him and laughed, and some shouted: "Elder brother! You have a new scar on your butt!"
He did not answer, but sat immersed in his papers, took out his textbook, and asked the attendant for pen and ink.
They deliberately shouted loudly: "I heard that you robbed a little girl of her snacks!"
Liu Chang opened his eyes wide, "How dare you taint someone's innocence like this..."
"What kind of innocence? I saw you snatching snacks from others the day before yesterday, and being hung up and beaten by your mother!"
Liu Chang's face turned red, veins popped out on his forehead, and he argued: "Then how can it be considered robbery? I just want to ask where she bought it from...can it be considered robbery?", and it became more and more difficult.
If you understand, the words "must kill", "a gentleman's revenge" and the like made everyone burst into laughter, and the atmosphere inside and outside Tianlu Pavilion was filled with joy.
Liu Chang is the joke-making machine in the palace. In this quiet, unsmiling palace where everyone has a straight face, only Liu Chang can bring happiness to everyone. The interesting things in the palace can make everyone laugh.
, nine out of ten times it was made by Liu Chang.
For example, Liu Chang ran around in the palace and gave the censor a headbutt. Then the censor proposed in the court meeting to stipulate a set of etiquette in the palace, including not walking fast and not bumping into the censor.
Something like that. Another example is when Liu Chang robbed a little girl of her snacks, but it turned out that she was the daughter of Marquis Wuyang, and he was hung up by Empress Lu and beaten...
In an atmosphere that is extremely depressing and makes it difficult to breathe, it is a joy to have such a living treasure.
Everything else was fine, but the matter of grabbing snacks really put Liu Chang on the rack of shame.
Liu Chang sometimes wonders, how will I be recorded in the history books?
If future generations read in history books that one of Liu Bang's sons openly snatched snacks from little girls in the palace, would they laugh or spit and call him a scumbag?
Liu Chang felt that he had to do something, so that he could not be nailed to the shame rack of history forever and be spurned by future generations.
Of all the people who laughed at him, Ruyi was the one who laughed the hardest, which escalated the hatred between the two. However, due to age and eloquence, most of the time, Liu Chang was the one who suffered the loss. On one occasion, he was full of confidence
I made a big centipede and put it at Liu Ruyi's feet, trying to scare him.
In the end, Liu Ruyi was not afraid of rejoicing, she suddenly drew her sword, cut off the centipede with one strike, and then shamelessly boasted, "I finally have the same achievements as my father!"
Bah, you deserve it too?
How can you blow better than me?
Anyway, most of Liu Bang's children like to brag a bit, and even the honest Liu Hui is no exception. Sometimes, the brothers get together to brag, and the fourth brother always brags about his future governance strategy.
It seems that if he goes to any vassal state, he can govern that vassal state to be richer than the state of Qi.
Let alone Ruyi, he always boasts that like his father, he will always be able to establish an unparalleled reputation.
Liu Hui also occasionally boasted about his popularity. He boasted that he knew almost all the servants in the palace and had good friendships with them.
Regarding this, Liu Chang only felt that they were shameless and it was better for him. He had always been pragmatic and had not been tainted by his father's bragging temper.
The same goes for Liu Ying. Although he always talks about his shortcomings in various aspects and never talks about his advantages, the problem is that he always compares himself with some people at the ceiling level.
"Not as good as Han Xin, not as good as Zhang Liang in strategy." Can you look in the mirror before comparing yourself with those people?
Liu Chang felt that each of their heirs seemed to have inherited one of Liu Bang's strengths. The eldest brother inherited Rou, the second brother inherited goodness, Ruyi inherited badness, the fourth brother inherited benevolence, the fifth brother inherited warmth, and the sixth brother inherited
So... low-key? The eighth brother can't tell it yet. If I have to say it, his crying voice is quite similar to his father's singing.
As for myself, basically all my advantages have been inherited. I am gentle, kind-hearted, a benevolent gentleman, gentle and respectful, and low-key. Hey, perfect.
"Not long ago you said you wanted to learn martial arts with Marquis Wuyang...but you bullied Marquis Wuyang's daughter...I think you should consider finding another teacher."
"What? That accuser is Fan Kuai's daughter??"
