Chapter 13 Intimate giant dolls, the dead white beard
Ordinary group leader: "Stop talking about these spoilers, does anyone want to try this free lottery?"
Ordinary group leader: "According to common sense, there should be a bonus the first time."
Be my son: "Ku la la la, let me give it a try."
Boiling Dagu into soup: "It's free anyway, I hope I won't get something too bad."
Namikaze Minato: "It contains items from the worlds of each group member, which is really exciting."
The Worst Elf: "Precisely because we have all the items in each group member's world, the probability of being able to draw high-value items is even smaller."
All items, including flowers, trees and plants.
If you want to draw a good item among so many things, the probability is very slim.
Son of Nature: "The chat group should have considered the issue of probability, and there should be a guarantee; moreover, with our luck, the possibility of drawing good things is not high, but it should not be possible to draw something too bad."
Son of Nature: "Now let's see what Dad, Madara, Oko, and Namikaze Minato will draw."
There was a little curiosity in Bai Xuan's eyes. He wanted to know what kind of items the group members would draw.
At the same time, in the One Piece world, Whitebeard looked blankly at the giant humanoid doll in his hand, with a look of disbelief on his face.
Although the technological trend of his world is different from the normal technological world, it does not mean that he does not know what it is.
Even if he doesn't know, he will know it with the comments in the chat group.
[One-to-one imitation giant dolls, specially customized for giants, are your best choice to relieve loneliness and release your passion]
[Note: Do you think I am considerate or not?\(???)/]
Damn your thoughtfulness! Do I need this thoughtfulness from you?
If he hadn't drawn the prize himself, and the object of the draw was the chat group, he would have really wanted to chop it up with a naginata!
Fortunately, he walked to his room specifically before the lottery, otherwise it would have been a joke if his sons had seen it.
With a slight sigh of relief, Whitebeard condensed a soft white light in his hand, and was about to tear the doll in his hand into pieces, but just when he was about to do it.
"Crunch."
"Dad, the banquet was going on so well. Why did you leave? Is it because of your health..."
Marco, who was worried about Whitebeard's health, walked into the room and happened to see the huge real-life doll in Whitebeard's hand.
Silent, I couldn't say anything at the moment if I was originally concerned.
It is indeed a physical problem, but this problem cannot be solved by their sons.
Dad has also reached this age...
They, the sons, really don't care about their father and don't pay attention to this issue at all.
I don’t even know when Dad customized the real-life doll.
But no matter what, it cannot be replaced by a doll.
"What's the matter, Marco? What did daddy say?"
"Also, why are you standing at the door?"
When Joz saw Marco standing motionless at his father's door, he asked a few questions in confusion and then came over.
Several other squad captains were also a little curious and came over to take a look.
Then, looking at the oversized doll in their father's hands, they fell into silence.
"puff!"
"I never thought you were like this, Dad."
"Dad is indeed the strongest man in the world. He is indeed getting stronger with age."
"Ha ha ha ha......."
I don’t know who couldn’t hold it back first and laughed, and everyone else couldn’t help laughing too.
They never thought that their father would have such a side behind his back.
Whitebeard's face turned from red to black, and then he threw the few people at the door out, and then slammed the door.
A lifetime of fame was ruined by a lottery!
If this spreads out, how can he be a father?
But he didn't know that this was just the beginning.
After Ace and others were kicked out, they all discussed their father's life-long events.
"We still have to pay attention to dad's situation."
"But with dad's body, ordinary women probably can't bear it."
Marco nodded, thinking about a more suitable woman in the sea who could be worthy of Whitebeard, and finally said in unison with Ace and others:
"big mom?"
However, this idea was rejected by them in the next second. It was absolutely impossible for dad and big mom to have a relationship.
But apart from her, they couldn't think of anyone suitable.
"Why don't you find a news agency to arrange marriage for dad?"
"Although there are few giants, there should still be some."
Jozi put forward his idea, Marco and others looked at each other and nodded.
"It can only be this way."
Whitebeard did not expect that he would "die" on the entire sea.
The "caring" and "backstabbing" of Marco and others gave Whitebeard another reason to "train" them.
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Ordinary group leader: "@为我SON,@UchihaDanceKing,@make大古 into soup,@金 Flash, what did everyone draw?"
Ordinary group leader: "Why hasn't anyone said anything yet?"
The Worst Elf: "I guess the thing I drew is not good, even a little embarrassing."
Son of Nature: "I think you are right."
Otherwise, they will definitely send it out immediately to show off.
Boil Dagu into soup: "I don't know what to say, you can see for yourselves."
Make Dagu into soup: "picture.jpg"
[Skill Book: Postpartum Treatment of Sows]
[With just one tap, you can master the highest level of sow postpartum handling skills and become a sow friend in the pig world]
Boil Dagu into soup: "Who wants to be a friend of the sow! Why did I get this kind of skill book!"
Boil Dagu into soup: "Why do you put this kind of thing in the lottery pool? Isn't this disturbing people's mentality?!"
He can accept shooting skills, driving skills, combat skills, any skills, why should he be given the postpartum treatment of a sow!
Ordinary group leader: "Hahahahaha, Dagu and Sow? Hahahaha, no way, no way, I can't imagine such a combination at all."
Son of Nature: "Although it is indeed a bit unimaginable to draw this, it is actually not a bad thing."
Son of Nature: "If you quit the winning team in the future, you can still raise pigs. And we have a saying here, which is called raising pigs to get rich."
Son of Nature: "Would it make you feel better if you think about it this way?"
Boil Dagu into soup: "So that's it... what the hell! Even if I quit the victory team, I don't want to raise pigs!!!"
The most evil elf: "There is nothing we can do, spread your hands.jpg"
Ordinary group leader: "Master Ban, dad, what did you draw?"
Ordinary group leader: "With Da Gu at the bottom, it can't be any worse, right?"
Turning Dagu into soup: "Although I don't want to admit it, there shouldn't be anything weirder than this. Even a stone I think is better than it."
