Yu Qing started Qigong, formed a good group first, and then released the people.
Burning chest hair: "I'll go! President, you came to Nian Di to climb the mountain again? Then what's the point of my life? The life of a blue cat who hasn't climbed a volcano is incomplete!"
He looked at the divine leader's heaven-defying light weapon, a red 15 ghost, paired with a pair of endless soul hunters.
The source of assistance in the left slot is Locke, and the book of war of famous generals in the right slot.
Leaving sadness: "Don't worry, I will help you this time..."
Yu Qing curled his lips and put this arrogant blue cat into his first team.
I opened this guy's equipment and took a look.
On the left are 4 pieces of hegemonic heroes, matched with a demon battle shoulder, on the right are the guardian of royal power - light, the Zen of martial arts - control of anger, and the sorrow of gluttony.
The weapon is a blue totem, Nebula Fantasy.
[Nebula Fantasy]
Quality: Epic
Level:Lv85
Physical attack power +1109
When "Holy Fist Hammer" is cast, the line "Pa!" will appear.
When casting ‘Breaking Hammer’, the line ‘It hurts!!’ will appear.
When casting 'Dive Belly Punch', the line 'You're dead!' will appear.
When the 'Holy Combination Punch' is cast, the line 'Come out of the sewer!!' will appear.
[Holy Fist Hammer] Shock wave range +25%
[Breaking Hammer] Shock wave range +25%
[Dive belly punch] Attack power +25%
[Holy Combination Fist] Attack power +30%
When attacking with Holy Fist Hammer, Broken Fist, or Diving Belly Fist, an additional 20% damage will be dealt, and the effect lasts for 30 seconds.
This weapon is placed among many 85 epics, and its attributes are only average. There is really not much that stands out.
"As expected of the sewer, even the official planners are complaining..."
Yu Qing shook his head and organized the team.
Leaving Sadness: "Ali, please change the boat and buy a ticket to get in. I'll drive first..."
He looked at the configuration and found that there was basically no problem. A group with 4 nannies was enough.
And since the main C of his team is now the One Punch Super Cat, he should bring more soy sauce.
Lilihara Shangcao: "Okay!"
He happily retired from the attacking team and went to change paddles.
The attack began, and Yu Qing led his team into the black mist.
"The weapon of light, the breath of wind..."
Yu Qing controls the light soldiers and adds BUFF to them.
"Wow, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh..."
On the other side, the fox-headed blue cat quickly inserted the big salted fish on his body into the ground.
"Sanction: Wind of Fury!"
Then, the blue cat casually cast the second sleep.
A man clothed in justice appears, raising his hand and punching one hundred and eighty thousand punches.
Mr. Yun: "Hey, why don't you just take a break if you're still in the picture?"
Lililililili: "Haha, Brother Panda hasn't gotten used to the feeling of a super fantasy god yet!"
Burning Panda: "Hey...I'm used to it."
For a long time, many professions used Black Mist to take a nap or two to clear out the mobs, and then waited until the BOSS had just cooled down before being able to use it again.
Not to mention a blue cat like him who lives in sewers all year round...if he doesn't take a nap, he won't even be able to kill the monsters!
"Xiao Pa Cai, won't you be beaten back to your original shape in a few days..."
Yu Qing curled his lips.
On the second picture, the Devouring Demon eats the ball of light.
"Holy Fist Hammer!"
I saw the blue cat gently hitting the ground.
"Snapped!"
Blue Cat's Nebula Huan shouted a line.
"It hurts, it hurts..."
After eating the ball, the Devourer also shouted a line.
The next second, all I saw was a string of 999 damage numbers, and the monster was gone.
Lilililili: "Damn it, Brother Chest Hair is 666, 8 nines!"
Burning chest hair: "Hey, it's just ten times the Kaio Fist, not six!"
then.
Nerbe of Annihilation, Rekra of Flame, Gatekeeper, and Agnes of Blazing Flame were all struck by the blue cat, and bursts of blood burst out.
Mr. Yu: "I'm so wet, so perverted? It makes me want to play with a blue cat..."
Di Yuan looked at the old blue cat and punched all the bosses easily and comfortably.
This instant feeling is definitely Arad's single-target skill with the highest damage at present, right?
Burning chest hair: "Hey, it's been five years. Do you know how I spent these five years?"
Lililililili: "Brother Chest Hair, you are Saitama, right? However, you lack a bald head of the same style!"
…
The three guys were bragging about each other's business, making rainbow farts all the way, and they were so happy...
Yu Qing looked at it and was speechless.
The dog planner asked the blue cat: Do you want to be a sewer for the rest of your life? Or the master C? Even if it is only for a few days.
Blue Cat: No need to ask, I’m afraid I’m going to blow the turtle’s shell apart with this punch!
Turtle: No, no, no, I will explode myself. If you punch me, my life will be gone...
So, within a few days, the man finished his life's output.
Reached the second stage.
The few of them were still speeding along, letting the fox-headed blue cat hammer the monster along the way.
Big-Eyed Boy, Black Smoke Kress, Demonic Stone Ivor, Medyl of the Abyss... none of them can escape the fist of this blue cat Shabo.
Occasionally, the blue cat will also let out a cry of "rush out of the sewer"...
