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Chapter 80, Embarrassing things about children

Every time when the Yu family worships their ancestors during the New Year and festivals, they carry it together and laugh at the same time, then they disperse and find their own place to laugh for a long time.

Today's rich people may have been poor ten generations ago or twenty generations ago, and the same is true for the Yu family.

At that time, Yucheng was desolate and there were few people and the land outside the city was barren. There was a place named Gou Boshi, which means the poor are not as good as dogs.

The ancestor of the Yu family fell down one day and got up and kicked away the stone. There was a hundred taels of silver buried underneath, so he bought the place. From then on, he had land. Although it took several generations to cultivate the land to get a good harvest, but with

Even when you are landless, you can still be considered wealthy.

It is very hard to raise land by carrying a hand-drawn cart on one's shoulders, but those who work on the land have a hard time, and the ancestors of the Yu family have nothing to complain about. One hundred taels of silver appeared for nothing, and an acre of land is not as good as a dog. 70% of the field is weeds, and the remaining 30% is grain.

If this continues, the Yu family should accumulate money from generation to generation and become a rich man. Another generation of ancestors wrestled on the ground and picked up a book. Yes, he thought that God reminded the ancestors to appear. If the family has some extra money, it is better to send their children to study. If

If you win the exam, you can also be exempted from paying some taxes. This place is called Jibutao.

Listen to the name, chickens eat insects, but there are no insects here. Because weeds are difficult to grow, insects are not raised. It is also a desolate place. Later, the Yu family also bought it, and the land that has been cultivated for generations is now a farm.

Yu Wuluo deliberately chose these lines to read out. She was also one of the people who found a place to laugh after reciting them during ancestor worship.

There is no way, young people are relatively lively, and they can forcefully find jokes even when there are no jokes. What's more, it is ridiculous for them to make a fortune from a place where dogs are not as good as chickens.

The children of the Yu family were deeply impressed. Upon hearing this, they should be able to guess that they were friends rather than enemies, and dare to have a bold conversation.

Yu Xinhai and others had strange expressions on their faces. Why were there still people reciting the Yu family's family motto in this strange place? They were stunned for a moment. They didn't know how to be vigilant first, but Master Ma came up with a new trick to force them to confess and frame the Master. They were still shocked and confused.

I was so happy that I thought there was a savior.

"A dog is not as good as Zhuangzi. He can make a fortune with a hundred taels. Where chickens don't chatter, the ancestors have spirit."

In the quiet night, the voice is like a hundred souls coming out of the valley, a clear spring flowing over stones, and listening to it can heal your wounds and refresh your soul.

Yu Zhongzhun thought that this was a dilemma, so he might as well give it a try. He looked for the sound and moved over. He found a small hole in the wall and the sound came in from the outside.

Yu Zhongzhun whispered: "Adhere to the will of the ancestors and never forget poverty..." This is the second sentence of the spirit of the ancestors.

Outside the wall, then the next sentence, recited smoothly.

Yu Zhongzhun was pleasantly surprised. Except for the members of the Yu family, who could memorize it so fluently? He turned around and smiled at Yu Xinhai and others, and then asked in a low voice: "Who are you?"

The person outside the wall did not answer, but asked: "Who are you?"

After Yu Zhongzhun and others were captured, he remained stubborn until today and did not give his name, so he hesitated: "I am Si Maozi." This was his nickname.

"It's not allowed to hit you, it's not allowed to hit you." said outside the wall.

Yu Chongzhun couldn't laugh or cry. This was his joke. After entering school, he read miscellaneous books and carried the Yi Jing everywhere to tell fortunes for his brothers. Yu Chongzhun was playful and wanted to catch a good grasshopper, but he couldn't catch it. He saw Yu Chongzhun bragging about himself.

If the calculation is accurate, let him do the calculation.

Yu Zhongzhun was very careful and asked him to turn left and right, go forward three alleys and back two alleys. Behind the first door from the corner, there was a good Grasshopper.

Yu Chongzhun went there, but it turned out to be a pit. The old house was uninhabited, and the owner was going to repair and rearrange the foundation. As soon as Yu Chongshi opened the door, people fell in.