"Oh my god...you don't even know this?? Read more books...will you?"
Liu Chang was a little confused. Thinking about Fan Kuai's size, he suddenly felt timid. He looked at Liu Heng beside him and asked, "Fourth brother, I want to ask you something?"
"you say."
"If Marquis Wuyang wants to beat me, will my father stop him?"
"Well...do you want to hear the truth?"
"Uh-huh."
"Be nice to that little girl...if my father finds out, he will call Wuyang Hou to beat you..."
Even though he was reluctant, Liu Chang still managed to change his attitude towards the little girl. The same happened to the girl. Since that day, she often came to the palace for a walk, claiming that she was here to visit her aunt. In fact,
He just came to show off his power in front of Liu Chang. Every day he would bring different snacks and eat them arrogantly in front of him, and even act coquettishly for his mother from time to time.
My mother was also deceived by this little girl. She held her there all day long to coax her, hug her and kiss her, completely leaving Liu Chang aside.
Liu Chang sat aside angrily, squinting his eyes and looking at her.
"Do you want to eat? I've asked before. I'm older than you. Just call me sister and I'll give it to you?"
"Okay, then you can feed it to me. I will scream after you eat it."
Fan Qing squatted obediently next to Liu Chang, watching Liu Chang slowly eat snacks, full of expectation.
Liu Chang finished eating quickly.
"Okay, now that you're done eating, go ahead and call."
"What's it called?"
"Call Auntie!"
"Why?"
"You just promised me!"
"Yes? Why didn't I know? Did you give me something to eat? Do you have any evidence?"
"Wow~~~"
...
Queen Lu suddenly wanted to go on a far journey.
Liu Ying came to Jiaofang Hall in person.
"Mom, it's a long journey, not to mention there are fighting everywhere now. Please let me go with you."
Empress Lu glanced at Liu Ying, smiled disdainfully, and asked, "Did the Fourth Elder ask you to speak?"
"yes."
Empress Lu frowned and reprimanded: "As a prince, did you learn this from them? The people of the Three Kingdoms are suffering from war, shouldn't you do something? Are you the prince of the world? Or am I the only one?
A human prince?! Do you think that to be an emperor is to learn to be a saint?"
"If you can do something good for the country and the people, I won't blame you even if you never come to see me again. But if you can't do something good, you will always be around me asking for help.
I won’t value you one bit either!”
"You are the prince! Go and do what a prince should do!"
Inexplicably being scolded by Empress Lu, the prince lowered his head helplessly.
Why doesn't he want to do it? But there is Empress Lu in domestic affairs, and Xiao He is in charge of local affairs, so what can he do?
Empress Lu sighed and said, "I am going out this time, and I have to leave the domestic affairs to you."
Liu Ying's eyes lit up and she asked, "Can I make my own decision?"
Queen Lu became even more angry, "Is there someone still tying up your hands and feet?"
Liu Chang sat aside and snickered. Empress Lu glared at him fiercely and cursed: "The prince is not like the prince, and the prince is not like the prince!"
"Why does my mother always come and scold me every time my eldest brother makes my mother angry?"
Empress Lu scolded her two sons severely, and then quickly told Liu Ying what to do, "There are many people who have fled because of the war. These people have no food and need clothes. You have to find a way to appease them."
...In areas such as Chu, Jing, and Qi, although no people have fled, the young people have gone to the battlefield. You have to find a way... Otherwise, there will be a big problem if grain production is reduced next year..."
Liu Chang also listened carefully. In fact, although my mother looks fierce, she is still kind-hearted. In Jiaofang Hall, you can often see your mother worrying about the situation in various places. Although she is a bit strict, she
He is indeed doing something, unlike someone who drinks and sings every day, and I have never seen him worry about anything.
Of course, it might be because I didn't see him much, and every time I saw him it was at a banquet, so I could only see him drinking and singing.
After explaining these things, Empress Lu was ready to leave.
Liu Chang's face was filled with a smile, his mother was gone! That's great!
Now, no one in Jiaofang Palace can take care of him. His spring is here. He can make trouble as he wants and bully whomever he wants. Ruyi, right? Fan Qing, right? Hahaha, just wait!
Just when Liu Chang was ecstatic, Queen Lu seemed to notice his appearance.