"Sister, look, even the ordinary Shangguan Haoyuan has appeared."
"This idiot is not afraid of being embarrassed in front of the second princess."
"Don't draw conclusions yet, let's take a look and then speak." The audience on the stage started talking.
I saw him, holding a paper fan, striding forward with a high-spirited look. Some people were used to his usual dandy look, and suddenly laughed out loud.
Yuzu Takata Shiro,
Plowing under the raincoat in the middle of the night.
The strength of man and cattle is exhausted,
The East is still unclear
Bang bang bang, Hanwen was the first to applaud, "A good poem, although it is concise and clear, the artistic conception is not diminished, and it fully illustrates the hard work of the people."
"Why don't you, the eldest prince, also come to sing a song? I'm all ears."
"Brother Yuwen is too polite, just call me Hanwen"
Liu Decai also came out at this time and said, "Brother Hanwen, come and sing a song to open our eyes. Taizhou talents are famous all over the world, and they are known as Mount Taishan in literary competitions."
"My younger brother has little talent and little knowledge. I dare not insult the name of the sages, so I won't make a fool of myself in front of everyone."
"It seems that Brother Hanwen doesn't like our poems," Li Shangyuan said aggressively.
"No, no, no, that's not what I meant."
"Look at me, I don't have the thin skin and tender flesh from someone who has done farm work. Unlike Brother Yuwen, who has personally experienced the sufferings of the people, led cows to the fields, and admired me. I am extremely vulgar and can only appreciate flowers, the moon, and beauties."
"Hahaha, that's right. You were not weaned when you were ten years old, and you are not yet enlightened now when you are fifteen years old."
As soon as he finished speaking, Hanwen spoke:
"The breeze heralds the dawn of spring, flowers wake up from their dreams, the garden is filled with the fragrance of flowers, people are more beautiful than flowers, who is the most beautiful in the garden is the two girls on the stage"
"Although his poetry is not very good, his flattering skills are top-notch," Liu Pinde said.
"Did you see that people are praising you?"
"How do you know he is praising me? Maybe he is praising himself. He is the second child at home, and he also said that he has thin skin and tender flesh like a girl."
"Asking you to compose poetry is not flattery."
"How can this be flattery? I'm obviously telling the truth. Do you mean to say that these three princesses are not beautiful?"
"I don't. The princess is as beautiful as a fairy, surpassing all other beauties."
"So, Brother Yuwen, I think the third princess is more beautiful than the second princess."
""No, no, that's not what I meant. The second princess is naturally more beautiful than the third princess."
"Good vision, everyone says right?"
"Yes yes yes"
Only then did Yuwen Haoyuan realize that he had been tricked, because the third princess was indeed more beautiful than the second princess.
Liu Pinde said, "This is a poetry meeting, not a competition for eloquence, but a competition for storytellers."
"oh"
“The red sun is scorching like fire,
The wild field rice is half withered.
The farmer's heart is like boiling water,
The princes and grandsons shook their fans.
I am ashamed to be a father, and I will die young if I don’t have enough food.
Little did he know that when the autumn harvest comes, poverty leads to haste."
It is neither seven words nor five rhymes, but as soon as this poem came out, everyone was speechless, and the winner was decided.
"Everyone, now is a nice sunny day. It's a good time to experience farming life. Go to the fields where you need to plow the fields, and raise the silkworms if you need to. If you are too hot, please leave."
"Brother Hanwen has outstanding literary talent, I admire him"
"It's just so-so there, just a little bit better than someone else."
"You" Shangguan Haoyuan was so angry
“Such a strong smell of gunpowder”
Shangguan Haoyuan was extremely angry because he was the clown who laughed at me, but he remained calm and smiled.
"Hahaha, my literary talent is indeed not as good as that of brother Hanwen. I wonder how good brother Hanwen's riding and archery skills are. Can he be able to shoot this 50-pound bow? Let me open my eyes by showing off my extraordinary skills."
"Everyone must also know that my Xu family has been passed down from generation to generation. My father, the king, and my mother, the concubine, are very fond of me. I have been pampered since I was a child at home. I can't go out or step out of the door. I am more delicate than a rich lady. See
No, my fair and tender skin is as good as that of a woman, so I won’t show my shame in front of you all.”