Fortunately, he was not injured, but there was a big hole in his clothes. He came back crying, grabbed Yu Zhongzhun and beat him: "I can't hit you." Yu Wuluo followed her grandfather to school at that time, and her grandfather taught while she played. She watched it from beginning to end.

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Yu Zhongshi was here. When he saw Yu Zhongzhun staying for a while and not coming back, he was afraid that he would be deceived, so he quietly came over. Yu Zhongzhun chuckled: "Liumaodan is also here."

"One must be gravel, one must be gravel." Another voice said outside the wall.

Yu Zhongshi also jumped in joy. This was when he grabbed Yu Zhong and hit him. Si Maozi was not convinced and shouted that there must be a grasshopper in the pit. You can't catch it, so don't seek my bad luck. The two of them were fighting, but he couldn't beat Yu Zhongshi.

, he said to relieve his anger: "If you are sure of gravel, I will be sure of gravel."

Yu Wuluo came out earlier than his grandfather and watched the excitement in Mama Xue's arms with great interest.

Later, the parents of the two families arrived. Liu Mao Dan Niang felt sorry for her son's clothes, and she also quarreled with Si Mao Zi Niang. Yu Cun said it was insulting to the gentlemen, and asked the patriarch to teach the two families a lesson. This matter caused a big commotion in the ancestral hall, and Yu Wuluo therefore

Remember it.

Others in the clan will not mention it later, otherwise it will be like repeatedly exposing other people's jokes.

From then on, until Yu Zhongzhun and Yu Chongshi rushed to take the imperial examination for the first time, they stayed in the province and ate together, and the cousins ​​became good friends again.

Yu Zhongzhun and Yu Chongshi were overjoyed: "Who are you, brother? Please save us."

Outside the door, Lei Fengqi and Master Ma were sitting on two long benches, and the two of them were still talking to each other.

"You're talking nonsense."

"You are derelict in your duties."

Yu Zhongshi laughed out loud, and Master Ma was stunned for a moment. He instinctively listened to the room. The thunder and wind had good ears, so he was more sure that it was the movement in the room. It was impossible for Master Ma to listen to it. He could break through the door without breaking the law.

The pattern of the river water, he leaned close to Master Ma's other ear and whispered: "You are so heartless and careless, you are such a fool."

Mr. Ma's anger rose, and he suddenly forgot to listen to the people in the room. People from the Siping Marquis Mansion were also here, and Mr. Ma felt that no one dared to provoke them.

He was furious and cursed: "You are shameless, dishonest, and a bastard."

This sound was as loud as usual, like ripples in the night. The soldiers guarding the courtyard impatiently said: "Two adults, this is an inn, don't disturb the people."

"Oh." Mr. Ma, who was on someone else's territory, replied meekly.

He felt tired and sleepy, but Lei Fengqi refused to let him go. He sat back and calmly whispered: "You are derelict in your duties."

"You're talking nonsense." Mr. Ma habitually replied, then regretted it.

"You are derelict in your duties."

"You're talking nonsense."

Lei Fengqi chuckled secretly, I'm not tired of you. The civil servants are far less healthy than the generals. This fool seems to have not slept well for a few days. He may have caught the excitement of the Yu family's children, and his eyes are blue. Don't sleep tonight either.

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"You are derelict in your duties." Lei Fengqi said.

...

Mr. Ma spoke loudly, and Yu Zhongshi covered his mouth in warning. Yu Zhongzhun looked at him reproachfully. Through the moonlight, he saw the tiredness on Yu Zhongshi's face, but he couldn't bear to come up and looked away with reproach.

Outside the wall, Yu Wuluo also paused for a while. After a while, everything was quiet. She quickly asked a few people how they were doing and whether they were injured. Then she said: "If you encounter danger after going on the road, don't panic. Protect yourself and everyone."

That’s fine.”

"Okay, be careful, brother." Yu Zhongzhun and Yu Zhongshi didn't dare to ask any more questions, for fear of delaying the time and fear of Master Ma discovering.

The faint moonlight that penetrated the small hole disappeared, and Yu Zhongzhun and Yu Zhongshi knew that the hole was blocked. The two of them were relieved and returned to Yu Xinhai and the others, and told them what had happened.

------Digression-----

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