Global Awakening: Join the chat group at the beginning Chapter 1450 Su Yunqing used to be too open-minded and could not face the functions of lottery and fishing
Chapter 1450 Su Yunqing used to be too open-minded and could not face the functions of lottery and fishing
Obviously, as the group leader, she did not have the permission to ban, but she ended up being the first person to be banned from the chat group, and she was using the chat group for such a nonsense reason as an error.
Stewing Dagu into soup: "Are you sure that is just a small criticism?"
Boil Dagu into soup: "It should be more accurate to describe it as "close to the face and open to the big".
Boil Dagu into soup: "Among the chat groups I have ever seen, there is no chat group more rubbish than yours. I, Su Yunqing, am willing to call you the weakest!"
Boil Dagu into soup: "If I remember correctly, that's what you should have said."
Although some time had passed, Dagu remembered it very clearly because the impression was so profound.
As the group leader of a chat group, he was banned from the chat group. He felt that he would remember this for the rest of his life.
The richest man in Lighthouse: "As expected of you."
Tony expressed praise for Su Yunqing.
Ordinary group leader: "Ahem, although the words are a little extreme, they are not wrong, right?"
Ordinary group leader: "Whose chat group only draws templates for innate things through lottery?"
Ordinary group leader: "In other words, Uchiha Obito still has Uchiha bloodline and Mangekyo Sharingan. You have to replace him with Namikaze Minato. In addition to his ninjutsu talent and affinity for space
, Anything else?”
Ordinary group leader: "I don't have the Nine Tails, I don't have the Flying Thunder God, I don't have any ninjutsu, I don't have any senjutsu, I can't even summon a toad."
Ordinary group leader: "At that time, I remember that the chat group was just me, Meow Meow, Whitebeard, Uchiha Madara, Minato, Dagu, Kurumi, Hakugen and the others."
Ordinary group leader: "If they draw each other's template, the only ones who can come up with something are Uchiha Madara and Hakugen."
Ordinary group leader: "Oh, yes, Meowth can be a Pokémon, but that's just them."
Ordinary group leader: "The ancient super-ancient genes, there are no Ultraman stone statues in other worlds, so it is useless to fuse them; Kuang San's Keke Emperor is also a foreign object, and Whitebeard's Shock Fruit does not exist either."
, three-color domineering depends on learning and awakening.”
Ordinary group leader: "As for me... you'd better not draw my template."
At the end of the sentence, Su Yunqing even twitched her lips. She was a real spiritual insulator and had nothing to do with that special physique.
There is no seal, and there is no possibility of directly becoming a peerless genius after awakening. It is just pure insulation.
If Bai Xuan had drawn her template at that time, haha, it would have been a true color.
Nakiri Erina: "If you put it this way, what did you draw at that time?"
Ordinary group leader: "With Bai Xuan's luck, the templates he drew at that time seem a bit ordinary now, so what you drew..."
Boil Dagu into soup: "Hahahahaha."
Before Nakiri Erina finished speaking, Oko couldn't help but laugh. I don't blame him for laughing. In fact, the rewards they drew at that time were indeed a bit weird, which made people unable to say anything.
Nakiri Erina: "???"
Nakiri Erina: "I haven't finished speaking yet, why are you laughing?"
Nakiri Erina: "Were the rewards you drew good?"
Erina was a little surprised by Ogu's reaction. Were the rewards they got at that time very good? Why was she laughing so happily before she finished speaking?
But if the rewards are very good, it makes no sense that they don’t know about it. Although the newcomer lottery was canceled later, there were still some group members who received good rewards, such as Dongfang Invincible and Esdeath, but at that time it seemed
They were also very shy about the topic of the initial draw.
Ordinary group leader: "Hahahahaha, if the thing I drew was good, I would have said it already, but the thing I drew is not good and the thing I drew is very abstract, so I can't help but laugh."
Ordinary group leader: "And why are you laughing, Dagu? The things you drew back then were quite abstract."
Su Yunqing looked at Nakiri Erina and thought it was the reward they had drawn, so Oko couldn't help laughing, and he also started laughing.
If the things they drew were really good, they wouldn't be able to laugh. But the things they drew were not only bad, but also very abstract, so they couldn't help but laugh.
