Although he is a staunch materialist, he has also heard the story of the weasel asking for a seal. Whether it is true or not, with the blessing of an environment like Mang Mountain and the blessing of such bad weather, it is still a bit scary.
"Brother, don't do it. Is it fun to play pranks here without going home on this rainy day?" After silently reciting the twenty-four-character mantra in his heart, Chu Yu said to the figure as he felt the terrifying atmosphere recede slightly.
"Young man, do you think I look like a human being or do I look like a god?".
The man ignored Chu Yu and just continued to ask, but his tone became more and more impatient and anxious.
"Brother, you..."
Rumble~~
Before Chu Yu could finish speaking, a bolt of lightning flashed across his face, and with the help of the brief light, he finally saw the man's face clearly.
The man had yellow fur on his face and a pair of green eyes, like a hungry mouse, and there was a hint of malice in him.
Chu Yu was confused, he was really confused. After seeing the man's face, he knew that he might have really met the weasel mentioned on the Internet asking for a seal.
"Damn it, how could something like this happen to me?"
"what do I do?"
"what do I do?"
Chu Yu's calves were already shaking, and he was thinking rapidly about how to break the situation.
According to the stories he heard when he was a child, if the weasel was said to be like a human being, it would save hundreds of years of moral practice; if it was said that it was not human, it would be a waste of its moral conduct.
"Just why does this weasel ask me if it looks like a human or a god?"
“Why doesn’t it play its cards as it should??”
Chu Yu didn't know how to answer for a while, because no matter what the answer was, he would definitely not have a good life in the future and would be entangled by this weasel.
"Young man, do you think I look like a human or a god?" Just when Chu Yu was hesitating, the weasel actually walked over to Chu Yu. His originally clear words became very difficult to understand and became increasingly incomprehensible.
His words were almost like a roaring beast, and his tone became more and more anxious.
Chu Yu looked at the weasel that was walking slowly with green light in his eyes and said with a twitch of his head: "Sorry, I can't speak chinese".
"????"
The weasel immediately froze on the spot, and then said: "young man, do you think i'm like a man or a god?".
"Holy shit, authentic London sex?" Chu Yu was shocked, and then realized that he had said something, and subconsciously apologized: "Sorry, I said something!!".
After saying that, Chu Yu wanted to give himself two slaps. After being a social beast for a long time, he subconsciously apologized to a monster. It was really inappropriate.
It's just that this weasel can actually speak with an authentic London accent. Could it be that this weasel went to London to study? How to get a seal after communicating with foreign weasels?
"??,???????????????"
“junger mann, glaubst du, ich bin wie ein mann oder ein gott?”
“парень,чтоя,человекили6ог?”
"If so, what is the meaning of the private person and the god?"
The weasel tilted his head and spoke several languages to Chu Yu in succession. Chu Yu could only understand that the weasel spoke Japanese, but he could not understand the other languages at all.
Numb.
Chu Yu was completely numb.
Seeing Chu Yu's shocked and dumbfounded look, Weasel continued: "Young man, do you think I look like a human or a god?".
But the weasel became more and more anxious. It was only three meters away from Chu Yu, and Chu Yu could even smell a smell.
A foul smell emanating from the weasel.
"It seems that I can't do it if I don't answer. If I don't answer, this weasel will probably kill me." Chu Yu said with a twitch of his head: "I think you look like a man 170cm tall, with long hair shawl, bulging front and back, and three holes. Tong, be loyal to me, obey me, love me so much that you can’t help yourself, and will never hurt my little loli beast-eared girl.”
As soon as these words came out, the weasel immediately froze on the spot.
"Aww, meow~~~"
Under Chu Yu's gaze, the weasel let out a shrill wail.
Immediately, the coir raincoat shook violently, and a weasel as big as a dog and as smooth as a dog sprang out and ran into the forest and disappeared.
"What did I say?" Looking at the direction in which the weasel fled, Chu Yu felt as if he had said something extraordinary.
After exhaling a long breath of exhaustion, Chu Yu slumped down on the muddy dirt road. After looking around, he immediately got up and ran back.
After running for who knows how long, Chu Yu finally ran back to the road. After waiting for a long time in the heavy rain, he hailed a taxi and returned home.
After arriving at the community, Chu Yu ran all the way home, ignoring the strange looks from passers-by.
After arriving at home, Chu Yu relaxed slightly. Only then did he notice that his body was already covered with mud, and there were blood marks on his legs and arms from unknown time.
After turning on the faucet and taking a shower, Chu Yu sat on the sofa and recalled what happened when Huang Pizi asked for a seal. He still couldn't help but feel scared. He didn't know why he was so brainless at that time that he actually used what the old man from Tieba taught him. come out.
Yes, whether it is in English or the subsequent answers, Chu Yu saw it on the Tieba forum when he was fishing at work. At that time, he just thought it was fun and so he wrote it down. Unexpectedly, he actually used it now.
Drop~~drop~~
"What the hell?" The sudden voice startled Chu Yu, who was nervous. After he calmed down, he realized that it was the dirty clothes he had changed before taking a shower that had been washed. The sound was made by the washing machine after it was washed. sound.
When Chu Yu saw this, he calmed down, walked to the bathroom and hung his clothes to dry on the balcony.
"What is this?" After hanging the clothes to dry, a piece of paper the size of a hundred dollars fell out of the pocket of his pants hanging on the clothes drying pole.
After Chu Yu picked it up, his arms were covered with goose bumps. It was summer but he felt like he was in the coldest month of winter.
There was a picture printed on that piece of paper. Four smooth weasels were carrying a wedding sedan in a cemetery, as if they were sending off a bride to get married. Their malicious eyes were staring at the person holding the piece of paper. Chu Yu seemed to be jumping out of the paper at the next moment.
"It's targeting me, it's targeting me." Chu Yu stared at the four weasels carrying the sedan chair. Three of the weasels had red eyes, but one of them had green eyes.
It was exactly the same as the weasel that asked him for a title.
"Fuck, it's not over yet!!!"
"I will send this piece of paper to the Buddha's merit box. Let's see if you can go to the Buddha to ask for a seal. Damn it!!!"
Chu Yu was angry, and honest people also have tempers.
He immediately picked up his cell phone and went out. Although it was already evening, he couldn't wait any longer. He wanted this weasel to confront the Buddha!!!
There is a very famous temple around Luoyang, the White Horse Temple.
The White Horse Temple is the first ancient temple in China. It was built in the 11th year of Yongping in the Eastern Han Dynasty. It was the first government-run temple built after Buddhism was introduced to China. With such a big name here, he still didn’t believe that the White Horse Temple worshiped people.
The Buddha can't control a little weasel?
Although he has never been to White Horse Temple, he knows that White Horse Temple can be used as a place to stay. Anyway, he will get through tonight first.
As an ordinary person, facing a yellow-skinned man was too risky and he couldn't deal with it at all. And seeing that the weasel printed on the piece of paper had companions, it was even more dangerous.
Chu Yu could not subdue this yellow-skinned man. Only the Buddha, who saved all sentient beings, could subjugate him.