When the monsters were scolding, they heard a clang, and Bai Zhan threw the bowl in his hand on the ground, "Brothers, stop talking, this is not fairy dew, this is fucking urine!"
"What?"
All the weirdos were stunned.
Everyone was coy and embarrassed to say that word, but Bai Zhan actually said it like this.
Urine?
It’s really urine.
The expressions on the faces of all the monsters are very wonderful.
"Brother Bai, you..."
The bamboo spirit looked at Bai Zhan above in embarrassment. We treat you as our big brother, but you actually tease us and feed us urine?
"oops……"
Bai He was a bit of a flatterer, "What's the point? We are mountain spirits and wild monsters. Didn't we drink too much of this stuff before we were wise?"
All the monsters laughed dryly. What is this? You said it was before you became wise. You even ate Xiang before you became wise. Who would eat that thing after becoming wise? Isn't that stupid?
But, what if you don't say that? You can't fall out with Bai Zhan. He is the eldest brother, a heavenly general in the Nascent Soul realm, and half of his hand is enough to control you.
"Yes, yes, it may have been spread by some great immortal in the immortal world!"
"Although the taste is a bit strong, I feel that after drinking it, there is a..."
"Yeah yeah!"
Zhu Wei'an also grinned and laughed dryly, "Brother Bamboo, aren't you a bamboo? Just think of it as fertilizing..."
"puff!"
When Chen Muyu heard this from the side, he almost vomited blood.
This pig head drank two big bowls of rice. This is so funny.
We've all said this stuff isn't fairy dew, but these guys can actually lick it. It's so awesome.
"snort!"
Lin Honghuang heard this, and immediately snorted, "I've seen a bunch of unscrupulous people, and I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you..."
It’s true that I am a bamboo spirit, but what the hell, just because I am a bamboo spirit, why do you feed me urine? Are you talking about fertilization?
If he hadn't been afraid of fighting in vain, he would have overturned the table long ago.
"Brothers are making trouble, this fairy dew must have been replaced by someone!" Bai Zhan said from above.
It was obvious that he was in a very unhappy mood.
Has been replaced?
Everyone looked at me and I looked at you. They all seemed to be doubting whether one of you had changed it.
"Why don't you drink?"
Lin Honghuang suddenly glared at Chen Muyu.
Everyone just drank, but Chen Muyu seemed to have not. This guy is very suspicious.
Chen Muyu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Brother, it tastes so strong, only a fool would drink it, right?"
As soon as he said these words, Chen Muyu felt that something was wrong, as if he had offended a bunch of monsters, but it was too late to take it back.
Sure enough, everyone looked at him without kindness, with beast-like eyes.
"Everyone, you won't suspect that I changed it, right?" Chen Muyu said.
Bai He said, "Brother Bai Zhan also said just now that Xianlu has been replaced by someone else. You are the only one here, and you still say it's not you?"
What the hell...
Chen Muyu was speechless. He didn't even know how to answer. What kind of understanding was this? It completely confused me.
What made Chen Muyu even more speechless was that a few guys next to him actually echoed there, and felt that what Bai He said was very reasonable. Damn it, what kind of existence are these people.
Each one of them looked even more unkind, especially the pig-headed monster sitting next to me. I treat you like a friend, but you actually fed me urine and two bowls?
The key point is that Bai Zhan, who was sitting on top, was somewhat suspicious of Chen Muyu. After all, these people present were all his friends. He knew best about their temperament and could not do such a thing.
It is even more impossible for the servants in the mansion to do such a thing. Given their courage, they would not even dare.
The only outsider, Chen Muyu, was his wife's savior, but Bai Zhan didn't know much about him.
"Everyone!"
Chen Muyu quickly waved his hand, "I have no grievances with you. How could I make such a joke with you the first time we meet? I can't bear the crime. Besides, you doubt me. In fact, I still doubt you...
…”
"Doubt us?"
All the weirdos are angry. Damn it, you are the most suspicious. You actually turn your suspicion on us?
"Brothers, please stop fighting."
At this time, a dog-headed man stood up and said, "If you want to know who did it, you should ask me, I am the professional!"
All the monsters looked at him strangely.
This guy's name is Gou Sheng. He is a local dog spirit. His true form is that of a pastoral dog. He has lived for nearly two hundred years and has been fully enlightened for a hundred years. I don't know who the unscrupulous person named him was. The key is that this guy thinks this
The name is okay and acceptable.
Gou Sheng, this guy, has inherited the fine heritage of the old-fashioned dog family. He has a particularly sharp nose, and his ability to identify various smells is completely outrageous.
"Yes, big guy!"
Zhu Wei'an was a bit of a bad guy, so he immediately said, "Brothers, please come and have a go, let Brother Gou taste it, and we will definitely find out who it is!"
"Ahem!"
Chen Muyu almost choked with one breath, and it was such a masterpiece.
"Brother Gou, come here and drink mine first!"
A black bear monster patted the table. Looking at that posture, he wanted to take off his pants and take out his penis.
"Stop taking the bowl and just drink the taste correction!"
All the monsters were laughing evilly and making noises.
Gou Sheng, however, waved his hand and pointed directly at Chen Muyu, "Don't you all doubt him? Let him take a dip. There is no need to drink it. I will know it just by smelling it!"
How disgusting!
Chen Muyu's face trembled. He actually still had such a request?
At this moment, Chen Muyu was about to unbutton his pants!
"King!"
At this time, there was a shout, and a young man rushed in in a panic, and knelt down at the foot of the steps with a bang, "There is a man named Liu Changqing outside, who claims to be your father, the king. He injured the guardian beast of Tianchi and broke it."
Array, come in!"
"What?"
When all the monsters heard this, their faces turned green. Did you hear that right? Someone actually dared to break into Tianchi and claimed to be Bai Zhan's father.
Everyone thought Bai Zhan would be furious, but they never expected that Bai Zhan's face would change slightly when he heard the name Liu Changqing.
"Bai Zhan, your father is here, why don't you come out to greet him?"
A voice came, and immediately, a figure appeared in front of the temple.
This voice seems a bit familiar.
Chen Muyu frowned when he saw it.
The man who came was bald, wearing black casual clothes. He was very young and handsome, but the few ring scars on his head were still shocking.
"peanut?"
Chen Muyu blurted out.
What the hell, isn’t that the young novice monk from the Vajra Temple whom I met last time in Shennong Valley?
The only difference is that I changed my clothes.
When the bald man heard the voice and saw Chen Muyu, his expression changed slightly, but he quickly turned away and pretended not to recognize him.