Lord: Almighty Matega
"Apo Klei!"
As soon as you enter the volcano BOSS, Dad throws out the sun in his hand.
"Holy Fist Hammer..."
The blue cat repeated his old trick and punched the ground.
However, it was all in vain. Instead, he was kicked and punched several times by Ma Hokka.
Mr. Yu: "Nah, Brother Panda is taking body-healing medicine! How can he be killed by force if he doesn't take medicine?"
Di Yuan couldn't stand it any longer and quickly urged.
You know, even a volcano veteran like him needs to dominate the whole process to kill the volcano, let alone a salty blue cat like you?
Burning chest hair: "Huh? There's no such thing. I'm used to paddling..."
"Holy Fist Hammer!"
"Holy Fist Hammer..."
However, the blue cat punched several more times, either too fast or too slow, and the timing was wrong.
Lililililili: "..."
Mr. Yu: "Wori, Brother Chest Hair, don't tell us that you have never hit a volcano?"
Burning chest hair: "The truth is as you said, I have never had a fight!"
In front of the computer, Brother Panda looked proud.
The group has been running for more than a year, and this is his first time going up the mountain... He has never studied how to forcefully kill volcanoes!
Mr. Yu: "I'll go..."
Leaving sadness: "..."
Yu Qing was also speechless by this guy.
Damn it, this guy has been paddling in the Soul Fighting Group for more than a year, and he doesn’t even have a Volcano C?
How did he manage to survive until he was exposed?
It sounds a bit outrageous, but think about it, it is actually normal in the soul fighting group...
This guy has always been a PK player. If he is good enough to play in a group, he will come to PKC. If he doesn't, he will go to PKC. I want him to study the strategy. It is really difficult for him.
After all, Blue Fist players are all like this...
Burning chest hair: "Wait, let me slow down..."
He first cleans up the hatchling mobs that pop up.
"Holy Fist Hammer!"
After a few more hammer blows, it was empty again.
Fortunately, this is only a small skill at level 20. After taking a CD medicine, the cooldown is only four to five seconds.
After hammering several times, he was finally caught once.
"Holy Fist Hammer!"
All I saw was a blow from the hammer.
The shock wave from the ice-blue fist just hit the horse's hoof that was punching slowly.
The next second, the horseshoe card flew out, bursting with blood.
Burning chest hair: "Haha, it turns out that this is how it feels to kill a volcano...it's quite simple!"
The hairy-chested guy laughed and couldn't contain his joy.
I can make countless mistakes, but if Horseshoe Ka hits me once, I will die!
Lililililili: "Brother Panda, 666, 8 9s... One Punch Man, kill the volcano instantly!"
Mr. Yu: "Xiu'er, you're so beautiful that it makes people's scalp numb..."
"On this day, I don't know how many little turtles were beaten to death by the blue cat..."
Yu Qing smiled.
These fat nerds are quite interesting to talk to... He loves it here so much.
…
At the same time, Panda Live Platform.
Eiji also drives a turtle group.
"Brother E, today is Blue Cat's birthday, don't use the sword soul to rob the volcano."
"Yes, yes, we want to see the level 85 blue cat kill the volcano!"
"Give my big blue cat some face..."
In the live broadcast room, many barrages were flying, asking the anchor to give Blue Cat some face.
"I heard that there was a damage bug in Blue Fist this time? Is it really that exaggerated?"
Looking at the barrage, Brother E smiled and didn't quite believe it.
Even if the bug is serious, it's impossible for a level 85 blue fist and junk equipment to kill a volcano, right?
After thinking about it, he also followed the friend's wishes, switched to his little blue cat, and gave it a try.
“It smells so good!”
Looking at the blue cat wearing a movable relic suit, punching 8 and 9 damage with each punch, it is simply refreshing.
Muchen, the boy: "Brother E, please slow down! Don't grab my volcano!"
Dance King of Troubled Times: "Haha, 85 fake purple and blue cat: I want to go to the volcano (with confidence jpg.)"
The water friends group also became happy.
After all, the blue cat profession is inherently funny.
Who can resist a blue cat who is super handsome in drawing and can also reverse the car into the warehouse to fight monsters in the second subject?
…
However, happiness is short-lived and sewer is permanent.
22nd, 4 a.m.
DNF was shut down for maintenance, and the server was launched in the morning, and these exposed bugs had been fixed.
Ergou's father rides a motorcycle: "Tears! My big blue cat has only been a phantom god for three days, and he has died?"
Junzi Zangfeng carried the wine: "I heard that you are the man who symbolizes freedom? A blackened paladin passed by..."
I am an old psychopath: "Haha! If you don't explain Lan Fist's rubbish, Lan Bu La Shi... just be your bastard!"
Super dumb: "Laughing to death on the street, roaming: Brother Lanquan, why are you back again? How is the world above?"
…
For a time, the loudspeaker channel was filled with people mourning and laughing at the blue cat.
In short, on this day, the water level in the sewers rose, pushing the blue cat out of the manhole cover, flying into the sky and becoming a phantom god, and then fell back to the center of the earth hard.
It was also on this day that Lan Quan finished fighting all his life.
Therefore, players jokingly call this day "World Blue Boxing Day"...