But the things Dagu drew at that time were not very good. He was the first to laugh, which was unexpected.
Boil Dagu into soup: "Although what I drew is not good, it is much better than Uchiha Madara and Whitebeard, right? I thought that what I drew was the worst, but I didn't expect them
Both are worse, hahahahahaha."
When Da Gu talked about this, he wanted to laugh. When he drew that thing, he was completely stunned and couldn't believe his luck to draw such a thing.
The key point is that he thought that his luck must be the worst in the chat group, but after hearing the rewards from Uchiha Madara and Whitebeard, he actually felt that his rewards were acceptable, and even felt that they were not bad.
The oldest god-killer: "..."
Whitebeard: "..."
Nakiri Erina: "So what did you draw then?"
Erina asked curiously.
Make a soup of Dagu: "Postpartum Care Skills Book for Sows."
Nakiri Erina: "???"
Nakiri Erina: "!!!"
Nakiri Erina: "Can this also be drawn?"
Fallen Angel: "Compared to this, what Uchiha Madara and Whitebeard drew was obviously more surprising."
Fallen Angel: "This is not a question of good or bad at all. It is too special and cannot be measured by simple value."
Even Jia Baili couldn't help but twitch his lips slightly when he saw what Dagu had drawn. No wonder the group leader would use "abstract" to describe it.
Sows... let alone postpartum care, many people in the chat group have probably never seen one.
In terms of skills alone, although this skill is useless, it does give you the ability to get re-employed, but this profession is quite special.
From a member of the victory team to a sow postpartum caregiver, the span is not ordinary.
But even though Dagu had drawn this, he still felt that the things Uchiha Madara and Whitebeard drew were more abstract than him. How abstract must that be?
Fallen Angel: "@UchihaDanceKing, @白beard, can you tell me?"
Gabriel also looked at Madara Uchiha and Whitebeard with some curiosity, but he didn't know if they were willing to talk.
Uchiha Madara and Whitebeard remained silent, but finally Whitebeard spoke.
Whitebeard: "Kulalala, there's nothing you can't say."
Whitebeard: "What I drew was a doll."
Nakiri Erina: "Doll? That's okay."
Nakiri Erina: "Although with Shirobeard's size, a normal doll or even a one-to-one large doll would be small to Shirobeard, but it's not a big deal, right?"
Ordinary group leader: "The doll is indeed a doll, but it is a one-to-one imitation of the giant doll, a special doll specially customized for the giant clan."
Ordinary group leader: "As for what it is used for, there are still minors in the chat group, so I won't say it, but I think you all should understand."
Speaking of this, Baibeard was unwilling to tell them no matter how they asked them at the time. It was only after the results of the lottery between her and Kuangsan were not very good that Whitebeard was willing to tell them.
But knowing that Whitebeard had drawn this thing, they didn't expect it at all. Rather, no serious person would think about this. Moreover, there is such a thing in the pirate world! A modern place is really special.
Nakiri Erina: "Huh?"
Ganwumei Xiaomi: "What?!"
The oldest god-killer: "Giants... dolls?!"
The richest man in Lighthouse: "Hey~~, is the chat group so considerate?"
Erina, Xiaomi and the others' reactions are normal, but what does Tony's reaction mean?
There seems to be something wrong with you.
The richest man in the lighthouse: "Ahem, what I mean is that Whitebeard's luck is quite good to a certain extent. What he draws is the most suitable thing for him."
The richest man in Lighthouse: "Men, after all, have some needs."
The richest man in Lighthouse: "Whitebeard was already old when he didn't join the chat group, and naturally he didn't have those physical desires. But after joining the chat group and returning to youth, even if he didn't have this idea himself, his body would have those desires.
need."
The richest man in the lighthouse: "Let's not mention how many female giants there are in the pirate world, and how many can carry Whitebeard. The key point is based on Whitebeard's character. Will he find a mother for his sons? His son is willing, he
I’m still embarrassed.”
The richest man in the lighthouse: "So, the big doll drawn at this time will be effective. When night comes, Whitebeard can use it to vent..."
Whitebeard: "Tony!!!"
Whitebeard didn't want to speak at first, but Tony became more and more enthusiastic as he talked. He felt that if he didn't speak, he could even describe the process of the night to him.
