"Monster! There is a monster!! It's on my bed!" Chi Jianjun was so frightened that he could hardly hold his tongue straight, "Eight legs! Green light! Teeth are longer than my arms! There are also other things on the neck.
A monster with two mouths!"
"What!! What do Marines do for food?! Why do you let monsters run into Mr. Chi's room! It's just a joke!!" Tang Xiao was also angry. When he heard Chi Jianjun's description, he didn't think about anything else at all.
Think about it.
He immediately connected to Goolaham's communication, and started with a series of curses, "What do you do for food?! A monster actually got into Mr. Chi's room! I will come back to settle the score with you! Now send the Marines to kill that person immediately."
Blockade and surround the entire colony! Then kill that monster for me! We also need to conduct a security inspection to confirm the safety of the entire colony!"
"That... manager, please listen to me..."
"I don't want to hear the explanation now! Do it immediately!!" Tang Xiao said sharply.
"Isn't that skin the one you asked me to put on top?" Goolaham was also worried and yelled out without caring about Tang Xiao's face.
"What? Skin?" Tang Xiao was stunned, and then he remembered that when he was decorating the 'mansion' before, he asked them to hunt a beast's skin and put it on the bed.
But maybe it was because of the inertia of thinking from the earth. When Tang Xiao talked about beasts, he thought of tigers, leopards, and black bears. Even if it was not possible, he would just hunt a wolf.
Who knew it was such a...
After a while, Tang Xiao was speechless as he looked at the terrifying monster under his feet, which was smooth and hairless, with green skin, four claws, a flat head and neck, and a mouth on the front, as well as mouths on both sides of the neck.
"Speaking of which, I asked you to hunt a ferocious beast. Why do you want to build a thing whose sanity value immediately drops to zero at one glance?" Tang Xiao said, covering his forehead.
"Report to the manager! Because this is indeed a terrifying beast that lives in deep water. It just tried to attack our fully enclosed pig farm a few days ago and was killed by our brave soldiers with a stun gun!" The person who spoke was Dawn City.
Captain of the Marine Corps, he answered matter-of-factly.
Stun gun? Tang Xiao was covered in cold sweat. He looked at the twitching monster skin and waved his hand to make him disappear. Then he instantly put on a smiling face and said to Chi Jianjun: "Professor Chi, because we want to make something purely natural.
Let's make a mattress for you. This is much better than those artificial leather ones, right? But if you feel it's not suitable, I'll ask them to replace it with a quilt for you right away. It's not hard at all. Don't worry, let our soldiers
I should come here to change your quilt in the middle of the night."
"Is it really skin?" Chi Jianjun stood looking at the skin from a distance, but still didn't dare to get close.
"It's really Pi!" Tang Xiao kicked the Pi in the head.
"Take it! Take it! No! I don't want this thing! I'd rather sleep on a quilt!" Chi Jianjun said with great determination.
"Okay, okay, I'll make arrangements for you right away." Tang Xiao persuaded Chi Jianjun to go back to sleep. Then he stretched and yawned as he returned to his dormitory.
As a result, he had just slept for less than two hours when he suddenly heard a shrill scream coming from the direction of Professor Chi's villa, 'Help~~~~~~!!!'
Tang Xiao was extremely alert now. He jumped up as soon as he heard the voice, and ran over there quickly. However, this time he was cautious and did not ask Gu Laham to go.
He led troops to surround the villa, but first prepared to check out the situation.
Sure enough, I only saw Chi Jianjun holding his clothes and quilt while running over, yelling, "Help! Help! There are... there are monsters!!"
"Why are there still monsters? There should be no more, right?" Tang Xiao scratched his head.
"Yes!! It's right outside my window!!" Chi Jianjun pointed in the direction of the villa and shouted loudly. It seemed that the little old man was almost going crazy with fear.
"Window ... Wait a minute, no ..." Tang Xiao suddenly remembered something, he turned his head to look at the villa, and it turned out to be a cricket.
The bird rose into the sky and flew towards the forest.