He picked up his cuffs and exposed his white arms and said
It immediately caused some women to blush
"Rogue" Ziyun blurted out
"Hey, you can't say that. The tiger father has no dog sons. We are just comparing notes."
"No, I'm afraid of hurting myself."
"Brother Hanwen, it's rare to come out today, and the princess is here. Do you want to ruin the princess's elegance?"
"Sister, I think you should stop it. Don't let them embarrass Hanwen anymore."
"Don't you want to see if your future husband is a good man with both civil and military skills, or a real dandy?"
"Since everyone is in a good mood, I will set up another gambling game here. Whoever wins the Pearl of the South China Sea and the Phoenix Hairpin will get it."
"Since the second princess has spoken, it's better to be respectful than to obey."
"But this reward from the princess is a bit unrealistic."
"It's not real. Is it possible that Mr. Xu is still short of money?"
"Princess, this thing can only be used by girls. We won't use it even if we win."
"You don't know how to give away a sweetheart" the second princess looked at Ziyun and said,
"I'm afraid that people won't accept it. Then it will be very embarrassing."
"Then what kind of physical method do you want?"
"That's good. Everyone who participates in the competition should pay two thousand taels each. The winner can take them all away. This can also eliminate some people. There are too many people here. Everyone is participating. I don't know when the competition will be held.
I also want to go home early to see Miss Haitang."
"Bastard" Ziyun gritted his teeth and was very angry. Ziyun, who had just had a slight liking for Hanwen, immediately changed his face.
"Hanwen is right. I, Liu De, am participating." He took out two thousand taels.
"I, Li Shangyuan, will participate." He also took out two thousand taels.
I, Liu Pinde, will attend, and I, Shangguan Wan'er, will attend.
A total of ten people participated, and everyone automatically cleared a space.
"This courtyard is so beautiful. I'm afraid it won't be possible to ride and shoot. It would be a pity to destroy it. How about trying to cross the poplar with a hundred steps?"
"A hundred steps can cross the poplar tree, what does it mean?"
"Put the archery target one hundred and fifty steps away. Each person has ten arrows. Whoever can hit the target wins."
"Then what if they all win?"
"Then whoever is closest to the bullseye wins, how about that?"
"Okay, bring me the bow"
There were guards guarding the villa, so naturally there were bows and arrows. Everyone came forward to pick out bows and arrows.
"Wait a moment"
"What's wrong?"
"Brother Hanwen, you don't want to quit, do you?"
"I thought, after all, it's only two thousand taels. Last time I went to Zuixian Tower, I spent all the money I brought. I just watched it for one night, and then I realized that I could do other things. It was a big loss."
"Hahaha" his words made everyone laugh.
"You bastard, you stinky scoundrel, you think about this all day long." Ziyun stamped his feet angrily,
"What I want to say is, in order to prevent someone from tampering with the bow and arrow, each person will try to shoot an arrow, so that the loser will not be convinced that someone is tampering with the bow and arrow."
"good"
The guards had already placed the ten grass targets one hundred and fifty steps away. The ten people stood at the other end of the hall and garden. Everyone stood in the courtyard watching the game. Hanwen looked at the target in the distance and drew his bow to shoot.
, Phew, the sharp arrow flew out of the air, and when No. 8 fell one meter in front of the target, hahaha, it immediately caused the crowd to laugh.
"No. 1, go to the target, No. 2, take off, No. 3, go to the target, No. 4, go to the target, No. 8 has not enough range, No. 9, go to the target, No. 10, go to the target."
"Xuemei can't come over and press my shoulders, I'm so sore." He kept swinging his arms.
"Here we come." The woman's voice was crisp,
She ran to Hanwen and stretched out her jade hand to press Hanwen's shoulder.
"Brother Hanwen, I'm so lucky that all the maids are so beautiful." He wanted to sow discord between himself and the princess.
"Brother Liu wants to sell it to you."
"Really" Liu Decai's eyes flashed,
“cooked”
You're playing tricks on me, I'll feel better later, Liu Decai looked at him gloomily as he walked past him,