The richest man in Lighthouse: "No need to say more, I understand, pat your chest.jpg"
What do you understand!!!
Whitebeard looked helpless. Not to mention how speechless he was when he drew this. What embarrassed him the most was that the chat group gave him the reward directly after he drew the draw. Although he was in the room, someone happened to come over.
Marco, who was concerned about his health, saw it, and then Jozi, Ace and several team captains came over. Not to mention how embarrassing the scene was.
After living for so many years, he knew for the first time what it felt like to be "socially dead".
The key point later was that Marco, Ace and the others actually asked him to recruit a wife on the sea, and they publicized the news that they wanted to find a mother for them.
God knows how devastated he was when he heard the news, and it also gave Marco, Ace and the others a good taste of what the "Iron Fist of Love" is, well, the Zhenzhen Fruit version.
The Ancient God Killer: "Where's Madara Uchiha? What did he draw?"
Although he was a little surprised by what Whitebeard had picked up, Marquis Vauban was still more curious about Uchiha Madara.
But even the giant doll has come out, no matter how abstract the reward Uchiha Madara draws, it should be at this level.
Ordinary group leader: "Uchiha Madara drew a steel pipe."
The Ancient God Killer: "Huh? What did you say he drew?"
Ordinary group leader: "Pole! And it is a pole that automatically masters master-level pole dancing skills and showcases the beauty of women's bodies to the greatest extent!"
The oldest god-killer: "Hahahahaha."
The oldest god-killer: "The majestic Madara Uchiha, Shura from the ninja world, what he drew turned out to be a steel pipe."
The oldest god-slayer: "It seems that your reputation as the Dance King of the Ninja World is greater than your reputation as Shura."
The Ancient God Killer: "Even the chat group knows what you need."
After Marquis Vauban confirmed again and again, he couldn't help laughing. He had tried his best to think about what Uchiha Madara would draw, but Uchiha Madara actually drew a steel pipe, hahahahaha.
If it were anyone else, Marquis Vauban would definitely not smile so happily, but who knows that the person who got the draw was Uchiha Madara.
Apart from Luo Hao, in the entire chat group, only Madara Uchiha and the Holy Master could make him so happy.
Uchiha Dance King: "Hmph, you think you can get something good."
Madara Uchiha snorted coldly. Although he still couldn't accept the fact that he got the steel pipe in the first place, at least after such a long time, his attitude was no longer so extreme.
You must know that in the very beginning, whenever he thought about the steel pipe, he wanted to kill Susanoo in the chat group.
Fighting or not is one thing, venting or not is another thing.
But it doesn't matter if others laugh at him. What qualifications does he, the Marquis of Vauban, have? Does he think he has better luck than he does?
The oldest god-killer: "Even if I draw an X, it will be better than what you draw."
The Marquis of Vauban made a lot of nonsense, and everyone who saw this had a strange expression on their faces.
Ordinary group leader: "It doesn't have to be so absolute."
Ordinary group leader: "Steel pipes are just steel pipes after all, but that thing..."
Ordinary group leader: "I think if you get a pole, even if it's Madara Uchiha pole dancing, it's better than that thing."
The pole itself was nothing, pole dancing was nothing, and even Uchiha Madara's pole dancing was nothing; when Marquis Vauban took out that thing for comparison, there was actually nothing that was unacceptable.
Boil Dagu into soup: "Indeed, if it is that thing, I think there really can't be anything worse than it."
Emperor Yan: "Not only that there are no worse rewards, I am now a little glad that I did not draw these messy things in the lottery before."
The corners of Xiao Yan's mouth twitched slightly, and it was hard to imagine what kind of horrific psychological shadow he would suffer if he smoked this thing.
Holy Guard Left Wing: "I can no longer face the lottery function and fishing function."
Angel Yan’s lottery function is rarely used. After all, the lottery function contains things that are available in the group mall. Angel Yan, who has no shortage of points with the support of Angel Civilization, has no need to spend points on the lottery function. If he wants to make a big gain with a small
If so, the fishing function with a prize pool covering the entire world is undoubtedly a better choice.
Therefore, its fishing function is used a lot.
But now, after the Marquis said that thing, she felt that she could no longer face these two functions.
