Chu Yu, who was working in the company, tilted his body slightly to block the camera behind him and clicked on a post on the forum. There were many comments from netizens below.
"Pooping with pay. The prerequisite for using this technique is to drink more water. Get up and pour some water, or change the flavor of the tea bag to make tea. As long as you keep drinking, you can keep peeing."
"Open Word as a disguise. You can copy the novel you want to read into Word, and then type a few words from time to time. Of course, if you are an advanced salty fish, you can also write novels directly in Word."
"Put your work materials on the table, hold a notebook and pretend to memorize things. Look at the computer from time to time, write a few strokes from time to time, flip through the materials from time to time, and frown and make some noise from time to time. It looks like you have encountered something difficult.
What the problem looks like”.
Chu Yu frowned after reading it and immediately added a comment.
"When I open a website for learning programs, the boss will tell me that he is learning new knowledge."
After Chu Yu shared his daily fishing methods with social animals on the Internet, he opened another post. The title of the post was:
Damn it, do you believe it or not that I encountered a ghost!!!
Chu Yu continued to read:
"I am a salesperson. I took a client to see a house last month, but something very, very scary happened to me. I was so scared that I didn't dare to take the client to see a house for several days."
"Stop talking, the host must be bringing a female client, hehehehe!!"
“Brothers upstairs, this is no fun, it’s very punishing!!”
"I'll eat shit if this becomes popular."
Chu Yu frowned, these netizens were too happy, and then clicked on the poster's post to only see the poster.
“Only showing beautiful women to houses, this is a great online name!!”
Chu Yu continued to scroll down the post: The thing is like this. I took a young lady to see the house that day. The house itself was a haunted house from the Republic of China. It had been empty for a long time. It is said that one night the whole family was strange.
He was dead. When he was found the next day, the whole family huddled together with their mouths open. The scary thing was that the whole family had turned into mummies. However, according to their neighbors, no fire was seen that night.
And it was winter, and everyone knows about winter in Shanghai.
To put it bluntly, I don’t recommend that young lady to see this house, but the young lady insisted on seeing this house, saying that this house is better preserved and has the charm of the Republic of China period. In desperation, I
I can only take my young lady to see this house.
Nothing unexpected happened during the viewing, but when we saw the bedroom, everything changed...
"Damn it, this guy can do it. He can see directly into the bedroom."
"Society, society, I just want to know if the young lady is beautiful or not."
"I thought it was a horror post, but I didn't expect it to be a pornographic post...".
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................. why do you see girls in every room, but I only have Japanese characters for punching?”
"You need to be moderate upstairs. No one can bear to reward yourself three times a day."
When Chu Yu saw the comments from netizens, he immediately became energetic. He was more energetic than after drinking several cups of coffee. If you want to say this, I won't be sleepy anymore.
Chu Yu continued to scroll down with great interest. Not only did netizens want to know, he also wanted to know what happened in the bedroom, and whether the horrific incident happened in the bed or in the bathroom.
"Post has been blocked!!!"
"Fuck!" Just as Chu Yu continued to scroll down, he found that the post was gone.
"Dog management, haven't we even talked about the details yet? Why have we blocked them? If we finish talking about them, you can block them again."
"Wrong by 100 million".
The little flame in my heart has been aroused, and suddenly the post is gone, so uncomfortable...
Chu Yu closed the post and slumped down in his seat. When he was bored, he looked out the window and suddenly found that the weather was gloomy and the Oriental Pearl Tower outside the window had long been invisible. The visibility was less than three meters, and everything was gray.
But Chu Yu is already used to it. When it comes to rainy weather, it is like this here in Shanghai. Who told his company to be on the 16th floor? It is not like this when looking outside.
Chu Yu then continued to browse the forum and found that there were several posts saying that he had encountered terrorist incidents, but the posts were always blocked at critical moments.
"Dog management!!!", the management of the forum has killed the curiosity of many young people.
The vast horizon is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green mountains~~
Suddenly a very magical ringtone rang. When Chu Yu saw that it was an unfamiliar number, he nodded and apologized to his colleague who turned to look at him, took the phone and hurried to the fire escape to answer the call.
"crooked?"
"Hey, is this Xiaoyu? I'm your Uncle Wang. Your grandfather is dead."
"wqnmlgb, your uncle, I am your uncle, your grandpa just died, your grandpa just died, so unlucky!!"
"Where did you come from? Did you know that I downloaded the national anti-fraud app?"
Chu Yu hung up the phone with a curse. Both of his parents died when he was young. The only grandfather who raised him had also passed away long after he was admitted to college. Where could a grandfather appear?
His grandfather is currently lying in the ancestral grave in his hometown. He can't come out and die again. With so much money spent on his grandfather during the Qingming Festival last year, I guess his grandfather will never want to come out of the coffin and suffer again.
After returning to his seat, Chu Yu took a cup of coffee and blew it gently before taking a sip. The bitter coffee cheered him up.
Spring is sleepy, autumn is tired, summer takes a nap, and winter is March when I can't wake up.
This sentence is a true portrayal of him. Although the profession of programmer seems to outsiders to be very high-paying, the workload is really heavy. Otherwise, there wouldn’t be so many people on the Internet making fun of programmers, but he is okay.
It’s just that my hair hasn’t fallen out yet, and I haven’t aged prematurely.
The vast horizon is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green mountains~~
Just when Chu Yu was about to catch fish according to the fishing method introduced in the first post he opened, his cell phone rang again.
When he saw that it was the same mobile phone number that said his grandfather was dead, Chu Yu's face darkened and he hung up.
Come again, hang up again, come again, hang up again.
After several repetitions, Chu Yu answered the phone impatiently: "Are you annoyed? My grandfather is already dead. Could it be that he faked his corpse and died again???"
"Xiaoyu, I'm not a liar~~~", the old man's voice on the other end of the phone sounded a little helpless, with a hint of embarrassment.
"I'm talking about your grandfather, not your grandfather's brother, your second uncle, do you remember??" The person on the other end of the phone was afraid that Chu Yu would hang up the phone again, and then quickly said: "Do you remember?
Do you remember that your second uncle hugged you when you were a child? Now that your second uncle has died and left a will, your second uncle also left a house to you. Do you think you will come back in the next few days?"
Uncle Wang on the other side quickly told Chu Yu what had happened, and Chu Yu understood it.
One of his second uncles died and left him a house. Now the so-called Uncle Wang wants him to go back and inherit his second uncle's house.