"So this is the little bird's nest I asked them to put outside the window? The birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant. Next time, it won't be a man-eating flower..." A drop of cold sweat slipped from Tang Xiao's forehead.
"Ah? What did you say about the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers?" Chi Jianjun was so frightened that he couldn't hear clearly what Tang Xiao was saying.
"Oh! It's nothing! I'll send someone to check your room immediately to make sure there won't be any problems this time!" Tang Xiao assured, patting his chest.
"Let someone check it out slowly. By the way, where did you sleep at night?" Chi Jianjun said suddenly.
"Oh, I usually have a hard time, so I sleep in the dormitory of the city hall." Tang Xiao didn't even turn around.
Without saying a word, Chi Jianjun hugged the quilt and ran towards Tang Xiao's dormitory.
"Hey, Professor Chi, what are you doing? Where is your villa!" Tang Xiao hurried over and grabbed Chi Jianjun.
"Don't stop me, just let me have a hard time and make do!" Chi Jianjun struggled desperately.
"Professor Chi, that's the mansion we worked so hard to build for you..." Seeing that Tang Xiao couldn't hold him back, he hugged the old man.
"What a shame, grandma! Let me go! I, Chi Jianjun, will give up my 67-year-old bones. Even if I die today, I will die in your house!!" Chi Jianjun burst out of strength from nowhere.
Move forward step by step.
Tang Xiao didn't dare to use force for fear of injuring the old man, so the two of them entangled each other and returned to Tang Xiao's room.
Chi Jianjun was rude and pointed at the sofa and said, "You will lead me to sleep on the bed, and I will sleep on the sofa myself." After saying that, he threw the quilt on the sofa, lay down and fell asleep.
Tang Xiao covered his forehead and sighed, but it was getting late and he couldn't really kick the old professor up again, so he climbed into bed and fell asleep.
…
In the middle of the night, Dawn City fell into sleep, and no one could be seen moving except the Marines who were patrolling the streets on shift.
At this moment, Tang Xiao opened his eyes and stared at the ceiling in a daze. On the other side of the sofa, Chi Jianjun was snoring loudly. Tang Xiao silently looked at the water glass on the bedside table that was rippling with the sound of snoring, and murmured
He muttered to himself: "Retribution..."
It was not until noon the next day that Tang Xiao, who had finally fallen asleep, climbed out of bed. He rubbed his panda eyes and saw Professor Chi Jianjun, who had just woken up and was doing Tai Chi slowly in the yard outside the window.
.
Tang Xiao put on his clothes and walked over. Before he could speak, he heard Chi Jianjun say directly: "Stop talking, I will live here from today on. Whoever wants to live in that mansion can live in it."
"but……"
"I have said before that I am here to provide for retirement."
"but……"
"Oh, I'm already a bad old man, why are you still tormenting me?"
"Speaking of which..."
"I know, you are talking about natural disasters. Our civilization has developed to that level before, but it is still destroyed by continuous natural disasters. Void demons, solemn agreements, and high-dimensional creatures, which ones are easy to mess with?
I said, we shouldn’t provoke such a being. I think it’s good to maintain a farming civilization like this. Have you ever seen any farming civilization driving a spaceship to farm? So I’d better retire.”
Your mind was spinning very fast when you were arguing... Tang Xiao covered his forehead and choked speechlessly. He thought for a while, hooked his fingers and let T-850 push a computer over, placed it in front of Chi Jianjun, and then started playing directly
Video of the tragic air battle when three bounty hunters attacked a week ago.
Chi Jianjun was still doing Tai Chi, but his attention was obviously attracted by the air battle. His movements became slower and slower, his face became more and more ugly, and finally he stopped. Standing in front of the computer,
His face was gloomy.
After a long time, he raised his head and glared at Tang Xiao and asked, "Are you our leader? Manager?"
"Yes, I am." Tang Xiao nodded.
"You are such a shitty leader! Go be a murderer! You have talent for this." Chi Jianjun cursed, turned around and returned to the room, closed the door with a bang, and then locked it.